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I can't sleep at night... pity me not, I don't really live anyway...
For you see, I've found out that someone is better... no, not just someone... loads of people, loads of people are better at something than I am.
I know... I know... it's terrible... what would you do if you found out that you weren't the best at everything you did? Wouldn't that just tear your soul to pieces?
I lay awake at night wondering why I'm obviously so crap. I mean, wow... I try so much, and I get nowhere... it's like everything I do sucks...
Here, take a look at my stats.
Registered: 468 day(s) ago
UKchatforums.com: 11109 posts, 473817 words.
UKcheats.com: 0 cheats, 0 hints.
UKreviews.com: 4 reviews.
Ha ha! Look at my beautiful stats... wow... ha! I've done FOUR reviews. FOUR whole reviews. It's not as if there're not good... I mean, all I've done is basically tell everyone about the game, without even adding my own personal comments... I thought my Barbie review was straight from the heart, I was so suprised when I didn't win for that one...
And so I can sleep now at night, with the thought that I'm actually crap at writing reviews stuck in my head... all those other people... the good writers... winning THEIR games because they're obviously so much better than I am...
Hell, so what if they've been here longer than me? So what if they're older, and better writers? I have had NO experience, but that makes me better. They only win because nobody sees my reviews.
And so, another crap day over with nothing at all happening for me... oh I so wish I could win... I so wish...
[This was a Grix Thraves topic, bought to you by Ribena and boredom]
For you see, I've found out that someone is better... no, not just someone... loads of people, loads of people are better at something than I am.
I know... I know... it's terrible... what would you do if you found out that you weren't the best at everything you did? Wouldn't that just tear your soul to pieces?
I lay awake at night wondering why I'm obviously so crap. I mean, wow... I try so much, and I get nowhere... it's like everything I do sucks...
Here, take a look at my stats.
Registered: 468 day(s) ago
UKchatforums.com: 11109 posts, 473817 words.
UKcheats.com: 0 cheats, 0 hints.
UKreviews.com: 4 reviews.
Ha ha! Look at my beautiful stats... wow... ha! I've done FOUR reviews. FOUR whole reviews. It's not as if there're not good... I mean, all I've done is basically tell everyone about the game, without even adding my own personal comments... I thought my Barbie review was straight from the heart, I was so suprised when I didn't win for that one...
And so I can sleep now at night, with the thought that I'm actually crap at writing reviews stuck in my head... all those other people... the good writers... winning THEIR games because they're obviously so much better than I am...
Hell, so what if they've been here longer than me? So what if they're older, and better writers? I have had NO experience, but that makes me better. They only win because nobody sees my reviews.
And so, another crap day over with nothing at all happening for me... oh I so wish I could win... I so wish...
[This was a Grix Thraves topic, bought to you by Ribena and boredom]
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I know what you could do grix, hit it. :o)
He wants his own user id. I don't know what to do.
The next package you recieve, and is post marked Scotland, is not suspicious on any grounds whatsoever......
Grix Thraves wrote:
> It's from my brain er-no... I'm...
I don't know what to do actually. I'm a
> bit shocked. He's sent me Roger Moore.
He's just stroking his chin and
> looking at my Diamonds Are Forever poster.
Phew thats ok then....
...er-yes must still be on his way to Tony.
Have fun with Roger Moore tonight... the bond film is on TV tonight... watch it with him.
> It's from my brain er-no... I'm...
I don't know what to do actually. I'm a
> bit shocked. He's sent me Roger Moore.
He's just stroking his chin and
> looking at my Diamonds Are Forever poster.
Phew thats ok then....
...er-yes must still be on his way to Tony.
Have fun with Roger Moore tonight... the bond film is on TV tonight... watch it with him.
It's from my brain er-no... I'm...
I don't know what to do actually. I'm a bit shocked. He's sent me Roger Moore.
He's just stroking his chin and looking at my Diamonds Are Forever poster.
I don't know what to do actually. I'm a bit shocked. He's sent me Roger Moore.
He's just stroking his chin and looking at my Diamonds Are Forever poster.
NOOOOOOO.
Don't free er-yes!
I sent you him in a package.. he would die without airholes.
Don't let er-yes out.
Don't free er-yes!
I sent you him in a package.. he would die without airholes.
Don't let er-yes out.
Ok, 8:34PM my time, I've just got back.
It's big alright... and I see why they think it's delicate, it's got sodding air holes in the side of the crate.
But... it's huge. It's over my height, about my width... what the hell is it?
I'll open it now.
It's big alright... and I see why they think it's delicate, it's got sodding air holes in the side of the crate.
But... it's huge. It's over my height, about my width... what the hell is it?
I'll open it now.
I'll be back soon... a large package has arrived, and it's apparently very delicate, so I'm supposed to go pick it up now.
At 8:15PM at night.
Ah well. Be back in about ten minutes... let's find out what the sod has sent me...
At 8:15PM at night.
Ah well. Be back in about ten minutes... let's find out what the sod has sent me...
Really?! :-D
GM - Thicker than the thickest piece of wood you can find.
:-D
Ah well :-D
GM - Thicker than the thickest piece of wood you can find.
:-D
Ah well :-D
Err... well, actually, I'm... only kidding.
Sorry, to make you all serious and stuff.
Sorry, to make you all serious and stuff.
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