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Shigeru Miyamoto, head of Nintendo, has just taken over Sony. We’re not sure by how he did this, but we believe he shocked all the employees and the former head of Sony with his bright colours, and then scared them to death by showing them his latest and maddest photo of himself (ask Grix for the link.) The head of Sony, was of course terrified by this crazy Japanese guy, and let Shiggsy buy Sony for a rather small amount of money. The head of Sony, along with most of the employees, all ran home as fast as they could. Rumours say that they all went and bought record amounts of sunglasses, to try and heal their colour-overwhelmed eyes.
What does Miyamoto plan for Sony? Well, he made this statement just a couple of hours ago:
“Well, firstly, I plan on changing around the gaming department. The PlayStation 2 will now be coloured yellow, and nothing else. If you currently have a black PS2, then you must exchange it for a new yellow one within a week, or you shall be hunted down and your PS2 shall be replaced with the more innovative GameCube. Also, I have told Konami to change the name of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty, to “Alessandro In Broccoli Land.” Also, they must completely change the idea around. It will not be set in New York, it will be set in Broccoli Land. Solid Snake’s name will be changed to Alessandro, and he will be known as a 2nd cousin to Mario. In the game Alessandro will have to beat all the horrible Chocolate bars, by throwing healthy foods such as Broccoli, Carrot, Parsnips and bowls of Curry.”
We then asked him what new games will be coming to PS2.
“Well, we’ll be bringing out “Scrap Paper Mario,” as a sort of PS2-version of Paper Mario. There will also be some new titles such as, “Pixie Land,” “Potato Wars,” and “Lollipop World,” all of which will feature many make-believe cute animals and vegetables.”
He then told us about his other plans for Sony.
“Well, Personal CD Players will come in many different colours, and soon to be released will be the special Pokemon version! I expect this will sell extremely well, as teenagers will love to bring these to school and show off their new, cool Pokemon CD Player!”
At this point, our reporter stifled a laugh.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
What does Miyamoto plan for Sony? Well, he made this statement just a couple of hours ago:
“Well, firstly, I plan on changing around the gaming department. The PlayStation 2 will now be coloured yellow, and nothing else. If you currently have a black PS2, then you must exchange it for a new yellow one within a week, or you shall be hunted down and your PS2 shall be replaced with the more innovative GameCube. Also, I have told Konami to change the name of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty, to “Alessandro In Broccoli Land.” Also, they must completely change the idea around. It will not be set in New York, it will be set in Broccoli Land. Solid Snake’s name will be changed to Alessandro, and he will be known as a 2nd cousin to Mario. In the game Alessandro will have to beat all the horrible Chocolate bars, by throwing healthy foods such as Broccoli, Carrot, Parsnips and bowls of Curry.”
We then asked him what new games will be coming to PS2.
“Well, we’ll be bringing out “Scrap Paper Mario,” as a sort of PS2-version of Paper Mario. There will also be some new titles such as, “Pixie Land,” “Potato Wars,” and “Lollipop World,” all of which will feature many make-believe cute animals and vegetables.”
He then told us about his other plans for Sony.
“Well, Personal CD Players will come in many different colours, and soon to be released will be the special Pokemon version! I expect this will sell extremely well, as teenagers will love to bring these to school and show off their new, cool Pokemon CD Player!”
At this point, our reporter stifled a laugh.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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Ant wasn't joking you know...
By the way Ant, you said that you're desperate for a Dreamcast game.
Well, find the boxes of your old GAD wins and find the "Reddies".
5 of these can be exchanged for a free gift - Sonic Adventure!
Alternatively, you can look in the SR mag for a range of games from 10 pounds or even less.
By the way Ant, you said that you're desperate for a Dreamcast game.
Well, find the boxes of your old GAD wins and find the "Reddies".
5 of these can be exchanged for a free gift - Sonic Adventure!
