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Shigeru Miyamoto, head of Nintendo, has just taken over Sony. We’re not sure by how he did this, but we believe he shocked all the employees and the former head of Sony with his bright colours, and then scared them to death by showing them his latest and maddest photo of himself (ask Grix for the link.) The head of Sony, was of course terrified by this crazy Japanese guy, and let Shiggsy buy Sony for a rather small amount of money. The head of Sony, along with most of the employees, all ran home as fast as they could. Rumours say that they all went and bought record amounts of sunglasses, to try and heal their colour-overwhelmed eyes.
What does Miyamoto plan for Sony? Well, he made this statement just a couple of hours ago:
“Well, firstly, I plan on changing around the gaming department. The PlayStation 2 will now be coloured yellow, and nothing else. If you currently have a black PS2, then you must exchange it for a new yellow one within a week, or you shall be hunted down and your PS2 shall be replaced with the more innovative GameCube. Also, I have told Konami to change the name of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty, to “Alessandro In Broccoli Land.” Also, they must completely change the idea around. It will not be set in New York, it will be set in Broccoli Land. Solid Snake’s name will be changed to Alessandro, and he will be known as a 2nd cousin to Mario. In the game Alessandro will have to beat all the horrible Chocolate bars, by throwing healthy foods such as Broccoli, Carrot, Parsnips and bowls of Curry.”
We then asked him what new games will be coming to PS2.
“Well, we’ll be bringing out “Scrap Paper Mario,” as a sort of PS2-version of Paper Mario. There will also be some new titles such as, “Pixie Land,” “Potato Wars,” and “Lollipop World,” all of which will feature many make-believe cute animals and vegetables.”
He then told us about his other plans for Sony.
“Well, Personal CD Players will come in many different colours, and soon to be released will be the special Pokemon version! I expect this will sell extremely well, as teenagers will love to bring these to school and show off their new, cool Pokemon CD Player!”
At this point, our reporter stifled a laugh.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
What does Miyamoto plan for Sony? Well, he made this statement just a couple of hours ago:
“Well, firstly, I plan on changing around the gaming department. The PlayStation 2 will now be coloured yellow, and nothing else. If you currently have a black PS2, then you must exchange it for a new yellow one within a week, or you shall be hunted down and your PS2 shall be replaced with the more innovative GameCube. Also, I have told Konami to change the name of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty, to “Alessandro In Broccoli Land.” Also, they must completely change the idea around. It will not be set in New York, it will be set in Broccoli Land. Solid Snake’s name will be changed to Alessandro, and he will be known as a 2nd cousin to Mario. In the game Alessandro will have to beat all the horrible Chocolate bars, by throwing healthy foods such as Broccoli, Carrot, Parsnips and bowls of Curry.”
We then asked him what new games will be coming to PS2.
“Well, we’ll be bringing out “Scrap Paper Mario,” as a sort of PS2-version of Paper Mario. There will also be some new titles such as, “Pixie Land,” “Potato Wars,” and “Lollipop World,” all of which will feature many make-believe cute animals and vegetables.”
He then told us about his other plans for Sony.
“Well, Personal CD Players will come in many different colours, and soon to be released will be the special Pokemon version! I expect this will sell extremely well, as teenagers will love to bring these to school and show off their new, cool Pokemon CD Player!”
At this point, our reporter stifled a laugh.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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that was good where do you lot get the ideas from
New Jimmy wrote:
> Excellent Satire, Keep It Up!
Oooh, hello Jimmy! Haven't seen you for a while!
Also, POP! {:)
> Excellent Satire, Keep It Up!
Oooh, hello Jimmy! Haven't seen you for a while!
Also, POP! {:)
Lord Semajal wrote:
> Bowls of curry?????
Health food??????
intestine dissolving health food
> don't ya mean?
Lol, I was desperately thinking of some sort of amusing food to use as 'healthy,' and curry was the first that sprang to mind.
Thanks for the comments guys...more are also appreciated. :D
> Bowls of curry?????
Health food??????
intestine dissolving health food
> don't ya mean?
Lol, I was desperately thinking of some sort of amusing food to use as 'healthy,' and curry was the first that sprang to mind.
Thanks for the comments guys...more are also appreciated. :D
Bowls of curry?????
Health food??????
intestine dissolving health food don't ya mean?
Health food??????
intestine dissolving health food don't ya mean?
Very well done there Ant.
Ant, When you invent somethng and it makes you lotsa of money, feel free to post topics like this. :D
Excellent Ant. I didn't believe it for a second, however! :D
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Shigsy's games make look childish but i love them, Zelda, Mario, F Zero, Wave Race, LYlat WArs and soon to be Pikmin i can't wait.
But please remmeber that shigsy isn't the only Designer inf act he is only in control of Mario Sunshine, Zelda, Pimin, Luigi's mansion and 2 unanounced games, probably 100 MArios and Marionette.
There is of course, Eternal Darkness which is my most wanted GC early title!
But please remmeber that shigsy isn't the only Designer inf act he is only in control of Mario Sunshine, Zelda, Pimin, Luigi's mansion and 2 unanounced games, probably 100 MArios and Marionette.
There is of course, Eternal Darkness which is my most wanted GC early title!
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