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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Myst1que wrote:
> myst1que force feeds sniper chicken and mushroom pot noodles
until
> he is violently sick and brings up his stomach along with his lungs
> and liver..thus kiling him

I like C and M!

my mates dog humped my other mates leg once (not lying !! it is the upmost truth !!)

During a bad bout of diarrohea, sniper rushes to the toilet, but is too late. He slips over on his own runny faeces and breaks his leg. With no friends, he is left alone for days on end laying face first in a piile of runny goo, where he starves. He becomes so hungry that he begins to eat parts of his own body, until his house is overtaken by zombies, and he unfortunatley falls victim to one particularly ugly zombie turtle. He is now a member of the un-dead and can often be seen wandering the streets, usually not too far from a public toilet. He can't seem to get rid of the squirts.

sniper hears cooldogs is in love with him he trys to run but cooldogs catches up with him and trys to humps his leg..his leg falls off....
sniper dies

or he could die when , someone rips out his eyeballs , shoves them up his bottom , then because of all the poop and other nasty things up there (which we better not mention for mankinds sake !) , which his eyeballs can see , he pukes up all his organs and guts and dies in a sespool of blood and other nasty things (which we better not mention for our stomachs sake !!)

Sniper is hung drawn and quartered!

Sniper sees Myst1que in real life. Dies of shock

myst1que force feeds sniper chicken and mushroom pot noodles
until he is violently sick and brings up his stomach along with his lungs and liver..thus kiling him

Sniper goes shydivind and his parachute doesn't open. He pulls the cord to his emergancy one and nothing happens. He falls a long way but is saved when he lands in a bog. he thinks he is the luckiest guy in the world. He bigins treacking through tthe bog to find a telephone. He eventually finds one and lifts ther reciever to his head. He dials a number, talks for a minute then leaves the phone box. as he walks he decides to go into town to find some new cloths as he is covered in brown mud and leaves. As he is walking there is a shout. Someone yells that there is a monster in the street. Sniper looks around but fails to see one. He carries on walking but stops when he hears a large amount of clicking. He looks up to the windows of a house on his right and sees more weaponry pointiong out of the windows than is possesed by the IRA. He looks around some more and relises that there are about 8 houses the same. He raises his hands to yell and they fire. All that is left is a thin red mist and a pare of false teeth.

PS sorry Sniper.

sniper could die by :
1) some dude (maybe me :-) has to go upto sniper and using a potato gun fire a chili covered piece of potato into his sniper gun
2) thus clogging it up
3) when sniper goes to shoot you back, the chili (because it is so hot) explodes can causes the bullet to back fire , the bullet lands in sniper's liver , the chili causes a slow painfull death of the liver and so he dies momentarialy , bu as liver can regrow , it grows over the chili in a deformed way , sniper is now dead and alive at the same time !! he has died but has come back to life , but then he dies a horrific death when he chokes on a cracker. But in the meen time the potato gun guy also dies as the potato fires back out of the sniper gun and gets lodged in his gaul bladder , as it too was covered in chili it causes a mad chemical reaction , turning him into a ......... CORPSE !! dum dum dum ...... !!!

(who is giving away the extra GAD ?? er-no , is it you ??)