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*a shaken survivor of the attack made this statement*
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
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Dringo wrote:
> JOY!
Joy for all, the no is back
*burp
You want me to excuse my actions?
Yeah right!!!!
> JOY!
Joy for all, the no is back
*burp
You want me to excuse my actions?
Yeah right!!!!
JOY!
Dringo wrote:
> Absolulley stunningly brilliant that was the old you there er-no wow that was
> soooo funny. this is not sarcasm very good. I'll never trust a Monkey ever
> again.
The original no is back... just watch it.
:D
> Absolulley stunningly brilliant that was the old you there er-no wow that was
> soooo funny. this is not sarcasm very good. I'll never trust a Monkey ever
> again.
The original no is back... just watch it.
:D
Absolulley stunningly brilliant that was the old you there er-no wow that was soooo funny. this is not sarcasm very good. I'll never trust a Monkey ever again.
*a shaken survivor of the attack made this statement*
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
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