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Fri 14/09/01 at 23:02
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Posts: 787
I'm useless at this myself, so forget about any entry from me.

The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.

Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.

The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).

Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.

You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.

Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....
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Sat 15/09/01 at 11:21
Regular
"I am your father"
Posts: 537
Sorry I had to do this, but after reading it again I just noticed how many mistakes there really were and that half of it didn't make sense so Tony erase the last one, here is my really song.

*Stan Music*
My pc has gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at alone
The morning rain clouds on my pc
and I can't see it at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
but SR on the screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Dear Tony, I wrote but you still ain't replying
I left my e-mail my mobile, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two posts back in autumn, you must have blocked’em
There probably was a problem at the internet or something
Sometimes I type addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; stuff it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My daughters getting married too, I'm bout to be a father-in-law
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'm gonna name her Sarah
I read about your mate Loki too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some mates who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I love everything you write in pen
I even got the original writing you did with Snuggly, Loki and No10
I got a room full of your software and your games man
I like the stuff you did with loki too, that stuff was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, from
Your biggest fan Tom

Chorus
My pc has gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at alone
The morning rain clouds on my pc
And I can't see it at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
But SR on the screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..

Dear Tony, you still ain't posted or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's damn rude you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your shop
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
Four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty rude man - you're like his god damn idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Nottingham- you said if I'd e-mailed you
you would e-mail back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my bank details neither
They used to rip us off and cheat on her
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
So when I have a bad day, I mention them in my toasts
Cause I don't really nothing else so this site helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself off from the world
It's like adrenaline, the pain is suddenly hurled
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My mates are jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But they don't know you like I know you Tony, no one does
They don't know what it was like for me growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Tom -- P.S.
How was that long cruise?

Chorus
My pc has gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at alone
The morning rain clouds on my pc
And I can't see it at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
But SR on the screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..


Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Post-To-My-Fans,
This'll be the last post I’ll ever send you man
It's been here 24 days still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two post
I wrote my name on 'em perfect
So this is my letter I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in my house right now, I'm doing 46,666 bps on my computer
Hey Tony, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to post?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm damn annoyed, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy post or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your games off my wall

I hate you Tony, you coulda given me that game
You ruined my my life now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Tony Shut up Ali! I'm trying to type
Hey Tony, that's your friend screaming in my basement
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
Cause if she suffocates he'll suffer more, and then he'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost in the kitchen now
Oh God, I forgot, how'm I supposed to sit this out?

Chorus
My pc has gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at alone
The morning rain clouds on my pc
And I can't see it at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
But SR on the screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..

*Tony*

Dear Tom, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said you’re in need of a Mac how bad is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the GAD I owe you
I'm sorry I didn't see you outside my shop, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you
But what's this you said you never look at your bank details too?
I say that I was just clowning dog, C’mon - how messed up is you?
You got some issues Tom, I think you need some counselling
To help yourself from bouncing off the walls when you I buy you that new Mac

And what's this about you hating me?
That type of stuff make me not want us to meet each other
I really think your mates need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat them better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Tom
Why are you so mad? What was all that stuff about a bomb?
I just don't want you to do some crazy things
I seen this one guy on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and stab himself in the wrists
And had some dude in the trunk, and he was director of SR, had some kids
And in the car they found a letter, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
YES!!

Dogfather, please please please don't ban me.
Sat 15/09/01 at 11:17
Regular
"always swirling"
Posts: 2,852
Newbie butt kissing song

Twinkle, twinkle Tony of SR
How we wonder who you are
Your stats above us all so high
You are the number one forum guy
Twinkle, twinkle Tony of SR
How we wonder who you are
Sat 15/09/01 at 01:58
Regular
"I am your father"
Posts: 537
Tony and Ali sat on the wall
Tony and Ali had a big fall
All the members of SR and all the Team
Went off for a scoop of ice cream


