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"Steve Irwin - Pointless compo, with NO prize."

What a top bloke he is.

"This is the most dangerous snake in the world, so I'm just gonna pick 'im by 'is tail and wave 'im about a bit.

Crikey!"


So, little compo for you, write the funniest Steve Irwin thing you can, eg:


"This is the most dangerous rotrweiler in the worold. He hasn't been fed in 6 months, so I'm just gonna tie this steak to me cods, wander in 'is cage and see what happens.

Crikey!"

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It's not just about me cheating death and running away laughing.

Blimey mate, this is all a bit much but let's see.

Now,this little fella is a baby-croc, and that noise he's makin'?
It's not a happy sound, it's calling for it's dad!
Now, the dad can sneak up under-water, so I'm gonna stand waist-deep in this filthy river...where you goin' camera-crew?...anyways, the dad is able to sneak up and attack anyone that threatens his kids

*shakes croc violently*

See, now he's really angry! Here ya go liddle fella


*throws it across the river*

Now, this liddle fella is gonna get his dad back and...aarrrrghghghghjesuschristno...ahhhhhrrrghh....ohchrist.....

Nah, only joking.
I'm bloody indestructible mate.

Stay Safe

"I was told by a mate, that a croc like this one 'ere, is a very, very deep sleeper. Now, I'm gonna test this theory by prodding it in the eye with a stick...

AH! IT GOT ME ARM!"

'This little crocs are pretty armless at this young age, so I've got nuttin to worry about. They are pretty calm if you put them in the dark so I'll just put this bag over it's head......

Cricky, someone put a hole in the bag.....

ARRRRGHHHHH ARRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!

As I crawl through the under growth in search of this rare and dangerous lizzard......... crunch.......I think I have found what we have been looking for.......I have to tread carefully now one false move and I've had it........ It's a bit grumpy.... I've got it by the tail and boy is he fighting to get away from me... I think he's calmed down now, he senses that I mean him no harm.... he seems to be secreting a green liquid, oh crikey that stings..... (Steve drops the little fella).... Oh he's gotten away, now every good explorer takes some water to wash these things off, as long as you don't get any in your eyes .................... I got some in my eyes and spilled the water, thank fully there was a small well owned by a small tribe close by and when I explained to them what happened they gave me access to their ceremonial bath/pot of water...... I wonder what part of the healing ritual requires that flaming torch......
My its getting hot in here.....
Oh crikey.

Crikey! I wonder what will happen when I flick it's testicles this time!

"Crikey, I'm a bi' worried at the momen', cause there's a nasty looking Rhino over there...you see it? Right by that tr- SHH! I might 'ave ta jump behind this bush 'ere, he's looking REEAAAAL mean; one wrong move - and I've 'ad it! AH! I'm gonna 'ave ta leg it in a minu'...he's gettin' ready ta charge...

It's all righ' mate, I'm not gonna hurt ya...

CRIKEY LADS - RUN!"

Ok, now it just seems like everyone is posting the same joke, just with a different animal. (snake poison, and cat poison

I reckon Pro Evo's attempt is the best so far. Well, it's the only one to make me laff anyway.

This is the world most deadly cat in the world, is a one in a kind cat. It has claws razor sharp with the most toxic poison in the world, it knock you daed in 5 seconds.

Im gonna wave this mouse around its face and kick it about..

..CRIKEY!

ME LEG!...

*Dies*
:o)