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The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.
Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.
The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).
Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.
You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.
Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....
"Why, yes."
Is this just gameaday?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need to win a game.
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Someone just won a game
Wrote a topic that was great
The game was handed on a plate
Tony, why did I not win
But now you've gone and thrown it all away
Tony, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
By punching you because you didn't let me win
Carry on, carry on, the forums don't need newbies like me.
Ohh well, guess I'll never win
Sends shivers down my spine
Fingers aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Tony, ooo - (Ali's not doing his work)
I need to win a game
Or all my friends at school will beat me up.
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you let me win a game
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - GAD is magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life and give him this game
Easy come easy go - will you let me win
Bismillah! No - we will not let you win - let him win
Bismillah! We will not let you win - let him win
Bismillah! We will not let you win - let me win
Will not let you win - let me win (never)
Never let you win - let me win
Never let me win - nnnnn
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Tony Tony, Tony Tony, Tony Tony let me win
Snuggly has a game put aside for me
for me
for me
So you think you can ban me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - apart from making my GAD total wins 3.
Ali isn't doing his work...
An EEGADP that I might just be able to enter!
I'll have to give mine some thought though...
I believe I can write,
I believe I can win 10 times.
Think about every night and day,
beating Grix or Meka would make my day.
I believ I can write,
I believe I can win 10 times.
Being notable would be so great,
need to get votes of some good mates.
I used to think that I could not lose GAD
And I sdtarted to write stuff that was very bad.
But now I know the meaning of true winning
I'm leaning on the fact that some attempts need binning.
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing it.
I believe I can write
I believe I can win 10 times
I think about it every night and day
Write some mint reviews all the day.
I believe I can score
Winding up sniper Galoooooore.
I believe I can write
I believe I can write
Oh I believe I can write.
See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes inside us, it can seem so long
There are miracles in life I must achieve
Like being respected and winning 10 times!
Could I believe in it?
If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to winning it
I believe I can write......
(:)
I am useless at this so count me out...
Ba Ba SR
Have you got my game?
Yes Sir, Yes Sir
We feel your pain
One for the Dogfather
And one for your pain
And one for Tony who lives down the drain
We are old we are cheep
take our teeth out when we sleep
have no friends
bad eye sight
feel liiiike sh*te
We stop in we do nout
stroke the cat
put it out
smoke a pipe
if we like
feel liiiike sh*te
do we have stew
we can't be sure
we have soup but no teeth
we suck up through a straw
'cos we are old
we're clapped out
we're infern
mope about
smell of wee
support tight
feel liiiike sh*te