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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY PRIZE (Sept 2001 Virtual Newbie)"

This is an intentionally tricky competition. You have to create the best virtual newbie



1. Think of a user name and a tagline to go with it.

2. Delete the cookie for your normal sign up if you have selected "remember me". You can sign up your new name either by scrolling down the left side strip to REGISTER WITH US - DISCUSSIONS, or by signing up as a newbie as you make your first "reply" post.

3. Sign up as a new user, giving your proper name and address. You DON'T need to give your real e-mail address, as I think this has to be unique. But if you want an extra e-mail address you can always sign up for one at Freeola.

4. Come here and write a post under your new virtual newbie name. The post must display your virtual newbie's character and personality.

The winner will be the post which displays the most original character. This character may be adopted for the forums, so make him/her likeable and not horrible.

You can enter as many times as you like.

You can make several entries under the same virtual newbie name.

You can try to guess who are the real regulars behind the virtual newbies.

The competition will be judged at the end of September.

(it occurs to me that I could enter this myself)

Hello there Cheatguru 2

Can I help at all?

*tosses hair over shoulder and laughs*

Ok thanks pall

with my doomsday device i will destroy you all and rule Sr

mwahaha!!!

if tried thet but i still haven't come up as a newbie

It's ok, you're a newbie in all but red colour.

hmm

I see not many people taking this seriously (yet)

All the more chance for meeeeeee to win! Haha

Mad professor wrote:
> if tried thet but i still haven't come up as a newbie

That's because you need a completely new account. I think you need to give a different e-mail address for this.

Tony wrote:
> hmm

I see not many people taking this seriously (yet)

All the
> more chance for meeeeeee to win! Haha


that's what u think well i say that u fink being green meens u speshul but u not u just own the companee and the compyuter site but that just meens that u can get stuff for free

hahaha

why am i still red? i am not just arrived today, i arrived here last nite when it was dark
this sukks

Tony wrote:
> hmm

I see not many people taking this seriously (yet)

I believe that's down to the kids these days not having any attention span.
I say bring back National Service, never did my Jack any harm.
Taught him all about respect and instilled discipline and a sense of purpose in his life.
These days it's all "internet" this and "instant messaging" that, people have forgotten what they say as soon as they've said it.

No, kids need to be shown how to respond to authority.
Like when that nice Ted Heath finally stood up to the Unions and that Arthur Scargill chap.
3 day weeks, and people these days complain because they don't win free games for their computer machines?

No idea what hardship means.

Anyone want a nice biscuit?
I have custard creams, bourbons and some nice buttermilk shortcake.
Go on, don't just take on..

Noobee wrote:
that's what u think well i say that u fink being green
> meens u speshul but u not u just own the companee and the compyuter
> site but that just meens that u can get stuff for
> free

hahaha

why am i still red? i am not just arrived today, i
> arrived here last nite when it was dark
this sukks


Shut up you child.

I bet you're just some spotty little oik with a pathetic bum fluff moustache.

"Want fries with that?"

Ha!