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I'm useless at this myself, so forget about any entry from me.
The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.
Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.
The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).
Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.
You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.
Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....
The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.
Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.
The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).
Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.
You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.
Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....
Page:
You all know this one, and if not, you should be shot.
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He's Japanese he had a thirst for knowledge
He studied gaming at St Martin's college
That's where I, caught his eye
He told me that his pad's hand-moulded
I said in that case, play me at fifa soccer he said 'fine'
And then he beat me thirty - nine, and said..
I wanna play like common gamers
I wanna do what ever common gamers do
I wanna lose like common gamers
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
What else could I do?
I said, "I'll see what I can do"
I took him to play chu-chu rocket
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere
so it started there
I said pretend the cats are lucky
He just laughed and said 'you're so funny'
I said 'yeah'
but I cant see anyone else smiling though.
Are you sure...
You wanna play like common gamers
You wanna see whatever common gamers see
you wanna lose like common gamers
you wanna lose like common gamers like me
but he didn't... understand
and he just smiled and held his pad
Sell your trophies to a shop
Worship Sony - join the mob
Break some pads and lose your cool
Pretend you've got no skill at all
But still you'll never get it right
cause when you're losing at Half-Life
With your back against the wall
If you tried your best you could, whip us all
you'll never play like common gamers
you'll never do what ever common gamers do
never fail like common gamers
never watch your lives slide out of view
and you'll curse and cheat and whine
because you're losing all the time
sing along with the common gamers
sing along and it might just get you through
laugh along with the common gamers
laugh along even though they're laughing at you
and the stupid things you do
because you think that losing's good
like the boss lying in the corner
that'll get up without warning, look out
it'll turn your insides out
cause everybody hates a tourist
especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh
*sniff*, yeah.
and you'll lose RPG's cause you're on the wrong path
you will never understand
how it feels to lose your lives
with no skill and no control
and with nowhere left to go
you are amazed that they exist
and they play so bad
whilst you can only wonder why
Sell your trophies to a shop
Worship Sony - join the mob
Break some pads and lose your cool
Pretend you've got no skill at all
But still you'll never get it right
Cause when you're losing at half-life
with your back against the wall
If you tried your best you could, whip us all
never play like common gamers
never do what common gamers do
never fail like common gamers
never watch your lives slide out of view
and you'll curse and cheat and whine
because you're losing all the time
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you-ou, la, la, la, la,
ooh - ooh, la la la la
ooh - ooh, la la la la
ooh - ooh, la la la la la la, Oh Yeah...
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He's Japanese he had a thirst for knowledge
He studied gaming at St Martin's college
That's where I, caught his eye
He told me that his pad's hand-moulded
I said in that case, play me at fifa soccer he said 'fine'
And then he beat me thirty - nine, and said..
I wanna play like common gamers
I wanna do what ever common gamers do
I wanna lose like common gamers
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
What else could I do?
I said, "I'll see what I can do"
I took him to play chu-chu rocket
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere
so it started there
I said pretend the cats are lucky
He just laughed and said 'you're so funny'
I said 'yeah'
but I cant see anyone else smiling though.
Are you sure...
You wanna play like common gamers
You wanna see whatever common gamers see
you wanna lose like common gamers
you wanna lose like common gamers like me
but he didn't... understand
and he just smiled and held his pad
Sell your trophies to a shop
Worship Sony - join the mob
Break some pads and lose your cool
Pretend you've got no skill at all
But still you'll never get it right
cause when you're losing at Half-Life
With your back against the wall
If you tried your best you could, whip us all
you'll never play like common gamers
you'll never do what ever common gamers do
never fail like common gamers
never watch your lives slide out of view
and you'll curse and cheat and whine
because you're losing all the time
sing along with the common gamers
sing along and it might just get you through
laugh along with the common gamers
laugh along even though they're laughing at you
and the stupid things you do
because you think that losing's good
like the boss lying in the corner
that'll get up without warning, look out
it'll turn your insides out
cause everybody hates a tourist
especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh
*sniff*, yeah.
and you'll lose RPG's cause you're on the wrong path
you will never understand
how it feels to lose your lives
with no skill and no control
and with nowhere left to go
you are amazed that they exist
and they play so bad
whilst you can only wonder why
Sell your trophies to a shop
Worship Sony - join the mob
Break some pads and lose your cool
Pretend you've got no skill at all
But still you'll never get it right
Cause when you're losing at half-life
with your back against the wall
If you tried your best you could, whip us all
never play like common gamers
never do what common gamers do
never fail like common gamers
never watch your lives slide out of view
and you'll curse and cheat and whine
because you're losing all the time
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you
I wanna lose like common gamers like you-ou, la, la, la, la,
ooh - ooh, la la la la
ooh - ooh, la la la la
ooh - ooh, la la la la la la, Oh Yeah...