Alternatively, you can look in the SR mag for a range of games from 10 pounds or even less.
Great post Ant, i like it. Although i disagree highly!
Lol.
You obviously have something in for Shigsy's way of designing. What made you write this, even if it was good and funny?
What have you got in for good-old Shigsy, eh? Or was it just a simple joke? ;-D
Lol, again.
Shocktrooper.
You obviously have something in for Shigsy's way of designing. What made you write this, even if it was good and funny?
What have you got in for good-old Shigsy, eh? Or was it just a simple joke? ;-D
Lol, again.
Shocktrooper.
Shigeru Miyamoto, head of Nintendo, has just taken over Sony. We’re not sure by how he did this, but we believe he shocked all the employees and the former head of Sony with his bright colours, and then scared them to death by showing them his latest and maddest photo of himself (ask Grix for the link.) The head of Sony, was of course terrified by this crazy Japanese guy, and let Shiggsy buy Sony for a rather small amount of money. The head of Sony, along with most of the employees, all ran home as fast as they could. Rumours say that they all went and bought record amounts of sunglasses, to try and heal their colour-overwhelmed eyes.
What does Miyamoto plan for Sony? Well, he made this statement just a couple of hours ago:
“Well, firstly, I plan on changing around the gaming department. The PlayStation 2 will now be coloured yellow, and nothing else. If you currently have a black PS2, then you must exchange it for a new yellow one within a week, or you shall be hunted down and your PS2 shall be replaced with the more innovative GameCube. Also, I have told Konami to change the name of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty, to “Alessandro In Broccoli Land.” Also, they must completely change the idea around. It will not be set in New York, it will be set in Broccoli Land. Solid Snake’s name will be changed to Alessandro, and he will be known as a 2nd cousin to Mario. In the game Alessandro will have to beat all the horrible Chocolate bars, by throwing healthy foods such as Broccoli, Carrot, Parsnips and bowls of Curry.”
We then asked him what new games will be coming to PS2.
“Well, we’ll be bringing out “Scrap Paper Mario,” as a sort of PS2-version of Paper Mario. There will also be some new titles such as, “Pixie Land,” “Potato Wars,” and “Lollipop World,” all of which will feature many make-believe cute animals and vegetables.”
He then told us about his other plans for Sony.
“Well, Personal CD Players will come in many different colours, and soon to be released will be the special Pokemon version! I expect this will sell extremely well, as teenagers will love to bring these to school and show off their new, cool Pokemon CD Player!”
At this point, our reporter stifled a laugh.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
What does Miyamoto plan for Sony? Well, he made this statement just a couple of hours ago:
“Well, firstly, I plan on changing around the gaming department. The PlayStation 2 will now be coloured yellow, and nothing else. If you currently have a black PS2, then you must exchange it for a new yellow one within a week, or you shall be hunted down and your PS2 shall be replaced with the more innovative GameCube. Also, I have told Konami to change the name of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty, to “Alessandro In Broccoli Land.” Also, they must completely change the idea around. It will not be set in New York, it will be set in Broccoli Land. Solid Snake’s name will be changed to Alessandro, and he will be known as a 2nd cousin to Mario. In the game Alessandro will have to beat all the horrible Chocolate bars, by throwing healthy foods such as Broccoli, Carrot, Parsnips and bowls of Curry.”
We then asked him what new games will be coming to PS2.
“Well, we’ll be bringing out “Scrap Paper Mario,” as a sort of PS2-version of Paper Mario. There will also be some new titles such as, “Pixie Land,” “Potato Wars,” and “Lollipop World,” all of which will feature many make-believe cute animals and vegetables.”
He then told us about his other plans for Sony.
“Well, Personal CD Players will come in many different colours, and soon to be released will be the special Pokemon version! I expect this will sell extremely well, as teenagers will love to bring these to school and show off their new, cool Pokemon CD Player!”
At this point, our reporter stifled a laugh.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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