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*a shaken survivor of the attack made this statement*
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
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Good topic er-no!
er-no wrote:
> Pop!
THis needs more attention.
*BURP*
> Pop!
THis needs more attention.
*BURP*
Pop!
THis needs more attention.
THis needs more attention.
Erm, excuse me?
By the way, Dringo me old son, have you got msn? I believe that nearly everyone has, so what is your address? That is, of course, you want me too add you :-D
Shocktrooper {:OD}
By the way, Dringo me old son, have you got msn? I believe that nearly everyone has, so what is your address? That is, of course, you want me too add you :-D
Shocktrooper {:OD}
Dringo wrote:
> so you getting hunted down by me and accidentally killing sniper isn't
> interesting?
Would it help if i said they aint long?
Actually, I have a confession to make.
I can't read, I am iliterate in the art of reading.
I have never read anything on the forums, but get my computer to read it to me.
> so you getting hunted down by me and accidentally killing sniper isn't
> interesting?
Would it help if i said they aint long?
Actually, I have a confession to make.
I can't read, I am iliterate in the art of reading.
I have never read anything on the forums, but get my computer to read it to me.
so you getting hunted down by me and accidentally killing sniper isn't interesting?
Would it help if i said they aint long?
Would it help if i said they aint long?
er-no:
>Keep it up?
Hmmm..
> I hear that more often from girls than on forums.. but yes I do listen and try
> to keep it up...
What else.. ahh yes, me being funny, only really when I want
> to be as you know. Otherwise I get serious.
the er-no is back.
Lol @ the girls bit!
Yeah, you are surprisingly funny, er-no - you're not! *Shocky realises this was a poor attempt at humour and hangs his head in shame - only that he hit head his head on a metal bar when he let his head drop...*
Poor, I know.
>Keep it up?
Hmmm..
> I hear that more often from girls than on forums.. but yes I do listen and try
> to keep it up...
What else.. ahh yes, me being funny, only really when I want
> to be as you know. Otherwise I get serious.
the er-no is back.
Lol @ the girls bit!
Yeah, you are surprisingly funny, er-no - you're not! *Shocky realises this was a poor attempt at humour and hangs his head in shame - only that he hit head his head on a metal bar when he let his head drop...*
Poor, I know.
Dringo wrote:
> You in fact defeated me by singing it's raining men go to story archives if youw
> ant to read it.
No, I dont want to read something, its late and I can't be bothered, infact I like my old self, I will only read things that interest me.
> You in fact defeated me by singing it's raining men go to story archives if youw
> ant to read it.
No, I dont want to read something, its late and I can't be bothered, infact I like my old self, I will only read things that interest me.
You in fact defeated me by singing it's raining men go to story archives if youw ant to read it.
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