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"I walk like a cowboy"

Life is funny. Not haha funny, I don't feel very haha funny at the moment, but funny.

5 years ago, when I was 19, I didn't excpect to be where I am today. I hadn't even thought about having children, and now I have 2. 2 wonderful little girls, and I don't want any more.

In 5 years time I don't want to changing nappies again. In 20 years time I don't want to have to find a babysitter before I can go out with my wife.

So what could we do about this situation?

Drastic action was decided upon. Sterilisation.

The only question remaining was who.

Now my wife has had 2 Caesarian sections, and the operation for female sterilisation would invole cutting her open again, giving those poor stomach muscles another bashing.

Male sterilisation is an easier operation, and much more successful.

So it would be me.

So yesterday I went into Newmarket Hospital, and had a vasectomy.

The operation involves making a two cuts into the scrotum under local anesthetic, and cutting away sections of the tubes that carry the old baby making juice.

So I lay there and let this bloke do this to me. And he covered me in iodine. You know how long that stuff takes to wash off?

The operation itself is relatively painless, you only feel the needle going in for a second before it goes all numb. I didn't even try to watch what was going on, but Lisa was there beside me, taking it all in, watching this guy cut me open, yank on my tubes, cut them open, sow them up, and stich me back up again.

So I've got stiches, and I'm walking funny.

And it feels much like I've taken a heavy blow in the gonads, but apparently this will soon wear away.

The things we do for love, hey!

I forgot to add - I also had the misfortune of having to go through that operation on my birthday of all days !!. It was certainly a birthday I won't forget.

Meka - I know exactly what your going through as I went through it in June this year. The op was painless but the bruising took several days to wear off and was quite painful - although I did ignore the doc's advice to take it easy for a few days !!.

Strange I should see this topic today as this morning I had to supply my second 'sample' to ensure I am 'all clear'. I got the all clear on the first so fingers crossed. Tests have to be carried out after 12 & 16 weeks.

I take it the doc told you that you need plenty of sex after the op. It is necessary in order to clear out any remaining sperm. Tell your girl she will be kept busy for the next few months.

Seminal fluids, i believe it's called...


sorry.

Goaty, you just ejaculate the fluid that the sperm travel in.

The sperm don't make it, but the water (or whatever the hell it's called) does.

So you can't go blow drying your ladies hair after the op, that's for sure....

So does that mean...um...how does one say this?...

You have an air-pistol?

Nothing?

hur-hur..you said scrotum...hur-hur

*reads the whole post*

Damn man...that's some nasty stuff. Nad cutting?

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Sounds horrible... but good on ya Meka :-D

I could never do that...no matter what the situation!

Well Done Meka.

I'm trying hard not to laugh incase it affends you.

But I can just picture you walking into kitchen to make sandwhich.

;-)