COOLIO: Gangsta's Paradise
CJC: Loosers Paradise
As I walk through the forum of the shadow of threads
I take a look at my games
And realise there's nothing left
'Cause I've been typing and loosing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone
But I ain't never crossed a member that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a newbie, you know that's unheard of
You betta watch how ya spamming
And where ya typing
Or you and your newbies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to loose but I gotta look
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda g that little newbies wanna be like
On my knees in the chat
Saying prayers in the street light
1:
Been spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Look at the situation, they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the staff
So I gotta be down with the 'hood team
Too much television watching, got me chasing threads
I'm an educated fool with winning on my mind
Got my review in my brain and a gleam in my eye
I'm a locked out member, set tripping banger
And my newbies are down so don't arouse my anger
Fool, banning ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm living life win or die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now , will I ever win to see twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know
2:
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones that loose are you and me?
Repeat 1
Power in the games, games in the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't looking
It's going on in the chat rooms
But I don't know who's winning
They say I gotta learn
But nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't, I guess they front
That's why I know my life is out of luck, foo!
Repeat 1
Repeat 2 twice
CJC: Loosers Paradise
As I walk through the forum of the shadow of threads
I take a look at my games
And realise there's nothing left
'Cause I've been typing and loosing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone
But I ain't never crossed a member that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a newbie, you know that's unheard of
You betta watch how ya spamming
And where ya typing
Or you and your newbies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to loose but I gotta look
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda g that little newbies wanna be like
On my knees in the chat
Saying prayers in the street light
1:
Been spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Look at the situation, they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the staff
So I gotta be down with the 'hood team
Too much television watching, got me chasing threads
I'm an educated fool with winning on my mind
Got my review in my brain and a gleam in my eye
I'm a locked out member, set tripping banger
And my newbies are down so don't arouse my anger
Fool, banning ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm living life win or die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now , will I ever win to see twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know
2:
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones that loose are you and me?
Repeat 1
Power in the games, games in the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't looking
It's going on in the chat rooms
But I don't know who's winning
They say I gotta learn
But nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't, I guess they front
That's why I know my life is out of luck, foo!
Repeat 1
Repeat 2 twice
It's the Divine Comedy's National Express -Meka remix.
Come to SR's FOG Chat
And you'll start out as a JAT
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From Wookiee the old dear
To Dan2K1's style
From the reg'lar who knows
that to read one of those
Would be suicide
To the tiny small Ant
And an OTT rant
On the PS side
And everybody posts 'blah blah blah blah..........'
We're going where the games are free
On SR's FOG Prime
You'll have a whale of a time
Posting console war
With new people you'll mix
and argue with Grix
Till your fingers are raw!
Goatboys laying his Log
All over the FOG
Cause it features Wings (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to win GAD
when your spelling is bad
And your grammar mings
And everybody posts 'blah blah blah blah.....'
We're going where the games are free
All GADs belong to me
When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there full of boredum
Have your say on ukchatforum
Come to SR's FOG Chat
And you'll start out as a JAT
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From Wookiee the old dear
To Dan2K1's style
From the reg'lar who knows
that to read one of those
Would be suicide
To the tiny small Ant
And an OTT rant
On the PS side
And everybody posts 'blah blah blah blah..........'
We're going where the games are free
On SR's FOG Prime
You'll have a whale of a time
Posting console war
With new people you'll mix
and argue with Grix
Till your fingers are raw!
Goatboys laying his Log
All over the FOG
Cause it features Wings (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to win GAD
when your spelling is bad
And your grammar mings
And everybody posts 'blah blah blah blah.....'
We're going where the games are free
All GADs belong to me
When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there full of boredum
Have your say on ukchatforum
Me and my friend made this up 1st and 2nd lessons today!
Blink 182- All the small things!
All the big things,
Big boobs, screaming,
In out that's right,
S**gg**g all night!