Heh. That was about as pointless as well............me
Sat 15/09/01 at 01:51
Regular
"Eff, you see, kay?"
Posts: 14,156
To be sung to the tune of "Punk Rock Song" by the immortal Bad Religion, available free from all good filesharing programs:

Have you been to the E3?
Have you walked with the sad?
There’s a hundred thousand genres
being dissed ‘coz they’re bad

And the figures don't lie
they speak of gaming delay
But we play what we want
and we like what we play

Have you played the experience?
Have you witnessed the war?
Fighters fighting fighters
sometimes just to be sure

In this land of competition
the compassion is gone
yet we ignore the gameplay
and we keep pushing on
we keep pushing on

This is just a punk rock post
written for the people who can see something's lost
like ants in a colony
we play our bit
But there's so many other
bloody switches to hit
and this is just a punk rock post

Have you played on the console?
Have you witnessed the game?
The gaming conventions
Assure us it’s not lame

The shape’s always different
but the games are the same
But we still buy it all
and we say everything’s changed
Nothing has changed

This is just a punk rock post
written for the people who can see something's lost
like coders in a company
we do our share
But there's so much other
bloody middleware
and this is just a punk rock post

10 million dollars on an advert campaign
20 million monkeys making the game
Big strong people unwilling to give
any information on perspective

One in five genres just about to burst
Another Army Men game that’s worse than the worst
Worse than the worst

This is just a punk rock post
written for the people who can see something's lost
like ants in a colony
we play our bit
But there's so many other
bloody switches to hit
and this is just a punk rock post

And the figures don't lie
they speak of gaming delay
But we play what we want
and we like what we play

One in five genres just about to burst
Another Army Men game that’s worse than the worst
Worse than the worst

This is just a punk rock post
This is just a punk rock post
This is just a punk rock post
Sat 15/09/01 at 01:48
Regular
"I am your father"
Posts: 537
Ok here we are, I wish to apologise to everyone who has the discomfort of reading it but most of all I wish to apologise to Tony and Ali, please after my 24 days of being here please don't ban me for this. If there is something wrong with it then delete it and tell me what's wrong with it and I'll edit it. Ok? Thanks


*Stan Music*

*Tom*

My feet have gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at alone
The morning rain clouds on my pc
and I can't see it at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
but SR on the screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Dear Tony, I wrote but you still ain't replying
I left my e-mail my mobile, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two posts back in autumn, you must have blocked’em
There probably was a problem at the internet or something
Sometimes I type addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; stuff it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My daughters getting married too, I'm bout to be a father-in-law
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Sarah
I read about your mate Ali too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some mates who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the original came you sold me made with Stam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the stuff you did with loki too, that stuff was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, from
Your biggest fan Tom

Chours
My feet have gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at alone
The morning rain clouds on my pc
And I can't see it at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
But SR on the screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..

Dear Tony, you still ain't posted or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's damn rude you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your shop
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty rude man - you're like his god damn idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Nottingham- you said if I'd e-mailed you
you would e-mail back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my bank details neither
They used to rip us off and cheat on her
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
So when I have a bad day, I mention them in my toosts
Cause I don't really nothing else so this site helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself off from the world
It's like adrenaline, the pain is suddenly hurled
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My mates are jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But they don't know you like I know you Tony, no one does
They don't know what it was like for me growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Tom -- P.S.
How was that long cruise?

Chours
My feet have gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at alone
The morning rain clouds on my pc
And I can't see it at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
But SR on the screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..


Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Post-To-My-Fans,
This'll be the last post I’ll ever send you man
It's been here 24 days still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two post
I wrote my name on 'em perfect
So this is my letter I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 946,666 bps on my computer
Hey Tony, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to post?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm damn annoyed , I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy post or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your games off my wall

I hate you Tony , you coulda given me that game
You ruined my my life now , I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Tony Shut up Ali! I'm tryin to type
Hey Tony, that's your friend screamin in my basement
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
Cause if she suffocates he'll suffer more, and then he'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost in the kitchen now
Oh God, I forgot, how'm I supposed to sit this out?

