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This should be funny..
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Breaking your neck trying to suck your own mandhood. Your parents finding you in your bedroom...balls resting frimly on your lips.
That's from Clerks. If anyone's seen it, it one of the funniest films I've had the pleasure of watching.
That's from Clerks. If anyone's seen it, it one of the funniest films I've had the pleasure of watching.
Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> still, no sympathy for people doing crap like that. some guy in the
> paper died from strangling himself while pleasuring himself. it was
> supposed to create a better orgasm, but instead created a corpse.
I saw a japanease porn where they kept doing that, his girlfriend ended up strangling him when she was climaxing. She then decided to cut his manhood off and use it to 'do herself'.
It was on Spanish TV, uncut in its fully 'glory'.
Most disturbing.
> still, no sympathy for people doing crap like that. some guy in the
> paper died from strangling himself while pleasuring himself. it was
> supposed to create a better orgasm, but instead created a corpse.
I saw a japanease porn where they kept doing that, his girlfriend ended up strangling him when she was climaxing. She then decided to cut his manhood off and use it to 'do herself'.
It was on Spanish TV, uncut in its fully 'glory'.
Most disturbing.
I had a rather unusual dream about dying. In it I was hanging on to the nose of a MiG 25. So far not that weird. Except it was being flown by my ex. And I only died when I was sucked into a T5, or whatever they call the really huge tornadoes.
So, not exactly embarassing, but strange none the less.
So, not exactly embarassing, but strange none the less.
getting eaten by wild monkeys who have just been in hibernation with rabid bears living in trees who stalk travelers and rip their heads off O.o
Oh jeah! try dat!
Oh jeah! try dat!
on hisd tomb stone it should say "Dont look at me like that, it was supposed to be pleasurable"
Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> Right then... (Another true one...only in america)
>
> A man rings his docter complaining of rectal pains, the docter says
> lie down and take some pain killers, so he does. 6-7 hours later he
> rings again, he's in unbarable pain and cannot move his legs. The
> docter turns up to find him unconcious. The main later dies. In the
> post-morterm they discover a swollen buttox, and inside 5 Black widow
> spiders. Upon checking his house, in the garden they find a large
> peice of wood coverd in 'juices of the rear end', with a spiders eggs
> at the end. The man had been pleasuring himself with the wood, failed
> to notice the eggs, they then enderd his back passage and hatched,
> killing him from the inside...
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH
still, no sympathy for people doing crap like that. some guy in the paper died from strangling himself while pleasuring himself. it was supposed to create a better orgasm, but instead created a corpse.
> Right then... (Another true one...only in america)
>
> A man rings his docter complaining of rectal pains, the docter says
> lie down and take some pain killers, so he does. 6-7 hours later he
> rings again, he's in unbarable pain and cannot move his legs. The
> docter turns up to find him unconcious. The main later dies. In the
> post-morterm they discover a swollen buttox, and inside 5 Black widow
> spiders. Upon checking his house, in the garden they find a large
> peice of wood coverd in 'juices of the rear end', with a spiders eggs
> at the end. The man had been pleasuring himself with the wood, failed
> to notice the eggs, they then enderd his back passage and hatched,
> killing him from the inside...
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH
still, no sympathy for people doing crap like that. some guy in the paper died from strangling himself while pleasuring himself. it was supposed to create a better orgasm, but instead created a corpse.
Right then... (Another true one...only in america)
A man rings his docter complaining of rectal pains, the docter says lie down and take some pain killers, so he does. 6-7 hours later he rings again, he's in unbarable pain and cannot move his legs. The docter turns up to find him unconcious. The main later dies. In the post-morterm they discover a swollen buttox, and inside 5 Black widow spiders. Upon checking his house, in the garden they find a large peice of wood coverd in 'juices of the rear end', with a spiders eggs at the end. The man had been pleasuring himself with the wood, failed to notice the eggs, they then enderd his back passage and hatched, killing him from the inside...
A man rings his docter complaining of rectal pains, the docter says lie down and take some pain killers, so he does. 6-7 hours later he rings again, he's in unbarable pain and cannot move his legs. The docter turns up to find him unconcious. The main later dies. In the post-morterm they discover a swollen buttox, and inside 5 Black widow spiders. Upon checking his house, in the garden they find a large peice of wood coverd in 'juices of the rear end', with a spiders eggs at the end. The man had been pleasuring himself with the wood, failed to notice the eggs, they then enderd his back passage and hatched, killing him from the inside...
the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> his dad's a prof
> there.
>
> That was so irrelevant.
No it wasn't, it was explaining why he lived in the University...
> HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> his dad's a prof
> there.
>
> That was so irrelevant.
No it wasn't, it was explaining why he lived in the University...
the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> Becomming the worlds best footballer, getting sponsored by pepsi to do
> ads and choke on the pepsi during a live ad.
That's not exactly embarassing. And what the hell is a 'live ad'.
> Becomming the worlds best footballer, getting sponsored by pepsi to do
> ads and choke on the pepsi during a live ad.
That's not exactly embarassing. And what the hell is a 'live ad'.
HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> his dad's a prof
> there.
That was so irrelevant.
> his dad's a prof
> there.
That was so irrelevant.
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