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"The new woman whom I hate"

We have a new member to the team: a very fat and repugnant old woman who has napalmed the area with pot plants, shown of her hideous midriff far too many times because she wears some crappy tshirt (and purple shell suit bottoms) as a result of the aforementioned-looking to my right is now forfeit, told me 100 times about holidays she has won and often starts a conversation with "annoyingly I can't take next weekend off because I could be in Paris blah blah" or "it's a shame I can't use my Boots loyalty points...", wants to put her bl**dy certificates everywhere, has made a point of doing no work even though she has just joined (man she is stealing my thunder and it won't look good if she draws too much attention our way-looking busy is an artform), has numerous office funnies that she wants to share with me like "it's better to be the dog than the lamppost" and so on, has pictures of hilarious things like a train crashing onto the road below it and she is sucking the life out of me, like a geriatric vampire who has a colostomy bag and Stannah easy grow teeth.

Being on a desk full of "oldies who shout loudly down the phone for no fecking reason", was just about bearable but know....

I have no authority either being a temp.

Cry for me.

Man if I worked with Pauline Campbell-Jones I'd be in heaven.

Heh! :D

Well imagine having that person (minus the fatness) calling you constantly, comming to your door all the time and ALWAYS trying to arrange a meeting with you....damn stalker

Of course, you'd never sign her e-mail up to a bunch of choice newsletters either.

The sagacious one wrote:
> ...and she is sucking the life out
> of me, like a geriatric vampire who has a colostomy bag and Stannah
> easy grow teeth.


Just how I felt about the woman I had to work with last summer. In a way I was grateful I bust my shoulder and couldn't work.
I swear, the time she referred to herself as 'mummy' when talking to me... well, I was surprised that I didn't explode...

Do something dude. You *have* to. If only to avenge me.

Obviously I would never endorse you posting her personal details everywhere yopu could on the internet.... Might mean she would have to go into hiding though...

The sagacious one wrote:
> Two of her cuddly toys (did I mention them) have now adpoted the doggy
> style position.
>
> Childish but it maketh mirth in my mind like a factory that produces
> happy pills.

HAHA! Thats what i like to hear

Thought this was going to be a sly dig at Rosalind only to find you are talking about me!!

I worked hard to get where I am and I've now seperated Winnie the Pooh and Tigger as it's not natural.

she is fat..repugnant...old yet has child objects that she positions in unslightly precotious postions and shows pictures of train crashes????


www.f*ckedintheheadandneedhelp.com???

Lil Ginge wrote:

> You could always be a man and tell her the things that irritate you or
> just arent right??

Yeah I could, then find that I am "no longer needed and can finish at the end of the day".

Temping doesn't let you rant at other staff members and my job is so cushy....I haven't the dogs to do so, to be honest.