Chours
My feet have gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at alone
The morning rain clouds on my pc
And I can't see it at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
But SR on the screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..

*Tony*

Dear Tom, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your in need of a Mac how bad is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the GAD I owe you
I'm sorry I didn't see you outside my shop, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you
But what's this you said you never look at your bank details too?
I say that I was just clownin dogg,cC’mon - how messed up is you?
You got some issues Tom, I think you need some cunseling
To help yourself from bouncing off the walls when you I buy you that new Mac
And what's this about you hating me?
That type of stuff make me not want us to meet each other
I really think your mates need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat them better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Tom
Why are you so mad? What was all that stuff about a bomb?
I just don't want you to do some crazy things
I seen this one guy on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and stab himself in the wrists
And had some dude in the trunk, and he was director of SR with some kids
And in the car they found a letter, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!


The Dogfather

Again I wish to mention I am sorry.
Sat 15/09/01 at 01:33
Regular
"Fishing For Reddies"
Posts: 4,986
This is a song about how my friend feels about:

Forum Posts and His posts - how he plans to use them and what plans he has for their forseeable future.

If you want to sing along, you may, but try and keep up, he's a very advanced singer - you may have trouble fitting a few words in - watch the timing!!!

So, without further ado, here's Dan 'Britney' 2K1 with - LONGER!



I can’t stop!
I’ve gotta get this Game-a-Day, hey, hey
Get out my way!
To write a post takes me a good ten days, hey, hey
You might think that I can’t write them on my own
But now they’re

Longer than yesterday,
Now my fingers go numb for the day
My only wish is to make ot-her-s bored
Now they’re longer

Than the human eye could ever see, hey hey
I used to go with the flow
postin’ ‘bout a line orrrr three,
And you might think that I can take it, but you’re wrong!
So now they’re

Longer than yesterday
Print-on-my keys is fading away
I started to type when I just four!
Now They’re longer...

Come on, now
Oh, yeah
Here I go, on my own
I don’t need a break, turn off the phone
Here I go, on my own now
I don’t need nobody, not anybody
Here I go, all night, here I go..

Longer than yesterday
I’m postin’ things my way
My only wish is to make oth-er-s bored
Now They’re

Longer than yesterday
short posts do-my-head-in night and day
I read the line and then begin to snore
So now they’re

Longer than yesterday
Now I’m postin’ things my way
My only wish is to make oth-er-s bored

Now they’re LONGER!


Hope you enjoyed it,

Game
xXXx --- ^_^
Sat 15/09/01 at 00:42
Regular
"I am your father"
Posts: 537
*Angels Music*

I sit and wait
Can Tony, contemplate my fate
And does he know
The sites were I go when I’m young and bold
Cos I have been told
That he can make my dreams unfold
So when I sitting looking a my screen
I’m only a young teen
I’m loving SR instead

Chorus

And through it all he offered me a free game
I asked if he was completely sane
But whether he’s is or not
And down the road of success
Wherever it might take me
I know that fame won’t break me
When I grab my game he won’t forsake me
I’m loving SR instead

When I’m feeling weak
And my computer is crashed and nearly dead
I look to SR
And I know I’ll always be bless with an ibook
And as the urge grows
And my blood flows
And when all love is dead
I’m loving SR instead

Chrous
And through it all he offered me a free game
I asked if he was completely sane
But whether he’s is or not
And down the road of success
Wherever it might take me
I know that fame won’t break me
When I grab my game he won’t forsake me
I’m loving SR instead

The Dogfather
Sat 15/09/01 at 00:32
Posts: 15,443
Coming back to the competition, do you mean a full blown, 3 minute song, or just a little jingle?
Sat 15/09/01 at 00:11
Regular
"A square watermelon"
Posts: 1,890
there was a cat..
Sat 15/09/01 at 00:09
Regular
"Psytrance junkie"
Posts: 4,114
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Canoe
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