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*a shaken survivor of the attack made this statement*
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
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Dringo wrote:
> Why would youw ant someone who kicks people int he side?
Er-no was always
> like this thats why i liked him but after he got banned sort of he got a bit
> more serious and it annoyed me a bit. But look at him yellow anme deosnt change
> anyone...
Still want to hunt him mind.
You can hunt me, but be warned, I smell so bad when I fart that it melts normal human skin, infact my family wears masks.
> Why would youw ant someone who kicks people int he side?
Er-no was always
> like this thats why i liked him but after he got banned sort of he got a bit
> more serious and it annoyed me a bit. But look at him yellow anme deosnt change
> anyone...
Still want to hunt him mind.
You can hunt me, but be warned, I smell so bad when I fart that it melts normal human skin, infact my family wears masks.
The Game wrote:
> lol....
You've gotta write more of those....
You're the second person to
> make me smile today... and for someone who's been working from 09:00 to 21:30
> that's quite a feat.
I told you, you were funny when you wanted to be... (MSN
> Remember?) Maybe you dont, I don't know.... Still, nice post....
Keep It Up!
> ;)
Keep it up?
Hmmm.. I hear that more often from girls than on forums.. but yes I do listen and try to keep it up...
What else.. ahh yes, me being funny, only really when I want to be as you know. Otherwise I get serious.
the er-no is back.
> lol....
You've gotta write more of those....
You're the second person to
> make me smile today... and for someone who's been working from 09:00 to 21:30
> that's quite a feat.
I told you, you were funny when you wanted to be... (MSN
> Remember?) Maybe you dont, I don't know.... Still, nice post....
Keep It Up!
> ;)
Keep it up?
Hmmm.. I hear that more often from girls than on forums.. but yes I do listen and try to keep it up...
What else.. ahh yes, me being funny, only really when I want to be as you know. Otherwise I get serious.
the er-no is back.
Why would youw ant someone who kicks people int he side?
Er-no was always like this thats why i liked him but after he got banned sort of he got a bit more serious and it annoyed me a bit. But look at him yellow anme deosnt change anyone...
Still want to hunt him mind.
Er-no was always like this thats why i liked him but after he got banned sort of he got a bit more serious and it annoyed me a bit. But look at him yellow anme deosnt change anyone...
Still want to hunt him mind.
lol....
You've gotta write more of those....
You're the second person to make me smile today... and for someone who's been working from 09:00 to 21:30 that's quite a feat.
I told you, you were funny when you wanted to be... (MSN Remember?) Maybe you dont, I don't know.... Still, nice post....
Keep It Up! ;)
Game
You've gotta write more of those....
You're the second person to make me smile today... and for someone who's been working from 09:00 to 21:30 that's quite a feat.
I told you, you were funny when you wanted to be... (MSN Remember?) Maybe you dont, I don't know.... Still, nice post....
Keep It Up! ;)
Game
Seifer wrote:
> Lol @ the rubber band!
I never realised how funny you really are er-no!
>
If you ever need one of those dull sidekicks with the dull sense of humour
> you know which Scouser to call!!
I am also my sidekick. I beat myself up in my act and if that fails I swear at myself and argue.
> Lol @ the rubber band!
I never realised how funny you really are er-no!
>
If you ever need one of those dull sidekicks with the dull sense of humour
> you know which Scouser to call!!
I am also my sidekick. I beat myself up in my act and if that fails I swear at myself and argue.
Dringo wrote:
> OR a Stand up lampost? (Why did i say that????)
Go and find an elastic band and wrap yourself around a tree!
OR is that stretching it a bit?
> OR a Stand up lampost? (Why did i say that????)
Go and find an elastic band and wrap yourself around a tree!
OR is that stretching it a bit?
OR a Stand up lampost? (Why did i say that????)
Seifer wrote:
> Lol @ er-no!
That was good er-no! I liked that! That has really cheered me up
> on a rather dull day!!
That's the last time I ever go to a zoo, darn those
> blasted monkeys, it shows that they cannot be trusted!
Once again er-no,
> funny post!
Damn right...
...when I grow up I am going to become a sit down comedian, not a stand up because that must get tiring :D
> Lol @ er-no!
That was good er-no! I liked that! That has really cheered me up
> on a rather dull day!!
That's the last time I ever go to a zoo, darn those
> blasted monkeys, it shows that they cannot be trusted!
Once again er-no,
> funny post!
Damn right...
...when I grow up I am going to become a sit down comedian, not a stand up because that must get tiring :D
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