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"I'm destroyed... can't live any more..."

I can't sleep at night... pity me not, I don't really live anyway...

For you see, I've found out that someone is better... no, not just someone... loads of people, loads of people are better at something than I am.

I know... I know... it's terrible... what would you do if you found out that you weren't the best at everything you did? Wouldn't that just tear your soul to pieces?

I lay awake at night wondering why I'm obviously so crap. I mean, wow... I try so much, and I get nowhere... it's like everything I do sucks...

Here, take a look at my stats.

Registered: 468 day(s) ago

UKchatforums.com: 11109 posts, 473817 words.
UKcheats.com: 0 cheats, 0 hints.
UKreviews.com: 4 reviews.

Ha ha! Look at my beautiful stats... wow... ha! I've done FOUR reviews. FOUR whole reviews. It's not as if there're not good... I mean, all I've done is basically tell everyone about the game, without even adding my own personal comments... I thought my Barbie review was straight from the heart, I was so suprised when I didn't win for that one...

And so I can sleep now at night, with the thought that I'm actually crap at writing reviews stuck in my head... all those other people... the good writers... winning THEIR games because they're obviously so much better than I am...

Hell, so what if they've been here longer than me? So what if they're older, and better writers? I have had NO experience, but that makes me better. They only win because nobody sees my reviews.

And so, another crap day over with nothing at all happening for me... oh I so wish I could win... I so wish...

[This was a Grix Thraves topic, bought to you by Ribena and boredom]

After reading your opening, I'm sure everyone feels sorry for you and want you to win gameaday today, but then everyone realises you've won it loads all ready.
Oh, by the way. SHEEPY, are you the same one whose ICQ details appeared in an issue of PCZone a while ago?

I don't think I'll bother to explain this time.

By the way, Roger Moore prefers Sean Connery as a Bond, but Pierce is good at what he does, and suits the updated style of film well.

He added then that he sees the Bond films as collections of series, as he looks at the Bond for what he was as a set of films, instead of just comparing ALL Bonds as a series. And there's nothing wrong with Lazenby or Dalton either.

If only we were all like Roger Moore. We should see his life as a template for our own.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooohhhhhh

Meka_Dragon wrote:
> I love these spoof posts, because nobody ever gets them.

Well a few do, but
> they're not often the ones that respond.

I know. I got it and was secretly laughing.

I love these spoof posts, because nobody ever gets them.

Well a few do, but they're not often the ones that respond.

So, Grix - let me get this right:

Not only has your brain gone to Spain (LOL), but 'he' sent you, erm, Roger Moore...

He's now eating pizza? But the film has finished, he must be finished - what's he doing now?

*Looks up symptoms for imaginary friends disease*

:-D

Bonus wrote:
> I'm destroyed..............

I can't live anymore............

My name will
> be pink for all eternity unless peoplestart voting for someone else........

Imagine having a pink name Bonus...

..hahaha...

*thinking about something*

You wait.

I'm destroyed..............

I can't live anymore............

My name will be pink for all eternity unless peoplestart voting for someone else........

He laughed, and said that he'll tell me after the film is finished.

Can you do me a favour?

I'd like to know who he thinks out of Brosnan and Connery was the better Bond, and why.

Thanks in advance