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*a shaken survivor of the attack made this statement*
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
":...a deranged monkey in a LandRover Discovery drove straight into the front entrance to the Nintendo HQ in Japan, and with a shotgun out he cleared all members of the buildings secruity. Moving up the stairs he managed to take out all gamestesters and beta workers and was heading for the main office of Shigeru Miyamoto....
...three minutes later I heard a fire, a shotgun fire, then a small thud, the shotgun had been fired but I didn't know who had been hit.."
Reports from the police are confirming the dead monkey found near a wounded Miyamoto to be from Team Sony, who really dont like Nintendo for there excellent games, amazing gameplay and better consoles.
Miyamoto five minutes ago made this statement.
"...the monkey could speak, it was telling me how it didn't want to kill me but was sent to put a stop to all the amazing games that I had made and continue to make, it told the story of the Sony head being worried that Sony can't actually make good games and it began to cry. I managed to find a magic star in the air and grabbed it, turning invincible I ran behined the crying monkey and blew his head off with his own weapon, the gun recoiled and hit me in the face though...."
Paramedics say that listening and believing Shiguru at this stage would be very stupid, he was extremely shaken by these events and would have been hallucinating many things.
Other fanatics say that Shigeru may have been on Mushrooms a the time of the attack and managed to feel invincible and stop the monkey with his sense of power.
The fact remains to be proven if Sony are responsible!
Microsoft tried it last week on Nintendo with a Billy Goat, but as a Billy Goat really cant do much they failed. A monkey fits the Sony act much more appropriatly.
Well, luckily Shigsy only goes home tonight with a bad trip and a recoil mark.... for he will continue his work tommorrow on the next most amazing game.
We shall wait for Sega to send a tortoise to kill him....
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also my tagline is from south park.
don't kick the baby!
LOL
LOL
Lord Semajal wrote:
> Oh my god! er-no has caught the dreaded myst1que laugh!
Kick the baby!
Excuse me?
I had this laugh way way way before Mystique was even around on the forums... dont drop me to her level.
And for her to be a female and laugh like that is quite worrying, maybe she just has a husky voice.
> Oh my god! er-no has caught the dreaded myst1que laugh!
Kick the baby!
Excuse me?
I had this laugh way way way before Mystique was even around on the forums... dont drop me to her level.
And for her to be a female and laugh like that is quite worrying, maybe she just has a husky voice.
Oh my god! er-no has caught the dreaded myst1que laugh!
Dringo wrote:
> oh no er-no is about!
Yes, *prods Dringo* feel my absolute power and control
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muhhh hahahaha haha haha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
> oh no er-no is about!
Yes, *prods Dringo* feel my absolute power and control
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muhhh hahahaha haha haha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
oh no er-no is about!
This ain't going no where!!!!!
I can't be stopped now.
I can't be stopped now.
that was quite funny(even though i am a sony fan)
i take it you like nintendo
i take it you like nintendo
er-no wrote:
> Lord Semajal wrote:
> Good topic er-no!
Didn't win though...
...will
> just have to write another one, and can that rob_skater who I don't really stop
> winning!
I am sad to say that the answer to this is no and that little git won it unfairly, probally copied it from another site, hehe.
> Lord Semajal wrote:
> Good topic er-no!
Didn't win though...
...will
> just have to write another one, and can that rob_skater who I don't really stop
> winning!
I am sad to say that the answer to this is no and that little git won it unfairly, probally copied it from another site, hehe.
Lord Semajal wrote:
> Good topic er-no!
Didn't win though...
...will just have to write another one, and can that rob_skater who I don't really stop winning!
> Good topic er-no!
Didn't win though...
...will just have to write another one, and can that rob_skater who I don't really stop winning!
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