She left me comdoms on the stairs,
suprised to let me know she cares.
Say it is so, 'cos I will go,
turn the lights off,
show me what you wanna show!
All the sex toys,
D****s, playboys,
riding girlfriends,
Striptease weekends.
She was lying on the bed,
spreadeagled, naked.
Say it is so, I wanna go,
keep the lights off,
Show me what I wanna know.
We just want sex,
Don't need durex,
put it in, move around,
Sex kitten got crowned.
She took me to her car,
did it fast in a Shaguar.
Look at that hole,
Make it your goal,
Keep the lights off,
let's go home!
Lets call that an evening, thankyou and goodnight!
(No offence should be taken by this song!)
Blink 182- All the small things!
All the big things,
Big boobs, screaming,
In out that's right,
S**gg**g all night!
She left me comdoms on the stairs,
suprised to let me know she cares.
Say it is so, 'cos I will go,
turn the lights off,
show me what you wanna show!
All the sex toys,
D****s, playboys,
riding girlfriends,
Striptease weekends.
She was lying on the bed,
spreadeagled, naked.
Say it is so, I wanna go,
keep the lights off,
Show me what I wanna know.
We just want sex,
Don't need durex,
put it in, move around,
Sex kitten got crowned.
She took me to her car,
did it fast in a Shaguar.
Look at that hole,
Make it your goal,
Keep the lights off,
let's go home!
Lets call that an evening, thankyou and goodnight!
(No offence should be taken by this song!)
On the first day of chatting SR gave to me
a shiny G A Deeee.
On the second day of chatting SR gave to me
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the third day of chatting SR gave to me
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the fourth day of chatting SR gave to me
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the fifth day of chatting SR gave to me
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the sixth day of chatting SR gave to me
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the seventh day of chatting SR gave to me
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the eighth day of chatting SR gave to me
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the ninth day of chatting SR gave to me
9 Nintys cryin
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the tenth day of chatting SR gave to me
10 x-box
9 Nintys cryin
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the eleventh day of chatting SR gave to me
11 warnings for swearing
10 x-box
9 Nintys cryin
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the eleventh day of chatting SR gave to me
12 more friends
11 warnings for swearing
10 x-box
9 Nintys cryin
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
Yes, it's pants, but I don't care! :D
a shiny G A Deeee.
On the second day of chatting SR gave to me
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the third day of chatting SR gave to me
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the fourth day of chatting SR gave to me
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the fifth day of chatting SR gave to me
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the sixth day of chatting SR gave to me
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the seventh day of chatting SR gave to me
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the eighth day of chatting SR gave to me
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the ninth day of chatting SR gave to me
9 Nintys cryin
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the tenth day of chatting SR gave to me
10 x-box
9 Nintys cryin
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the eleventh day of chatting SR gave to me
11 warnings for swearing
10 x-box
9 Nintys cryin
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
On the eleventh day of chatting SR gave to me
12 more friends
11 warnings for swearing
10 x-box
9 Nintys cryin
8 Goatboys rockin
7 newbies spammin
6 legged Ants sugar stealin
THE CHOICE OF D V DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newbie status
3 GAD posts
2 new friends
and a shiny G A Deeee.
Yes, it's pants, but I don't care! :D
He's big he's round he bounce's on the ground his name is Sheepy!:D
DJ Otzi-hey baby- Pro Evo-Hey Tony
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game.
When I saw you site on SR
I sad thats the kinda game
Kinda Game thats neat
The graphics look so pretty
I'm gonna make it my oh my.
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game
When you post the winners and dont look my way
that's when i think that, that, ill still stay
oooohhhhh give me a GADyyy anyway.
When you post the winners and dont look my way
that's when i think that, that, ill still stay
oooohhhhh give me a GADyyy anyway.
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game.
When I saw you site on SR
I sad thats the kinda game
Kinda Game thats neat
The graphics look so pretty
I'm gonna make it my oh my.
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game
When you post the winners and dont look my way
that's when i think that, that, ill still stay
oooohhhhh give me a GADyyy anyway.
When you post the winners and dont look my way
that's when i think that, that, ill still stay
oooohhhhh give me a GADyyy anyway.
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game.
When I saw you site on SR
I sad thats the kinda game
Kinda Game thats neat
The graphics look so pretty
I'm gonna make it my oh my.
