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"I walk like a cowboy"

Life is funny. Not haha funny, I don't feel very haha funny at the moment, but funny.

5 years ago, when I was 19, I didn't excpect to be where I am today. I hadn't even thought about having children, and now I have 2. 2 wonderful little girls, and I don't want any more.

In 5 years time I don't want to changing nappies again. In 20 years time I don't want to have to find a babysitter before I can go out with my wife.

So what could we do about this situation?

Drastic action was decided upon. Sterilisation.

The only question remaining was who.

Now my wife has had 2 Caesarian sections, and the operation for female sterilisation would invole cutting her open again, giving those poor stomach muscles another bashing.

Male sterilisation is an easier operation, and much more successful.

So it would be me.

So yesterday I went into Newmarket Hospital, and had a vasectomy.

The operation involves making a two cuts into the scrotum under local anesthetic, and cutting away sections of the tubes that carry the old baby making juice.

So I lay there and let this bloke do this to me. And he covered me in iodine. You know how long that stuff takes to wash off?

The operation itself is relatively painless, you only feel the needle going in for a second before it goes all numb. I didn't even try to watch what was going on, but Lisa was there beside me, taking it all in, watching this guy cut me open, yank on my tubes, cut them open, sow them up, and stich me back up again.

So I've got stiches, and I'm walking funny.

And it feels much like I've taken a heavy blow in the gonads, but apparently this will soon wear away.

The things we do for love, hey!

The women salute you Meka, the blokes wince and cross their legs.

When I had the stitches taken out of my leg (bike accident) it hurt like 8888!!!!


You got off very lightly!

no10 wrote:

>Luckily I had the stitches that just fell out.

I too was lucky, apparently, usually the stiches were much tighter, I was told, and required quite some tugging, mine came relatively easily.

Meka_Dragon wrote:
> ..NAD UPDATE....NAD UPDATE....NAD UPDATE....NAD UPDATE....NAD UPDATE..

Had
> the stitches out yesterday, it felt immediately much better.

Has anyone else
> ever had the following phrase said to them?:

"Hold your willy up there
> and pull your scrotal sack away from me."

That's a funny think to be
> told to do.


Luckily I had the stitches that just fell out.

Meka_Dragon wrote:
Has anyone else ever had the following phrase said to them?:

"Hold your willy up there
> and pull your scrotal sack away from me."


Yes.
Yes I have.
I love rock and roll.

..NAD UPDATE....NAD UPDATE....NAD UPDATE....NAD UPDATE....NAD UPDATE..

Had the stitches out yesterday, it felt immediately much better.

Has anyone else ever had the following phrase said to them?:

"Hold your willy up there and pull your scrotal sack away from me."

That's a funny think to be told to do.

"Rigth dear, we have to keep this one to send it off to be tested"

"But Meka, that's only the tenth time we've made love since the operation"

"ahem, erm... well, you see...."

I now have to keep tally of ejaculations.

Number 30(ish) is to be sent for tests.

Do you think I should make a chart to help me keep count?

Dedicate a website to it?

Funny some people call their nads 'plums' - part of mine certainly seem to be that colour at the mo.

And later I go see the nurse to get stitches removed.

Ain't life fun?

Its a fine and noble thing you've done.

Next youll be telling us that you didnt need the operation anyway, and that it was only given to you as a Birthday present! :-D