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"Bloody Women!!!!!!!"

Thats right.

I am extremely annoyed :)

Tonight at about 12 I got txt message on phone asking to meet my new lady friend who lives down the road at 2 in the morning.

HURRAH I said.

Then I get another saying 1:20.... so I think shes keen. In the early hours of morning she wants to meet me and now she is even moving it forward HURRAH.

SO I set off on the minute walk early and arrive at her house. Hmmm I think she should be outside. So I knock on door and her friend answers it... by this time I was wondering what to think :D

Turns out her parents are away for the night and she has friends over and they thought it would be funny to see me walk down the road at bloody 1:15 to meet her

GRRRRRRR

I knew there was something fishy about it all. I wanted to stay :D. Well many yound women in scantly clad :D :D :D.

So she gave me a peck on the cheek and sent me on my way saying no way in hell was I allowed in...

ARGGGHHHH

Playing hard to get this one but I'll get her :D

Bloody Women

Now bloody mother is asking questions of my late night disapperence...

" I needed fresh air mum " :D

Grrrr

Well I'm off to my kip, have any experiences like mine... do share :)

Night

i think myst jinxed ya!
:-)

Ah! The frustration of bloody women....

Ok, if you feel really, really miffed at her, here's the most amusing way to retaliate - but she will never, ever ever surrender to her.

Be nice for a few days, make no mention of her games.
Take her a nice little present, a few pleasent words and hand it to her with "I thought you'd love this".

She opens it, gets furious and stomps off, never to speak to you again.

And in the torn open wrapper?

A diet-book.

Doesnt matter which one, any will do.

Harsh, but you'll laugh for ages.

Men like to play games involving consoles.

Women like to play games involving warping men's minds until they are left empty and quivering at their feet.

(Bang goes the argument about men being better gamers.)

they'v got a forum for stories like this keep it out of the FOG

Or, act the cave-man macho fool and you'll be batting them away with a kacky stick.

Sensitive guys finish last, harsh but true.
You'll be seen as "like a brother" or "sweet".
Pah, leave that crap for puppies and the like.

Don't phone when you say you will, dont instantly reply to emails etc, just act like she doesnt even exist and Voila!

Sheep Dip.

They love a challenge, to conquer and tame. Once that's done?
"He's really nice...just dull"

You just gotta learn the rules is all.
er-no did, and he's a master swordsman now.

er-Zorro?

*FM thinks of a new 'Z-shaped slash' joke, but refrains*

she is playing with you sheepy. One day you will be able to have her and then you can say how about some apolojectic kisses for that night walking incident

You will be in there!

Hehe.....bit of a hit with the ladies aren't you Sheepy?

Mind you I think a diet book present would sort her out nicely (great idea Goaty).

(;o|