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"El Blokey - the Best Of report"

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Mon 21/04/03 at 20:25
Regular
Posts: 787
El Blokey. The man. The myth. The legend. The user that has won more GADs than all but 11 of you. As of now, his SR awards tally looks like this:

1. Mos**t overrated pos**ter: 3
2. Mos**t audacious moronic spas**tic: 2
3. Funnies**t pos**ter: 2*
4. Review King: 2
5. Bitchies**t forum member: 5****

(* indicates a shared vote)

1. Mos**t overrated pos**ter. A category only worthwhile if your choice is obvious, or explained. At the very leas**t MoJoJoJo tried to summarize why El Blokey was overrated: mos**t of his pos**ts have been done before. But MoJoJoJo is bitter because he showed me SR and now he has no time for it, leaving the gate wide open for me to overtake him in all SR-related areas. But I am s**till indebted to him. Cubis**t's nomination does not surprise me (more later in numbers 2 and 5), but Rickoss'…Rickoss' does. I am perplexed. He seems like a nice kid. Why the animosity? And more importantly - who 'rates' me anyway, aside from DW my boy-slave?

2. The problem with this award is that the name alone shows the idiocy of its creator. Audacious is not a derogatory term, and the use of spas**tic as one such word is extremely inappropriate, although perhaps not on a par with 'gaylord'. The two votes come from sources close to home: MoJoJoJo, my SR big brother who only gave me the nomination because he felt he'd given me all the others, he may as well give me this. Cubis**t also decided I was audaciously moronic enough to warrant a vote…but his judgement was no doubt clouded by the seven shades of sh*t I always kick out of him during our lively debates on SR. Metaphorically speaking.

3. MoJoJoJo showed his true colours when voting for myself and SHEEPY - his tas**te of humour is bes**t served when belittling others, and because I am always there to try and point out those little spots in the gene pool where people have decided to relieve themselves so that others are not fouled by the urine, I feel I have earned a vote for being funny. And, as mentioned before, DW does as I say. Or he gets the belt.

4. 2 votes? 2 right. Har har. Around 12 review GADs. Who's the daddy?

5. A runaway winner. Always ready for a debate, I have breathed Life into Chat in an attempt to get rid of all the crappy spam. Some see my efforts to get idiots to pos**t MOVIE topics in the MOVIE forum as courageous…others, futile. Some, like Mys**tique, mock…but she is a s**tupid girl. 5 votes, three shared with Cubis**t (my favourite verbal punchbag) and one with Kyz, who doesn't really whine anymore now that nobody else wins GAD1.

And there, it ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper. Well, not with a whimper, but with a sentence.

This one.
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:26
Regular
"Z will be here soon"
Posts: 7,562
"and one with Kyz, who doesn't really whine anymore now that nobody else wins GAD1."


I am reformed now, honest.
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:25
Regular
"no longer El Blokey"
Posts: 4,471
Woot! Go me and AfroJoe!
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:21
Regular
"sdomehtongng"
Posts: 23,695
El Blokey wrote:
> 4. 2 votes? 2 right. Har har. Around 12 review GADs. Who's the
> daddy?

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I've won 12 review GADs as well. Yey.

Although, I'll admit I've done quite a few more than you, so your ratio of reviews to wins is better, but still...

:-)
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:11
Regular
Posts: 6,801
so he is mojojojo's fault..........get him
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:04
Regular
"no longer El Blokey"
Posts: 4,471
What makes you think I don't already, and this is just in my spare time?
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:01
Regular
"That's right!"
Posts: 10,645
I think El Blokey is wasting his talents here, he needs to turn into some sort of super hero and save old women from muggers with his mind. Or something...
Mon 21/04/03 at 21:33
Regular
"previously phuzzy."
Posts: 3,487
Heh very good stuff :D

I laughed at least.
Mon 21/04/03 at 21:06
Regular
Posts: 10,437
Don't blame me, blame my slow and rather broken brain.

Oh, and put an s in your tag. ;-)
Mon 21/04/03 at 21:04
Regular
"no longer El Blokey"
Posts: 4,471
"One review is not so good so you're overrated"

Boo to you!
Mon 21/04/03 at 20:42
Regular
Posts: 10,437
Eurg, numbers in names suck.

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