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He know's what its all about
> RoJ wrote:
> Dying on the toilet. Like Elvis.
>
> Whats wrong with that?
>
> The king died on his throne
Bawawawawhawahwah! :D
First one to catch the reference wins the 'El Blokey Prize for Outstanding Performance on a Tuesday 10th'.
> Dying on the toilet. Like Elvis.
Whats wrong with that?
The king died on his throne
> oh goody, i've been dying to tell about this one.
>
> i saw a newspaper clipping (real or fake i don't know) of a man who
> had sneaked up a hill with a chicken, to the mouth of a cave, where he
> proceeded to drop his pants and ......
>
> anyway, there was a rock fall and a large rock hit him square on the
> head, killing him.
>
> he was found lying dead, with his pants round his ankles, and a dead
> chicken attached to his nether regions
>
> beat that
*Sniggers*
Nothing's gonna beat that, except perhaps the women who w@nked herself with a crab and the crab laids eggs inside her, which exploded her anus when she went to take a s**t, bring the eggs out with her. Even paramedics were sick :D
Walking into a wall after having sex with a great girl, breaking your nose and sending it up into your brain, killing you instantly. You die in the nude! And painfully! Two in one stone! :D
i saw a newspaper clipping (real or fake i don't know) of a man who had sneaked up a hill with a chicken, to the mouth of a cave, where he proceeded to drop his pants and ......
anyway, there was a rock fall and a large rock hit him square on the head, killing him.
he was found lying dead, with his pants round his ankles, and a dead chicken attached to his nether regions
beat that