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game
When you post the winners and dont look my way
that's when i think that, that, ill still stay
oooohhhhh give me a GADyyy anyway.
When you post the winners and dont look my way
that's when i think that, that, ill still stay
oooohhhhh give me a GADyyy anyway.
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game.
When I saw you site on SR
I sad thats the kinda game
Kinda Game thats neat
The graphics look so pretty
I'm gonna make it my oh my.
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game
When you post the winners and dont look my way
that's when i think that, that, ill still stay
oooohhhhh give me a GADyyy anyway.
When you post the winners and dont look my way
that's when i think that, that, ill still stay
oooohhhhh give me a GADyyy anyway.
Hey hey Tony(hu ha).
I wanna know if you'l gimme a game
Hey hey Tony (hu ha).
I wanna know if You'l gimme a game
Bloodyhound gangs chasey elain (from the prespective of a non GAD winner):
Dear Alister Grey
i would just like to say i'm you biggest fan
i just wanted to ask can i have a GAD?
You've had lots of fans (had lots of fans)
Given lots of GAD's (given lots of GAD's)
You've given lots of GAD's Ali so give one to me
Dear Alister Grey
i wrote to remain as your biggest fan
i just wanted to play a brand new game
You've had lots of fans (had lots of fans)
Given lots of GAD's (given lots of GAD's)
You've given lots of GAD's Ali so give one to me
Dear Alister Grey
I wrote to complain you never gave me a GAD
I just wanted to plea im i just to fat?
You've had lots of fans (had lots of fans)
Given lots of GAD's (given lots of GAD's)
You've given lots of GAD's Ali so give one to me.
PS mum and dad this is Ali, Ali this is my mum and dad now give us all Games give us all games.
will you give me a GAD for a good post?
Dear Alister Grey
i would just like to say i'm you biggest fan
i just wanted to ask can i have a GAD?
You've had lots of fans (had lots of fans)
Given lots of GAD's (given lots of GAD's)
You've given lots of GAD's Ali so give one to me
Dear Alister Grey
i wrote to remain as your biggest fan
i just wanted to play a brand new game
You've had lots of fans (had lots of fans)
Given lots of GAD's (given lots of GAD's)
You've given lots of GAD's Ali so give one to me
Dear Alister Grey
I wrote to complain you never gave me a GAD
I just wanted to plea im i just to fat?
You've had lots of fans (had lots of fans)
Given lots of GAD's (given lots of GAD's)
You've given lots of GAD's Ali so give one to me.
PS mum and dad this is Ali, Ali this is my mum and dad now give us all Games give us all games.
will you give me a GAD for a good post?
Oasis - Don't go away
Boring day on the forums,
There's not a lot to say,
About the gaming world as a whole.
And as the day was dawnin',
I had to get away,
The PC screen was makin' me blind.
I don't wanna be there when you're talkin' spam,
I don't wanna be there when you win that game.
So don't go away,
Say what you say,
Say that you'll stay,
Forever, and a day.
That's a very good post,
So you'll win a game,
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
You see my situation,
I didn't win a game,
When that guy cheated - he copied that post.
What am I to do now,
That's happened twice before,
I can't think what to do, to stop it.
I don't wanna be there when you're talkin' spam,
I don't wanna be there when you win that game.
So don't go away,
Say what you say,
Say that you'll stay,
Forever and a day.
That's a very good post,
So you'll win a game,
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
You and him,
what's goin' on...?
Always seems to win,
I never do!
Win that gameaday...
So don't go away,
Say what you say,
Say that you'll stay,
Forever, and a day.
That's a very good post,
So you'll win a game,
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
So don't go away,
Say what you say,
Say that you'll stay,
Forever, and a day.
That's a very good post,
So you'll win a game,
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
Boring day on the forums,
There's not a lot to say,
About the gaming world as a whole.
And as the day was dawnin',
I had to get away,
The PC screen was makin' me blind.
I don't wanna be there when you're talkin' spam,
I don't wanna be there when you win that game.
So don't go away,
Say what you say,
Say that you'll stay,
Forever, and a day.
That's a very good post,
So you'll win a game,
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
You see my situation,
I didn't win a game,
When that guy cheated - he copied that post.
What am I to do now,
That's happened twice before,
I can't think what to do, to stop it.
I don't wanna be there when you're talkin' spam,
I don't wanna be there when you win that game.
