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The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.
Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.
The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).
Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.
You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.
Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....
Hitler .... and i can't remember the rest,
Anyway heres my song.
Tony he is the SR boss,
Goaty he has the right to camplain,
VK is a right ltlle spammer,
Oh Tony and goaty are the kings.
Here's one dedicated to the forum whingers.
(Frank Sinatra, My Way)
And now, the judge is near;
I didn't win, the competition.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, start a petition.
I've lived a life that's full.
I've posting about each and every thing;
But more, much more than this,
Why didn't I win?
GADs, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I need, some free games new
A win a week, without exemption.
I'll post, that it's unfair,
That there's a cheat, a Control-V sin,
But more, much more than this,
Why didn't I win?
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
I posted well, I saw the thread through,
It was great, it was praised,
I lapped it up, hopes were raised.
I wrote all night, It's just not right;
Why didn't I win?
I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; enough of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I feel like boozing.
To think I did all that;
Did I get a game? - not in my name,
"No, oh no not me,
Why didn't I win?".
So I'll moan, I'll shout it out,
I'm gonna leave, as I've got nowt.
To say the things I no longer refrain;
My right to win, I must complain.
I thought I was best, I'd beat the rest -
So why didn't I win?
> I would hate to have to read through all this, to decide the winner, frickin
> heck there's over 300 songs.
Yeah but some are really bad... Tony won't read Grix's or Meka's....
:P
Why cant I win gads
Why cant I win gads
Why cant I win gads
Why cant I win gads
That's not the beginning of the end
That's not the last of your wins
Itís the return to Gameaday
Winning - Devotion
Banning - Emotion
Winning - Devotion
Banning - Emotion
Don't be afraid to be a winner
Don't be too proud to have lost
Just look into the forums my friend
That will be the return to yourself
The return to Gameaday
If you want, then start to post
If you must, then start to SPAM
Just be yourself don't hide
Just believe in destiny.
Don't care what people say
Just follow your own way
Don't give up and use the chance
To return to Gameaday.
That's not the beginning of the end
That's not the last of your wins
Itís the return to Gameaday
Don't care what people say
Follow just your own way
Follow just your own way
Don't give up, don't give up
To return, to return Gameaday
If you want then post
If you must then SPAM
Just be yourself don't hide
Just believe in destiny.
No I never SPAMMED like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And Iíd never do this to you
'Cause Iím getting banned for the rest of life
Not I never SPAMMED before
I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found SR
To give me some games for free
I saw the writing in the forums
Then I felt this magical
Fantasy
There is no passion in your eyes
There's no way you could disguise it
Secretly
So you then start to SPAM
'Cause we both understand
The urgency
Just remember
You're the one site
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be love because
Now I'm gonna get banned for the rest of my life
No I never SPAMMED like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And Iíd never do this to you
Hey, Tony
With my body and soul
I want to SPAM more than you'll ever know
So we'll just let it go
Don't be afraid to lose control, no
Yes I know what's on your mind
When you say, Stay online tonight
Just remember
You're the one site
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be love because
Now I'm gonna get banned for the rest of my life
No I never SPAMMED like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And Iíd never do this to you
Now I'm gonna get banned for the rest of my life
No I never SPAMMED like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And Iíd never do this to you
SOLO)
Now I'm gonna get banned for the rest of my life
No I never SPAMMED like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And Iíd never do this to you
Now I'm gonna get banned for the rest of my life
No I never SPAMMED like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And Iíd never do this to you
'Ca I'm getting banned for the restof my life
And I've searched though every open door
Till I found the truth
And I owe it all to you...
haggis gone cold i'm wondering why-i,
i got it out the bin at all.
little tear drops from my monkey,
he won't be fed til fall.
and even if he ate,
it would be so great,
hang the haggis on the wall.
it reminds me, i should really not, feed that monkey at all!
This is there last chance
Suffocation
No breathing
Like I care if they get banned, squealing
This is my last resort
Cut them into pieces
Iíve reached my last resort
SPAMMING
No pleading
Like I care if they get banned, squealing
Would you even care if got banned, squealing?
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I started to SPAM tonight
Chances are that I might
Itís not outta sight
And Iím contemplating killing them
Cuz Iím losing the will to fight
Going insane
Wish somebody would kill the SPAMMERS
Losing the will to fight
Going insane
Wish somebody would kill the SPAMMERS
I never realized my posts were too small
Till it was too late
Then I realized I was a fool
SPAMMERS!
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral where do I begin?
It all started when they loosened the rules
To attract more people
Then entered the total fools
Searching to find a winner up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils
Cuz Iím losing the will to fight
Going insane
Wish somebody would kill the SPAMMERS
Losing the will to fight
Going insane
Wish somebody would kill the SPAMMERS
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
Iím posting not spamming
Not spamming
Not spamming
Not spamming
I can't go on living this way
Cut the SPAMMERS into pieces
This is there last chance
Suffocation
No breathing
Like I care if they get banned, squealing
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I started to SPAM tonight
Chances are that I might
Itís not outta sight
And Iím contemplating killing them
Cuz Iím losing the will to fight
Going insane
Wish somebody would kill the SPAMMERS
Losing the will to fight
Going insane
Wish somebody would kill the SPAMMERS
Nothingís alright
Nothing is fine
Iím posting not spamming
I canít go on living this way
Canít go on
Living this way
Nothingís alright
So where do I collect my GAD from then?