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This should be funny..
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oh no not TRAJEDY!
The following story is true and not for the faint hearted!
A man and a woman are very lustful, the go to the top of a hill and beggin makin love. Trajedy strikes...well acctually lightning strikes. The woman is killed instantly and melts a little, mouling her to the man, the man see she is dead, throws up and passes out. A bear comes out of the nearby woods and licks the vomit on the woman, munches her face a little then wanders off. The man wakes up to find a half eaten half melted dead woman on him, crawls his way to a nearby road and is found by some girl guides.
A man and a woman are very lustful, the go to the top of a hill and beggin makin love. Trajedy strikes...well acctually lightning strikes. The woman is killed instantly and melts a little, mouling her to the man, the man see she is dead, throws up and passes out. A bear comes out of the nearby woods and licks the vomit on the woman, munches her face a little then wanders off. The man wakes up to find a half eaten half melted dead woman on him, crawls his way to a nearby road and is found by some girl guides.
El Blokey wrote:
> Broken neck.
This one's too obscure.
"Any action film, ever."
> Broken neck.
This one's too obscure.
"Any action film, ever."
If you died w@nking in your bedroom, then discovered by your mother. Or your grandmother.
HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> Found naked.
>
> With a sex-doll.
>
> In the sea.
That's a close second :)
> Found naked.
>
> With a sex-doll.
>
> In the sea.
That's a close second :)
That's too funny to be cruel :D
Found naked.
With a sex-doll.
In the sea.
With a sex-doll.
In the sea.
Heard that before.
RoJ wrote:
> Well, heres a good one.
>
> Ever seen on TV or real life a forest fire? Well see the big choppers
> that pick up water out of the sea and drop in onto the forest fire?
> Well, in a forest fire, after it was over, Rangers found a dead man in
> scuba gear. He had been picked up out of the water by a bucket on a
> helicopter and dropped onto the forest fires from high, high, up in
> the sky.
ahahah, poor bas .... AHHAHAH
> Well, heres a good one.
>
> Ever seen on TV or real life a forest fire? Well see the big choppers
> that pick up water out of the sea and drop in onto the forest fire?
> Well, in a forest fire, after it was over, Rangers found a dead man in
> scuba gear. He had been picked up out of the water by a bucket on a
> helicopter and dropped onto the forest fires from high, high, up in
> the sky.
ahahah, poor bas .... AHHAHAH
Well, heres a good one.
Ever seen on TV or real life a forest fire? Well see the big choppers that pick up water out of the sea and drop in onto the forest fire?
Well, in a forest fire, after it was over, Rangers found a dead man in scuba gear. He had been picked up out of the water by a bucket on a helicopter and dropped onto the forest fires from high, high, up in the sky.
Ever seen on TV or real life a forest fire? Well see the big choppers that pick up water out of the sea and drop in onto the forest fire?
Well, in a forest fire, after it was over, Rangers found a dead man in scuba gear. He had been picked up out of the water by a bucket on a helicopter and dropped onto the forest fires from high, high, up in the sky.
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