So don't go away,
Say what you say,
Say that you'll stay,
Forever and a day.
That's a very good post,
So you'll win a game,
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
You and him,
what's goin' on...?
Always seems to win,
I never do!
Win that gameaday...
So don't go away,
Say what you say,
Say that you'll stay,
Forever, and a day.
That's a very good post,
So you'll win a game,
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
So don't go away,
Say what you say,
Say that you'll stay,
Forever, and a day.
That's a very good post,
So you'll win a game,
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
Yes you'll win a game,
Cause you won that day.
Eminem: Kids
Ok people quiet down, quiet down
People I’d like to introduce our new owner from now on
His name is Mr. Tony
People quite down please
Pb don't post that.. (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Tony will be your new owner while Mr. Snuggly is out with ammonia
(HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Tony...
Hi there smart boys and girls (SCREW YOU!)
Today we're going to learn how to post some winners
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Loki (Huh?)
Say Hi Loki, ("Hi Loki")
Loki's 30 and still lives with his Mum and he don't got a job
Cause Loki just sits at home and smokes pot
But his 12 year old brother looks up to him off a lot
And Loki likes to hang out at the local SR spot
And wait in the parking lot for workers off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and he fakes like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and goes straight to the choppin' block
And even if they escape and they got the cops
They’d would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Till one night Mr. Snuggly went off the job
When he felt someone grab his whole face and said not to talk
But Snuggly knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy, a off his rocker
Crazier than Tony is off the locker
You couldn't even take him to Harley Street to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Snugs by the legs, he chopped it off him
And dropped him off in the lake for the cops to find him
But ever since the day Snuggly went off the wander
They never found him, and Loki still hangs at the SR towers
And that's the story of Loki and his psycho powers
And what it might do to you
(Chorus)
See people, swear words are bad
And If you don't believe me, ask ya Dad
And If you don't believe him, ask ya Mom
She'll tell you how she says them all the time
So kids say no to bad words
You don't need to impress the birds
And there's really nothing else to say
Swear words are just bad mmm k...
My posts is the size of a peanut, Have you seen them?
Hell no you ain't seen them, there the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speaking of posts, you know what else is bad for SR?
SPAM its the worst drug in the world
If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids 2 posts’ll probably drain all your respect from SR
Cause SR is fine, and you won’t be able to come back
So don't get attached, it'll get you the sack
Meet Brad, 21 years old
After hanging around with some friends at a SR party
He gets bold, and decides to try SPAM, when he's bribed by some guys
And peer pressure will win when every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse
And his pulse goes into hyper-drive, and his eyes go back in his skull
He starts going crazy and won’t stop laughing
He's on SR’s carpet, laying horizontal barfing
And everyone in the apartment starts laughing at him
"Hey Ali, Brad is a jackass, look at him"
Cause they SPAMMED to, so they think it's funny
So the laughing' does basically nothing
Except maybe banning yourself
Meanwhile, Brad’s in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders, hunched up as if he was practicin' Yoha
And that's the story of Brad, the SPAM maniac
(Chorus)
See people, swear words are bad
And If you don't believe me, ask ya Dad
And If you don't believe him, ask ya Mom
She'll tell you how she says them all the time
So kids say no to bad words
You don't need to impress the birds
And there's really nothing else to say
Swear words are just bad mmm k...
Last but not least,
One of the most humungous problems among young people today, is cheating
It grows from bad genes, They pick it up, copy it and paste it,
and they put it in as there own and win...Yum Yum
Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some, of um...
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like a gimp winning GAD for a 2 word post, that just ain’t fair
(Mr. Tony what's a GAD?)
It's a magical experience Faye
Women and men posts away in attempt to win a free game (Huh?)
And if you post too much of these fake posts
Whoops, did I say fake posts, I meant copied
Ya tongue gets all swelled up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause your speaking a log of cow dung (Oh)
See cheats are bad, it's a common fact
While ya Mum and Dad, make you not like that
But don't be like me, cause if ya grow up and ya go crazy
They're gonna come for me and I’m gonna have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don’t cheat, and do exactly as I don't, cause it's bad for you
(Chorus)
See people, swear words are bad
And If you don't believe me, ask ya Dad
And If you don't believe him, ask ya Mom
She'll tell you how she says them all the time
So kids say no to bad words
You don't need to impress the birds
And there's really nothing else to say
Swear words are just bad mmm k...
