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This thread has been linked to the game 'The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind'.
Morrowind is a fantastic RPG if you have the time for it.
So, I decided after looking at this thread, it needed editing.
Morrowind discussion, discuss about Morrowind.
Pretty straight forward really.
Tell us your Morrowind storys, cool stuff you've done ect.
So, I decided after looking at this thread, it needed editing.
Morrowind discussion, discuss about Morrowind.
Pretty straight forward really.
Tell us your Morrowind storys, cool stuff you've done ect.
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Oi Snuggly!
Where's the 'Report this post' button gone?
Where's the 'Report this post' button gone?
Go away you nob.
unknown kernel wrote:
> That was a funny funny. I think you should collect all your funnies
> together and turn them into a Morrowind book, then use a plug in to
> put the book on top of the tallest tower in Balmora so that people can
> enjoy Morrowind jokes while playing Morrowind.
"Doctor doctor I feel like a jellyfish"
"Netch!"
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Why did the wizard close down his magic shop in Balmora?
Because he couldn't get any staffs.
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THE END
> That was a funny funny. I think you should collect all your funnies
> together and turn them into a Morrowind book, then use a plug in to
> put the book on top of the tallest tower in Balmora so that people can
> enjoy Morrowind jokes while playing Morrowind.
"Doctor doctor I feel like a jellyfish"
"Netch!"
***************
Why did the wizard close down his magic shop in Balmora?
Because he couldn't get any staffs.
****************
THE END
unknown kernel wrote:
> You have to kill her first.
*remembers that the internet is not a good place to say stuff while smirking because people can't see that your smirking*
You probably shouldn't kill her.
> You have to kill her first.
*remembers that the internet is not a good place to say stuff while smirking because people can't see that your smirking*
You probably shouldn't kill her.
That was a funny funny. I think you should collect all your funnies together and turn them into a Morrowind book, then use a plug in to put the book on top of the tallest tower in Balmora so that people can enjoy Morrowind jokes while playing Morrowind.
J-42 wrote:
> Does anyone know what "dispel" does?
No but I've got a great funny.
"Mister magic man can you tell me what dispel does?"
"What spell is dat?"
"Dispel"
"What spell?"
"Dispel"
*Dispel removes any magical effects that may have been cast on you like weakness to poison or encumbrance*
> Does anyone know what "dispel" does?
No but I've got a great funny.
"Mister magic man can you tell me what dispel does?"
"What spell is dat?"
"Dispel"
"What spell?"
"Dispel"
*Dispel removes any magical effects that may have been cast on you like weakness to poison or encumbrance*
You have to kill her first.
When will this cack-handed witch build my stronghold for me?
Black Glove wrote:
> One problem I find with Morrowind is that you reach a point where your
> character is so powerful no one can touch him/her, and as a
> consequence the "fear factor" disappears from the game.
I thought I was invincible until I got a severe whooping from an ebony golem. I only survived by using three exclusive restore health potions, summoning a golden saint with my fancy ring, and running around in huge circles so he couldn't hit me.
> One problem I find with Morrowind is that you reach a point where your
> character is so powerful no one can touch him/her, and as a
> consequence the "fear factor" disappears from the game.
I thought I was invincible until I got a severe whooping from an ebony golem. I only survived by using three exclusive restore health potions, summoning a golden saint with my fancy ring, and running around in huge circles so he couldn't hit me.
Heh - That supreme Domination scroll sounds cool.
Thanks Black Glove!
Thanks Black Glove!
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