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A.I
Or "Bi-Centennial Man" or "DARRYL" or "Pinnochio".
Kubrick spent 10 years stroking his beard and "er...umm.." about this movie, he dies and Spielberg says "He liked me, therefore I should make it for him".
And promptly throws any of Kubrick's noted coldness and hardness out the window and blows his sugary-load over the script.
"His love is real, but he is not"
Oh please, do you really think Kubrick would approve of that?
And Jude Law as Gigolo Joe, a "sex-Mech". Basically a walking vibrator that looks like a big gay Kraftwerk robot.
Utter pants in my humble opinion.
Sugary, cloying, a pointless 30 min narration-type thing to explain the previous 90mins in case you fell into a sugar-induced coma.
Godawful.
Just like Eyes Wide Shut was.
Or "Bi-Centennial Man" or "DARRYL" or "Pinnochio".
Kubrick spent 10 years stroking his beard and "er...umm.." about this movie, he dies and Spielberg says "He liked me, therefore I should make it for him".
And promptly throws any of Kubrick's noted coldness and hardness out the window and blows his sugary-load over the script.
"His love is real, but he is not"
Oh please, do you really think Kubrick would approve of that?
And Jude Law as Gigolo Joe, a "sex-Mech". Basically a walking vibrator that looks like a big gay Kraftwerk robot.
Utter pants in my humble opinion.
Sugary, cloying, a pointless 30 min narration-type thing to explain the previous 90mins in case you fell into a sugar-induced coma.
Godawful.
Just like Eyes Wide Shut was.
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Dunno, The Thin Red Line is just as thrilling.
Iguana wrote:
> A.I was originally going to be a kubrick film?
Kubrick died?
Suddenly, I
> feel very out of things..
Kubrick died ages ago. I reckon he knew he was going to die and released Eyes Wide Shut for a laugh. That sort of thing would never have got a release if anyone else did it.
> A.I was originally going to be a kubrick film?
Kubrick died?
Suddenly, I
> feel very out of things..
Kubrick died ages ago. I reckon he knew he was going to die and released Eyes Wide Shut for a laugh. That sort of thing would never have got a release if anyone else did it.
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Big Gay Kraftwerk Robot Jude Law
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Big Gay Kraftwerk Robot Jude Law
No good movies have come out for ages. LOTR is the next good one. Bah.
A.I was originally going to be a kubrick film?
Kubrick died?
Suddenly, I feel very out of things..
Pity about Kubrick. Full Metal Jacket and the shining were classic films and I really like the way he made them.
Going back to A.I. Thanks for the warning, wasn't going to see it anyway.
Kubrick died?
Suddenly, I feel very out of things..
Pity about Kubrick. Full Metal Jacket and the shining were classic films and I really like the way he made them.
Going back to A.I. Thanks for the warning, wasn't going to see it anyway.
Righto. I wasn't going to bother going to see it anyway.
Cloying is suffocatingly close, overwhelming.
Like being smothered by a wet towel coated in sugar.
Like AI
Like being smothered by a wet towel coated in sugar.
Like AI
Goatboy wrote:
> Sugary, cloying, a pointless 30 min narration-type thing
What does "cloying" mean?
> Sugary, cloying, a pointless 30 min narration-type thing
What does "cloying" mean?
Fair enough.
It was just my opinion on what I thought of it.
But dont go expecting anything Kubrick about it.
And when you are watching it, and Jude Shiny pops up, just think "Big Gay Kraftwerk Robot".
And if you think the ending is redundant, join the other 80% of the fans.
It was just my opinion on what I thought of it.
But dont go expecting anything Kubrick about it.
And when you are watching it, and Jude Shiny pops up, just think "Big Gay Kraftwerk Robot".
And if you think the ending is redundant, join the other 80% of the fans.
SILENCE!!!!
I am still holding onto hope that this film will have been worth the wait. No one shall destroy that hope for me (except maybe if Spielberg were to walk up to me and say it was awful.....but that's never gonna happen).
I am going to see it tomorrow and it WILL be good.
:)
I am still holding onto hope that this film will have been worth the wait. No one shall destroy that hope for me (except maybe if Spielberg were to walk up to me and say it was awful.....but that's never gonna happen).
I am going to see it tomorrow and it WILL be good.
:)
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