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This should be funny..
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Excreting your internal organs.
being hit by a boat whilst bungee jumping.
Asher D wrote:
> Killed by your trousers falling down and you tripping over and falling
> off a bridge.
hehehe
> Killed by your trousers falling down and you tripping over and falling
> off a bridge.
hehehe
A ceremonial spanking, by yourmom, in front of your friends.
Asher D wrote:
> Killed by your trousers falling down and you tripping over and falling
> off a bridge.
Picturing this made me laugh a lot. Good one.
> Killed by your trousers falling down and you tripping over and falling
> off a bridge.
Picturing this made me laugh a lot. Good one.
Playing chess with a Monkey?
Killed by your trousers falling down and you tripping over and falling off a bridge.
Ooops didnt mean to lower the tone people...
Heart attack in the middle of dropping a log
WORKER DEAD AT DESK FOR 5 DAYS
New York Times 1-22-03 Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning,when an office cleaner asked, why he was still working during the weekend. His boss Elliot Wachiaski said: "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusual, that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself." A postmortem examination revealed, that he had been dead for five days after suffering a coronary. Ironically George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died. You may want to give your co-workers a nudge occasionally. Moral of the story: Don't work too hard. Nobody notices anyway!
New York Times 1-22-03 Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning,when an office cleaner asked, why he was still working during the weekend. His boss Elliot Wachiaski said: "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusual, that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself." A postmortem examination revealed, that he had been dead for five days after suffering a coronary. Ironically George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died. You may want to give your co-workers a nudge occasionally. Moral of the story: Don't work too hard. Nobody notices anyway!
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