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"I get sworn in tomorrow."

Yup, tomorrow is the day I stand up in front of a magistrate and swear to honour the queen.

I will have to wear my uniform every day from tomorrow afternoon. The local press will be there, and we all have to stand like a bunch of melons for them. I’m 6.1 anyway, but with my helmet and boots on…well, you can imagine. I’m not the unluckiest though, there’s one guy who’s 6.7 and still only the same build as me.

So, if after tomorrow there is a big emergency over here, then a not so fully trained English_Bloke may be called upon.

The sagacious one wrote:
> mine, Siberia.

I think you'll find that Siberia is actually mine, and has been since odd six. After the annual child harvest, where all the ugly children are rounded up and burned for heat, I decided that I would acquire the region in a bloody coup, which involved a lot of smotherings. Bloody ones.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Yup, tomorrow is the day I stand up in front of a magistrate and swear

You Policemen are all the same, one rule for the common man and one rule for yourselves. The last time I said f**k ibn front of a magistrate he gave me 10 years hard labour in an Uranium mine, Siberia. I wouldn't have minded but I was only in court to defend my client.

Judah Ben-Hur wrote:
> Rosalind wrote:
> but but.. better than Uniform...
>
> HANDCUFFS!
>
> Heheh
>
> *pervs about*

Not Me!!

Rosalind wrote:
> but but.. better than Uniform...
>
> HANDCUFFS!

Heheh

*pervs about*

SC 1 wrote:

Practically anybody can get into the police because the targets on speed and quickness are so low
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Hopefully they're a lot slower when attending your house when you're getting a face-lift.

EL Budgie © wrote:
> Twain wrote:
> Congrats, English_Bloke.
>
> Reminds me of when I was in the ATC. When the queen mother died we
> had
> to stand at attention in silence for ages just watching a flag
> blowing
> in the wind at the top of a mast.
>
> Wow, was that boring, i mean you could of been playing a video game or
> summin...
> Not just looking at a flag blow in the wind...
>
> Hmm, maybe i should have more respect...
> Good man...

Yeah, it was boring as hell! And cold. Oh well, straight afterwards was canteen break!

Practically anybody can get into the police because the targets on speed and quickness are so low

English_Bloke wrote:
> EL Robin © wrote:
> EL Robin © wrote:
> Huh, you in the army or something...
>
> Police.

I was gunna think about joining when i leave school, but im almost sure i wont be fit enough...

Zam wrote:
> SC 1 wrote:
> I don't, does anybody else??
>
> what???

Smell a pork product

SC 1 wrote:
> I don't, does anybody else??

what???