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"BREAKING NEWS: Shigeru Miyamoto Takes Over Sony"

Shigeru Miyamoto, head of Nintendo, has just taken over Sony. We’re not sure by how he did this, but we believe he shocked all the employees and the former head of Sony with his bright colours, and then scared them to death by showing them his latest and maddest photo of himself (ask Grix for the link.) The head of Sony, was of course terrified by this crazy Japanese guy, and let Shiggsy buy Sony for a rather small amount of money. The head of Sony, along with most of the employees, all ran home as fast as they could. Rumours say that they all went and bought record amounts of sunglasses, to try and heal their colour-overwhelmed eyes.

What does Miyamoto plan for Sony? Well, he made this statement just a couple of hours ago:

“Well, firstly, I plan on changing around the gaming department. The PlayStation 2 will now be coloured yellow, and nothing else. If you currently have a black PS2, then you must exchange it for a new yellow one within a week, or you shall be hunted down and your PS2 shall be replaced with the more innovative GameCube. Also, I have told Konami to change the name of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty, to “Alessandro In Broccoli Land.” Also, they must completely change the idea around. It will not be set in New York, it will be set in Broccoli Land. Solid Snake’s name will be changed to Alessandro, and he will be known as a 2nd cousin to Mario. In the game Alessandro will have to beat all the horrible Chocolate bars, by throwing healthy foods such as Broccoli, Carrot, Parsnips and bowls of Curry.”

We then asked him what new games will be coming to PS2.

“Well, we’ll be bringing out “Scrap Paper Mario,” as a sort of PS2-version of Paper Mario. There will also be some new titles such as, “Pixie Land,” “Potato Wars,” and “Lollipop World,” all of which will feature many make-believe cute animals and vegetables.”

He then told us about his other plans for Sony.

“Well, Personal CD Players will come in many different colours, and soon to be released will be the special Pokemon version! I expect this will sell extremely well, as teenagers will love to bring these to school and show off their new, cool Pokemon CD Player!”

At this point, our reporter stifled a laugh.



Thanks for reading, Ant.

Matthewetta wrote:
> Nintendo take over Sony?!

Y'u mean nintendo games will appear on
> PlayStation?!
That's the best news I've heard all month! Playstation will
> finally see Mario and co?! How did Shigeru do it, Nintendo has been sufering
> from lack of games in the shops so this will really help Nintendo. As well as
> the GameCube coming out in spring next year in the UK, and the Game Boy Advance
> helped with sales, but Sony! How did he find the money has Sony finally been
> beaten? Does this mean that instead of sony on TV's and things it will have
> 'Nintendo Sony'?

I have only just seen the message and I'm
> astounded!

Long live Nintendo!

Thanks for reading


HAHAHA, i cant believe he wrote this,hahaha.

Sorry mate. ROLF!!

Edgy wrote:
> I feel sorry for that kid on April Fools day!

LOL!!

"Hey, Matthew, an elephant did my homework!"

"Where, let me see!"

I feel sorry for that kid on April Fools day!

It really is very funny, how someone can believe it.

I mean, he started a topic about it!

Matthewetta wrote:
> Nintendo take over Sony?!

Y'u mean nintendo games will appear on
> PlayStation?!
That's the best news I've heard all month! Playstation will
> finally see Mario and co?! How did Shigeru do it, Nintendo has been sufering
> from lack of games in the shops so this will really help Nintendo. As well as
> the GameCube coming out in spring next year in the UK, > helped with sales, but Sony! How did he find the money has Sony finally beenand the Game Boy Advance

> beaten? Does this mean that instead of sony on TV's and things it will have
> 'Nintendo Sony'?

I have only just seen the message and I'm
> astounded!

Long live Nintendo!


LOLOLOLOLOLOROTFLMALOLOLOLOL!

Sorry, I just noticed this message in this topic..... :)

Thanks for reading

Edgy wrote:
> lol! great post Ant, although you obviously know nothing about Nintendo and
> Shigsy! :)

Yep, exactly, and that's why it's funny. :D

Also, mattheweta?? Did you read the post?? Do you really think all the Sony employees would go out and buy sunglasses to try and heal their colour-overwhelmed eyes?? Lol, I can't believe you thought it was true. :D Ah well, we all make mistakes.

lol! great post Ant, although you obviously know nothing about Nintendo and Shigsy! :)

Excellent, keep it up!

Ummmm mate, he was joking.

Nintendo take over Sony?!

Y'u mean nintendo games will appear on PlayStation?!
That's the best news I've heard all month! Playstation will finally see Mario and co?! How did Shigeru do it, Nintendo has been sufering from lack of games in the shops so this will really help Nintendo. As well as the GameCube coming out in spring next year in the UK, and the Game Boy Advance helped with sales, but Sony! How did he find the money has Sony finally been beaten? Does this mean that instead of sony on TV's and things it will have 'Nintendo Sony'?

I have only just seen the message and I'm astounded!

Long live Nintendo!

Thanks for reading