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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Sniper fell over and died
THIS COMPETITION WILL END TOMMORROW AT 7.00PM
THIS GIVES ENOUGH TIME FOR PEOPLE TO SUBMIT WHAT THEY MGHT AND ARE WORKING ON...
...THANK YOU.
ANY SUBMITTED POST AFTER TOMMORROW 7.00PM WILL BE THROWN AWAY.
Hopefully Tony will read this and change the topic title to ends 22 7:00pm or something..
Sorry er-no - I decided to close it tonight. Please ensure that the winner is amusing, not sad (Tony).
THIS GIVES ENOUGH TIME FOR PEOPLE TO SUBMIT WHAT THEY MGHT AND ARE WORKING ON...
...THANK YOU.
ANY SUBMITTED POST AFTER TOMMORROW 7.00PM WILL BE THROWN AWAY.
Hopefully Tony will read this and change the topic title to ends 22 7:00pm or something..
Sorry er-no - I decided to close it tonight. Please ensure that the winner is amusing, not sad (Tony).
er-no I suggest you close it tonight, Sniper has clearly made his point and loosing Sniper is much more important then the competition. We cant loose another member.
er-no wrote:
> THE COMPETITION WILL STOP EARLY BECAUSE IT HAS GONE TOO FAR...
>
...TONY. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW THE NEW
> (CLOSE) DATE.
Sniper has expressed his opinion on this topic and it is clearly causing him concern... I am going to do the right thing and ask Tony to bring the closing date a couple of days forward...
Sniper?
> THE COMPETITION WILL STOP EARLY BECAUSE IT HAS GONE TOO FAR...
>
...TONY. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW THE NEW
> (CLOSE) DATE.
Sniper has expressed his opinion on this topic and it is clearly causing him concern... I am going to do the right thing and ask Tony to bring the closing date a couple of days forward...
Sniper?
That's it i'm not going near FOG (chat) again.
It's the spammiers forum i've ever seen and you lot seem to miss the point.
It's the spammiers forum i've ever seen and you lot seem to miss the point.
Sniper woke up one morning to notice something strange had happened to his garden whilst he was asleep. There were muddy foot prints all over his precious garden. Sniper walked outside and examined his garden. He could see places where someone had dug up the soil.
Sniper was confused, why would someone dig holes and then replace them in his garden? Across the street was er-no watching Sniper's every move in his amazingly powerful car. Sniper walked onto his garden and examined the foot prints, they were average size 7's. Sniper stood on one of the small holes that were dug and heard a click, he froze still. What had he just stud on? The first thing that came though Sniper's head was MINE! Sniper knew what to do, he picked up a large rock that was near by him, without moving he replaced the rock for the foot. Sniper ran across the street.
er-no was angry, he spent £200 pounds on being those mines. er-no pushed down the accelerator and headed straight for Sniper who was running towards him looking for help. er-no hit Sniper at 120mph. Sniper went flying though the air and landed on his garden, the impact that Sniper had made triggered one of the mines to explode. Sniper was blown into pieces.
er-no turned on his window wipers because of a shower of blood was raining from the skies.
Sniper was confused, why would someone dig holes and then replace them in his garden? Across the street was er-no watching Sniper's every move in his amazingly powerful car. Sniper walked onto his garden and examined the foot prints, they were average size 7's. Sniper stood on one of the small holes that were dug and heard a click, he froze still. What had he just stud on? The first thing that came though Sniper's head was MINE! Sniper knew what to do, he picked up a large rock that was near by him, without moving he replaced the rock for the foot. Sniper ran across the street.
er-no was angry, he spent £200 pounds on being those mines. er-no pushed down the accelerator and headed straight for Sniper who was running towards him looking for help. er-no hit Sniper at 120mph. Sniper went flying though the air and landed on his garden, the impact that Sniper had made triggered one of the mines to explode. Sniper was blown into pieces.
er-no turned on his window wipers because of a shower of blood was raining from the skies.
Lexus wrote:
> Sniper was just doing the normal getting up, getting washed thing
> before he went on the net when something strange happened.
He
> took his pills and walked into the bathroom totally nude, when he
> realized there was an old (and very ugly) lady standing by the
> sink.
He quickly reached out and grabbed a towel to put around my
> waist.
You can just see it in you mind now can’t you; sniper
> blushing with a yellow bob the builder towel around his waist in a
> bathroom with an old woman there standing by the sink.
“W-what
> are you doing here?” he stuttered, “who are you?”
“Oh sorry
> dear,” she said, “I was just looking for....” She pulled out 2
> RC-P90s from her frock,
“YOU!”
The old granny pushed hard on
> the triggers and sniper’s body was ripped apart by the
> projectiles.
By the time snipers boyfriend reached the bathroom,
> sniper was stone dead.
Sniper’s boyfriend looked at the old
> woman, “mum?!”
The end
er-no, is this to abusive?
if so will it effect my other posts?
> Sniper was just doing the normal getting up, getting washed thing
> before he went on the net when something strange happened.
He
> took his pills and walked into the bathroom totally nude, when he
> realized there was an old (and very ugly) lady standing by the
> sink.
He quickly reached out and grabbed a towel to put around my
> waist.
You can just see it in you mind now can’t you; sniper
> blushing with a yellow bob the builder towel around his waist in a
> bathroom with an old woman there standing by the sink.
“W-what
> are you doing here?” he stuttered, “who are you?”
“Oh sorry
> dear,” she said, “I was just looking for....” She pulled out 2
> RC-P90s from her frock,
“YOU!”
The old granny pushed hard on
> the triggers and sniper’s body was ripped apart by the
> projectiles.
By the time snipers boyfriend reached the bathroom,
> sniper was stone dead.
Sniper’s boyfriend looked at the old
> woman, “mum?!”
The end
er-no, is this to abusive?
if so will it effect my other posts?
Dr Shipman wrote:
> Er-no have you found any good one's of mine so far?
That last one was sick.. you should try and make it funny!
> Er-no have you found any good one's of mine so far?
That last one was sick.. you should try and make it funny!
Lexus wrote:
hows my posts?
Too general..... you will know in a couple of days.
hows my posts?
Too general..... you will know in a couple of days.
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