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"I get sworn in tomorrow."

Yup, tomorrow is the day I stand up in front of a magistrate and swear to honour the queen.

I will have to wear my uniform every day from tomorrow afternoon. The local press will be there, and we all have to stand like a bunch of melons for them. I’m 6.1 anyway, but with my helmet and boots on…well, you can imagine. I’m not the unluckiest though, there’s one guy who’s 6.7 and still only the same build as me.

So, if after tomorrow there is a big emergency over here, then a not so fully trained English_Bloke may be called upon.

for queen and country... do ur duty

*salutes english_bloke

but but.. better than Uniform...

HANDCUFFS!

:D

English Bloke - what are you getting sworn into? :D

Mystique wrote:
> Uniform?!..

Yes Myst...full uniform.

EL Robin © wrote:
> EL Robin © wrote:
> Huh, you in the army or something...

Police.

Twain wrote:
> Reminds me of when I was in the ATC

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I was in the ATC for a year or two, when I was about 13/14. Had nothing better to do, and a few of my mates signed up. Learnt to march etc, which'll come in handy for my backup plans.

Twain wrote:
> Congrats, English_Bloke.
>
> Reminds me of when I was in the ATC. When the queen mother died we had
> to stand at attention in silence for ages just watching a flag blowing
> in the wind at the top of a mast.

Wow, was that boring, i mean you could of been playing a video game or summin...
Not just looking at a flag blow in the wind...

Hmm, maybe i should have more respect...
Good man...

Mystique is slightly turned on.

Anyway, so now you can't badmouth the queen, download things from Kazaa/WinMX, record things off the telly, lend your friends videos or borrow videos yourself and you have to take a bullet for the princes. Unlucky.

Uniform?!..

Congrats, English_Bloke.

Reminds me of when I was in the ATC. When the queen mother died we had to stand at attention in silence for ages just watching a flag blowing in the wind at the top of a mast.