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"Quote boat"

Welcome to the all purpose boat of quotes (yes I know there is a quote boat on digitiser, but it is a decent enough title), I set this up as a multi purpose topic to house quotes from "stuff" rather than have lots of different quoty topics.
Feel free to post quotes here (or not as the case may be).

found this one today:


Frasier: There's an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building block of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.

Scully: Oh God, Mulder, it smells like... I think it's bile.
Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers fast without betraying my cool exterior?

Dr. Evil:
You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

Mystique wrote:
> dont you mean
"dont throw that spear at me"

and michael cain never
> said that in zulu


My most humble apologies.

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

-Dirty harry

"I'm Frank TJ Mackey, Master of the muffin"

- Tom Cruise, Magnolia

dont you mean
"dont throw that spear at me"

and michael cain never said that in zulu

"Stop throwing those bloody spears at me!"

"Snoogins"

Homer: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah BATMAN!!!! I mean, LEADERRRR!

gentlemen! gentlemen! dont fight in here!....
this is the war room!

classic.