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What a top bloke he is.
"This is the most dangerous snake in the world, so I'm just gonna pick 'im by 'is tail and wave 'im about a bit.
Crikey!"
So, little compo for you, write the funniest Steve Irwin thing you can, eg:
"This is the most dangerous rotrweiler in the worold. He hasn't been fed in 6 months, so I'm just gonna tie this steak to me cods, wander in 'is cage and see what happens.
Crikey!"
"This is the most dangerous snake in the world, so I'm just gonna pick 'im by 'is tail and wave 'im about a bit.
Crikey!"
So, little compo for you, write the funniest Steve Irwin thing you can, eg:
"This is the most dangerous rotrweiler in the worold. He hasn't been fed in 6 months, so I'm just gonna tie this steak to me cods, wander in 'is cage and see what happens.
Crikey!"
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LOL!
Nice one Shocky, that actually made me laugh.
Nice one Shocky, that actually made me laugh.
"And 'ere I am, deep in the outback bush, face ta face with THE most deadliest snake in the WORLD! And he's right here now, watching me with those deadly accurate eyes of 'is, and he just happens to have the most deadly venom in the WORLD. He spits it with the MOST PRECISE accuracy - straight at yer eyes! So what I'm going to do, is grab him by the tail and try and see what colour eyes he's got..."
Crikey - ME EYES!"
:-D
Crikey - ME EYES!"
:-D
"Well mates, here we 'ave the world-renowned Tony Rainbird. However, this is one angry birdy 'coz 'is company's profits 'ave fallen for the first time in 10 years!
So, I'm just gonna fone up 'Games Company X' and order everything in their catalogue, right infront of his face, just to show you guys at home just how vicious the Rainbird can get when provoked.
(On telephone)..yeah, that's right, Barclaycard, and the number is 145...ARGH CRIKEY MATE! HE BIT ME ARM OFF!"
Well, that's just about the best I can do at 9.52 in the evening.
So, I'm just gonna fone up 'Games Company X' and order everything in their catalogue, right infront of his face, just to show you guys at home just how vicious the Rainbird can get when provoked.
(On telephone)..yeah, that's right, Barclaycard, and the number is 145...ARGH CRIKEY MATE! HE BIT ME ARM OFF!"
Well, that's just about the best I can do at 9.52 in the evening.
"This, on my arm is the most venemous spider in the world. Just look how its fangs spear through the skin and inject that deadly toxin into my bloo.........."
*THUD!*
*THUD!*
What a top bloke he is.
"This is the most dangerous snake in the world, so I'm just gonna pick 'im by 'is tail and wave 'im about a bit.
Crikey!"
So, little compo for you, write the funniest Steve Irwin thing you can, eg:
"This is the most dangerous rotrweiler in the worold. He hasn't been fed in 6 months, so I'm just gonna tie this steak to me cods, wander in 'is cage and see what happens.
Crikey!"
"This is the most dangerous snake in the world, so I'm just gonna pick 'im by 'is tail and wave 'im about a bit.
Crikey!"
So, little compo for you, write the funniest Steve Irwin thing you can, eg:
"This is the most dangerous rotrweiler in the worold. He hasn't been fed in 6 months, so I'm just gonna tie this steak to me cods, wander in 'is cage and see what happens.
Crikey!"
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