(Mr. Snuggly and SR Members)
Come on people, clap along (SHUT UP!)
Sing along children (SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (SOUTHPARK GONNA SUE ME)
So don't do SPAM, (GOD DAMNIT! SPAMMING KILLED SEIFER)
Ok people quiet down, quiet down
People I’d like to introduce our new owner from now on
His name is Mr. Tony
People quite down please
Pb don't post that.. (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Tony will be your new owner while Mr. Snuggly is out with ammonia
(HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Tony...
Hi there smart boys and girls (SCREW YOU!)
Today we're going to learn how to post some winners
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Loki (Huh?)
Say Hi Loki, ("Hi Loki")
Loki's 30 and still lives with his Mum and he don't got a job
Cause Loki just sits at home and smokes pot
But his 12 year old brother looks up to him off a lot
And Loki likes to hang out at the local SR spot
And wait in the parking lot for workers off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and he fakes like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and goes straight to the choppin' block
And even if they escape and they got the cops
They’d would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Till one night Mr. Snuggly went off the job
When he felt someone grab his whole face and said not to talk
But Snuggly knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy, a off his rocker
Crazier than Tony is off the locker
You couldn't even take him to Harley Street to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Snugs by the legs, he chopped it off him
And dropped him off in the lake for the cops to find him
But ever since the day Snuggly went off the wander
They never found him, and Loki still hangs at the SR towers
And that's the story of Loki and his psycho powers
And what it might do to you
(Chorus)
See people, swear words are bad
And If you don't believe me, ask ya Dad
And If you don't believe him, ask ya Mom
She'll tell you how she says them all the time
So kids say no to bad words
You don't need to impress the birds
And there's really nothing else to say
Swear words are just bad mmm k...
My posts is the size of a peanut, Have you seen them?
Hell no you ain't seen them, there the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speaking of posts, you know what else is bad for SR?
SPAM its the worst drug in the world
If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids 2 posts’ll probably drain all your respect from SR
Cause SR is fine, and you won’t be able to come back
So don't get attached, it'll get you the sack
Meet Brad, 21 years old
After hanging around with some friends at a SR party
He gets bold, and decides to try SPAM, when he's bribed by some guys
And peer pressure will win when every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse
And his pulse goes into hyper-drive, and his eyes go back in his skull
He starts going crazy and won’t stop laughing
He's on SR’s carpet, laying horizontal barfing
And everyone in the apartment starts laughing at him
"Hey Ali, Brad is a jackass, look at him"
Cause they SPAMMED to, so they think it's funny
So the laughing' does basically nothing
Except maybe banning yourself
Meanwhile, Brad’s in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders, hunched up as if he was practicin' Yoha
And that's the story of Brad, the SPAM maniac
(Chorus)
See people, swear words are bad
And If you don't believe me, ask ya Dad
And If you don't believe him, ask ya Mom
She'll tell you how she says them all the time
So kids say no to bad words
You don't need to impress the birds
And there's really nothing else to say
Swear words are just bad mmm k...
Last but not least,
One of the most humungous problems among young people today, is cheating
It grows from bad genes, They pick it up, copy it and paste it,
and they put it in as there own and win...Yum Yum
Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some, of um...
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like a gimp winning GAD for a 2 word post, that just ain’t fair
(Mr. Tony what's a GAD?)
It's a magical experience Faye
Women and men posts away in attempt to win a free game (Huh?)
And if you post too much of these fake posts
Whoops, did I say fake posts, I meant copied
Ya tongue gets all swelled up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause your speaking a log of cow dung (Oh)
See cheats are bad, it's a common fact
While ya Mum and Dad, make you not like that
But don't be like me, cause if ya grow up and ya go crazy
They're gonna come for me and I’m gonna have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don’t cheat, and do exactly as I don't, cause it's bad for you
(Chorus)
See people, swear words are bad
And If you don't believe me, ask ya Dad
And If you don't believe him, ask ya Mom
She'll tell you how she says them all the time
So kids say no to bad words
You don't need to impress the birds
And there's really nothing else to say
Swear words are just bad mmm k...
(Mr. Snuggly and SR Members)
Come on people, clap along (SHUT UP!)
Sing along children (SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (SOUTHPARK GONNA SUE ME)
So don't do SPAM, (GOD DAMNIT! SPAMMING KILLED SEIFER)
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