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Go ahead! Get on the with the dreams, it's 4pounds a minute!
> A fat woman raped me.
You are suffering from a serious case about commitment with woman(especially fat ones). You enjoy aggresive woman so you should go to the nearest strip club and pick up the nearest domonatrix
No, but i did have a dream that my computer is crashing, and that I won a trip to the Bahamas and a portable TV, but then i woke up.
And YOU! You were there, with a sheep.......
lol, it's so out of date your gran wouldn't be scared by it.
I lobbed off my left hand with a cleaver and sent it forth - wriggling.
It slowly mounted some stairs then paused on the dark landing, tapping its middle-finger in a menacing fashion.
Suddenly, it scurried through the gap in a slightly ajar door.
Within the dimly-lit room was a beautiful woman, asleep.
My severed hand attempted to spring onto the bed, but it failed.
It tried again, and again. Each time with the same miserable result.
Suddenly, it scuttled onto a nearby harp, finger-bobbing across the strings playing a surprisingly melodious redition of "I Will Always Love You", before leaping like a dying octopus onto the bed.
My severed hand paused, tapping its middle-finger in a menacing fashion.
Slowly, it began to pull back the sheets, inch by inch, revealing the woman's soft curvaceous flesh.
With an admirable lightness of touch, it crept onto the warm terrain of her body.
Beginning at her feet, it strutted on two fingers along her left carf, over her silken thighs, past the forbidden forest, up the navel, through cleavage valley until it arrived exhausted at her pretty head, where it stuck its thumb in her mouth and fell fast asleep.
It hurt my head.