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"El Blokey - the Best Of report"

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Mon 21/04/03 at 20:25
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Posts: 787
El Blokey. The man. The myth. The legend. The user that has won more GADs than all but 11 of you. As of now, his SR awards tally looks like this:

1. Mos**t overrated pos**ter: 3
2. Mos**t audacious moronic spas**tic: 2
3. Funnies**t pos**ter: 2*
4. Review King: 2
5. Bitchies**t forum member: 5****

(* indicates a shared vote)

1. Mos**t overrated pos**ter. A category only worthwhile if your choice is obvious, or explained. At the very leas**t MoJoJoJo tried to summarize why El Blokey was overrated: mos**t of his pos**ts have been done before. But MoJoJoJo is bitter because he showed me SR and now he has no time for it, leaving the gate wide open for me to overtake him in all SR-related areas. But I am s**till indebted to him. Cubis**t's nomination does not surprise me (more later in numbers 2 and 5), but Rickoss'…Rickoss' does. I am perplexed. He seems like a nice kid. Why the animosity? And more importantly - who 'rates' me anyway, aside from DW my boy-slave?

2. The problem with this award is that the name alone shows the idiocy of its creator. Audacious is not a derogatory term, and the use of spas**tic as one such word is extremely inappropriate, although perhaps not on a par with 'gaylord'. The two votes come from sources close to home: MoJoJoJo, my SR big brother who only gave me the nomination because he felt he'd given me all the others, he may as well give me this. Cubis**t also decided I was audaciously moronic enough to warrant a vote…but his judgement was no doubt clouded by the seven shades of sh*t I always kick out of him during our lively debates on SR. Metaphorically speaking.

3. MoJoJoJo showed his true colours when voting for myself and SHEEPY - his tas**te of humour is bes**t served when belittling others, and because I am always there to try and point out those little spots in the gene pool where people have decided to relieve themselves so that others are not fouled by the urine, I feel I have earned a vote for being funny. And, as mentioned before, DW does as I say. Or he gets the belt.

4. 2 votes? 2 right. Har har. Around 12 review GADs. Who's the daddy?

5. A runaway winner. Always ready for a debate, I have breathed Life into Chat in an attempt to get rid of all the crappy spam. Some see my efforts to get idiots to pos**t MOVIE topics in the MOVIE forum as courageous…others, futile. Some, like Mys**tique, mock…but she is a s**tupid girl. 5 votes, three shared with Cubis**t (my favourite verbal punchbag) and one with Kyz, who doesn't really whine anymore now that nobody else wins GAD1.

And there, it ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper. Well, not with a whimper, but with a sentence.

This one.
Tue 22/04/03 at 14:38
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"That's right!"
Posts: 10,645
Ashley wrote:
> so he is mojojojo's fault..........get him

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Yeah, he's my bad, sorry. But I didn't think he'd go insane and try and take over the place, honest!
Tue 22/04/03 at 14:00
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"sdomehtongng"
Posts: 23,695
Heh.
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:57
Regular
Posts: 10,437
AfroJoe wrote:
> Lets have a big joint party

Dude, you know that's illegal, right? ;-)
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:55
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"sdomehtongng"
Posts: 23,695
Lets have a big joint party and eat crumpets.
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:54
Regular
Posts: 10,437
AfroJoe wrote:
> I've won 12 review GADs as well. Yey.

Me too. Yay!
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:36
Regular
"sweats salad dressi"
Posts: 4,599
Lately
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:35
Regular
"no longer El Blokey"
Posts: 4,471
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Actually I post lots of things in Life.

Nothing on the front page.
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:34
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"sweats salad dressi"
Posts: 4,599
Actually I post lots of things in Life.

I got Undderated too.:-(
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:32
Regular
"no longer El Blokey"
Posts: 4,471
Dunno how though. It seems 'doing lots of spoofs' translates to 'being good at spoofs' now.
Tue 22/04/03 at 13:28
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"sweats salad dressi"
Posts: 4,599
Yet again I still got more votes than you guys. Especially El Blokey....but especially gerrid!

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