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"Everybody I know is at the prom"

I feel a bit of a knob for not going but still glad I didn't.

And richer too

Tut, she was like a tape recorder. Rewiiiiiiiiiind.

Should be something like this:

"Oh Craig you look sexy"

"Do I?"

"Yes, now how bout we go and screw like Bunnys?"

"No it sucks"

*turns to friend*

*repeat*

Yes I would love that if I were in it. Maybe I should retire to my bed soon? hmmmm

Last day of school I set myself a goal and I was about a stroke away from achieving it. I'll leave you to figure out what it was.

Conversation with Geography teacher last year

" Ohhh Craig, you look smart "

" Thanks... but I don't "

" You do... enjoying yourself? "

" No, it sucks "

*turns to friend*

" Ohh Alan, you look smart "

etc

Well We did have one, but after a little drink someone had the same idea as you Monkey_With_Attitude. I'm glad I was leaving, I wouldn't have wanted to go in the school coffee room again.

"When did you leave?"

"Last year"

"Where from?"

"Shoebury"

"Where?!?"

"Essex"

"Why are you here?"

"For the sex, mostly"

Maybe.

You can come to this one on the 20th, with me.

We had no leavers do. We were just told to sod off and do whatever.

So I bashed my bishop.

Our leavers do was damn fun.

Went to a mates house before hand, had a few drinks, turned up fashionably late then partayyy on. Drink drink drink dance fall over drink drink talk crap drink girls drink boobs drink drink girls. Went round town afterwards. Was fun fun fun.

Having another on the 20th for a mate who's been signed for Man Utd so he's leaving school and going living in Manchester in his own house. A 16 year old this is. Bah.

Party on beatches. Its only crap if you make it that way.

"I ain't got time to bleed"

" I've been shot, not to worry ladies... just a little scratch "