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"I get sworn in tomorrow."

Yup, tomorrow is the day I stand up in front of a magistrate and swear to honour the queen.

I will have to wear my uniform every day from tomorrow afternoon. The local press will be there, and we all have to stand like a bunch of melons for them. I’m 6.1 anyway, but with my helmet and boots on…well, you can imagine. I’m not the unluckiest though, there’s one guy who’s 6.7 and still only the same build as me.

So, if after tomorrow there is a big emergency over here, then a not so fully trained English_Bloke may be called upon.

OO OO! *Sticks hand up*
OO OO!

HMMm, now there's a thought. You haven't seen her around have you?

...Rosalind?

Good question.

I don’t know, once the laughing had subsided I don’t know what would happen.

I think it would be best to let a college deal with people I know, so I can’t be accused of favouritism.

If someone I knew did something, “serious”, then I would deal with them in the same way as anyone else.

I really want to handcuff someone, but no one is letting me :(

Would you arrest somebody you knew?

Like a mate who was streaking whilst under the influence

Finished my first week of training now…my brain is popple-tating all over.

On Monday I have to go to the station I will actually be based at, have to get up at 6am. I have learnt that the shifts I will be working when I’m fully trained will be around 12 hours each.

Got my warrant card now, so I get free bus travel, and free underground travel in London. Just don't fancy standing in the middle of a busy bus station in my uniform when I'm not trained.

Oh aye

Sworn in

TRUNCHEN HUMPH

Aye

This thread is old news

It was actually an exaggeration

gerrid wrote:
> The sagacious one wrote:
> mine, Siberia.
>
> I think you'll find that all the ugly children is actually mine

Bad grammar and a claim that you really shouldn't be proud of...