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Will follow in a bit.
Being off ill means I have dragged myself to the keyboad and I'm tapping it out as I double over in pain.
Or something.
Check back around lunchtime for the further adventures of
Log In The Creek
Being off ill means I have dragged myself to the keyboad and I'm tapping it out as I double over in pain.
Or something.
Check back around lunchtime for the further adventures of
Log In The Creek
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devo wrote:
Maybe Log needs product placement?
LITC should be sponsored by Montain Dew, the oddest tasting drinkable substance ever known to man. Log however, could quaff gallons of the stuff while we rake in the cash for advertising their bile water to the public.
Maybe Log needs product placement?
LITC should be sponsored by Montain Dew, the oddest tasting drinkable substance ever known to man. Log however, could quaff gallons of the stuff while we rake in the cash for advertising their bile water to the public.
It's ok to unleash your forbidden passion you know.
It's the new millenium and all that.
It's the new millenium and all that.
H is for Hero
A is for Action
U is for Unstoppable
S is for Sex God
E is for Entertainment
R is for Rocks!!
LITC rules...
As for women in 80s action shows - Heather Thomas in the opening credits of The Fall Guy. My word..... That should be in the opening credits of all retro actions shows.
Tell you who *would* be good in LITC is Frances Mcdormand in a Fargo type role. She'd be superb. Plus there's the wood chipper connection....
And maybe Robin Beck for some US cheese rock action. Maybe Log needs product placement?
A is for Action
U is for Unstoppable
S is for Sex God
E is for Entertainment
R is for Rocks!!
LITC rules...
As for women in 80s action shows - Heather Thomas in the opening credits of The Fall Guy. My word..... That should be in the opening credits of all retro actions shows.
Tell you who *would* be good in LITC is Frances Mcdormand in a Fargo type role. She'd be superb. Plus there's the wood chipper connection....
And maybe Robin Beck for some US cheese rock action. Maybe Log needs product placement?
That'd be best methinks.
Of course, you could go total Russ Meyer irony and have an all-singing, feminist topless prison.
I'd watch that
Of course, you could go total Russ Meyer irony and have an all-singing, feminist topless prison.
I'd watch that
No I've been rethinking. I need to do a bit of Bad Girls/Prisoner Cell Block H sapphic theme to this. I still think using their powers to redress the imbalance of patriarachy is a winner (no really)just can't quite seem to get this baby of the ground though. Shall go and paint my toe nails as I contemplate this.
Yup I've got it. My cast list includes Pamela Anderson, Daisy Duke, Jennifer Heart and Wonder Woman all living out their retirement in the Betty Ford Clinic.
New agey theme to include them chanting to regain their size ten figures/youth. No boring. No now I've got it. The premise is still the same but they discover a time machine to allow them to go back and correct all the wrongs of their politically incorrect youth. Boss Hogg will get his enourmous rear end kicked, Charlie will be exposed as the pornmeister he is and Jennifer Heart will rip of Robert Wagners toupe before running off with the Butler.
I'm afraid that's it. Can't think of anything to add to this.
New agey theme to include them chanting to regain their size ten figures/youth. No boring. No now I've got it. The premise is still the same but they discover a time machine to allow them to go back and correct all the wrongs of their politically incorrect youth. Boss Hogg will get his enourmous rear end kicked, Charlie will be exposed as the pornmeister he is and Jennifer Heart will rip of Robert Wagners toupe before running off with the Butler.
I'm afraid that's it. Can't think of anything to add to this.
The Dukes of Hazzard..how the hell did I forget those boys?
Daisy Duke saw me through many an adolescent hormone storm....sorry, flashback there..ahem.
This show is in homage to the great action-shows that my generation grew up and are sadly lacking these days.
Just good ol' fashioned hetero men battling the forces of evil in a non-violent and morally correct manner.
And Wings Hauser is The Daddy.
Why don't you come up with a premise for a female-centered retro-show?
Many, many situations and jokes there, although Charlie's Angels movie has used a lot of those.
Daisy Duke saw me through many an adolescent hormone storm....sorry, flashback there..ahem.
This show is in homage to the great action-shows that my generation grew up and are sadly lacking these days.
Just good ol' fashioned hetero men battling the forces of evil in a non-violent and morally correct manner.
And Wings Hauser is The Daddy.
Why don't you come up with a premise for a female-centered retro-show?
Many, many situations and jokes there, although Charlie's Angels movie has used a lot of those.
OK seeing as you are intent on keeping this pure action show can't you at least have an aged Daisy Duke in impluasibly shorty shorts sitting in a van somewhere. She doesn't have to say anything. Just look pretty maybe dabbing a bit of hemorroid cream (product placement) under the bags of her eyes?
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