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Thats right.
I am extremely annoyed :)
Tonight at about 12 I got txt message on phone asking to meet my new lady friend who lives down the road at 2 in the morning.
HURRAH I said.
Then I get another saying 1:20.... so I think shes keen. In the early hours of morning she wants to meet me and now she is even moving it forward HURRAH.
SO I set off on the minute walk early and arrive at her house. Hmmm I think she should be outside. So I knock on door and her friend answers it... by this time I was wondering what to think :D
Turns out her parents are away for the night and she has friends over and they thought it would be funny to see me walk down the road at bloody 1:15 to meet her
GRRRRRRR
I knew there was something fishy about it all. I wanted to stay :D. Well many yound women in scantly clad :D :D :D.
So she gave me a peck on the cheek and sent me on my way saying no way in hell was I allowed in...
ARGGGHHHH
Playing hard to get this one but I'll get her :D
Bloody Women
Now bloody mother is asking questions of my late night disapperence...
" I needed fresh air mum " :D
Grrrr
I am extremely annoyed :)
Tonight at about 12 I got txt message on phone asking to meet my new lady friend who lives down the road at 2 in the morning.
HURRAH I said.
Then I get another saying 1:20.... so I think shes keen. In the early hours of morning she wants to meet me and now she is even moving it forward HURRAH.
SO I set off on the minute walk early and arrive at her house. Hmmm I think she should be outside. So I knock on door and her friend answers it... by this time I was wondering what to think :D
Turns out her parents are away for the night and she has friends over and they thought it would be funny to see me walk down the road at bloody 1:15 to meet her
GRRRRRRR
I knew there was something fishy about it all. I wanted to stay :D. Well many yound women in scantly clad :D :D :D.
So she gave me a peck on the cheek and sent me on my way saying no way in hell was I allowed in...
ARGGGHHHH
Playing hard to get this one but I'll get her :D
Bloody Women
Now bloody mother is asking questions of my late night disapperence...
" I needed fresh air mum " :D
Grrrr
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Goatboy wrote:
> Or, act the cave-man macho fool and you'll be batting them away with
> a kacky stick.
Sensitive guys finish last, harsh but
> true.
You'll be seen as "like a brother" or
> "sweet".
Pah, leave that crap for puppies and the
> like.
Don't phone when you say you will, dont instantly reply to
> emails etc, just act like she doesnt even exist and Voila!
>
Sheep Dip.
They love a challenge, to conquer and tame. Once
> that's done?
"He's really nice...just dull"
You just
> gotta learn the rules is all.
er-no did, and he's a master
> swordsman now.
And once again I thank the Goatboy for helping me, but I no longer need his help and can stand alone on my own to feet.
Sunny is gone, but Goatboy helped me get something from her, I lost her through a minor error of pulling a few feet away, I won her back for a couple more weeks with the lines.
'I'am sorry'
'I donno, what to say, I was stupid and drunk and wasn't thinking, it meant nothing!'
**I then began to fake cry** (thank you drama school)
'Look. even though I am drunk and have been completely stupid I can still **sniffle** see that I love you'
**we hug... hurrah**
muhhh hahahahha
but the same excuse didn't work for the same mistake two weeks later...
ahh well!
Next one plllleeaassseee.
> Or, act the cave-man macho fool and you'll be batting them away with
> a kacky stick.
Sensitive guys finish last, harsh but
> true.
You'll be seen as "like a brother" or
> "sweet".
Pah, leave that crap for puppies and the
> like.
Don't phone when you say you will, dont instantly reply to
> emails etc, just act like she doesnt even exist and Voila!
>
Sheep Dip.
They love a challenge, to conquer and tame. Once
> that's done?
"He's really nice...just dull"
You just
> gotta learn the rules is all.
er-no did, and he's a master
> swordsman now.
And once again I thank the Goatboy for helping me, but I no longer need his help and can stand alone on my own to feet.
Sunny is gone, but Goatboy helped me get something from her, I lost her through a minor error of pulling a few feet away, I won her back for a couple more weeks with the lines.
'I'am sorry'
'I donno, what to say, I was stupid and drunk and wasn't thinking, it meant nothing!'
**I then began to fake cry** (thank you drama school)
'Look. even though I am drunk and have been completely stupid I can still **sniffle** see that I love you'
**we hug... hurrah**
muhhh hahahahha
but the same excuse didn't work for the same mistake two weeks later...
ahh well!
Next one plllleeaassseee.
Well she has been ignored today (or yesterday) tommorrow I think I'll say hi to her briefly and then bog off to work
HA HA HA BAH HA
HA HA HA BAH HA
You must get your revenge!
"Accidentally" leave your switched on phone with the text message on the screen in a place where her parents will find it.
Or obtain her phone "and accidentally send the same message addressed to you to her parents phone then you get to laugh as she is embarrassed and interrogated.
Evil, unfair, extreme?
All words to describe this scheme!
"Accidentally" leave your switched on phone with the text message on the screen in a place where her parents will find it.
Or obtain her phone "and accidentally send the same message addressed to you to her parents phone then you get to laugh as she is embarrassed and interrogated.
Evil, unfair, extreme?
All words to describe this scheme!
BB gun? What's the world coming to, eh? Way too soft...
The fresh air one is good, used that one before.
Next time you are suspicious of something like this, take a BB gun, or buy a cheap one and when you are turned away saying that you can’t come in start popping this thing.
Do they think its funny, Oh yea lets see the one who laughing holding a gun. ;)
On the other hand, her parents might inform the police and with a quick screech of the tyres and the sirens stopping, men will pile out of the back of the Armed Response unit shouting “Put the weapon down and get down to the ground! Keep your hands where we can see them! Do not make any sudden movements!”
Having all this been screamed at you and the risk of a Police Sentence I think that the safest bet is just to turn your phone off.
Next time you are suspicious of something like this, take a BB gun, or buy a cheap one and when you are turned away saying that you can’t come in start popping this thing.
Do they think its funny, Oh yea lets see the one who laughing holding a gun. ;)
On the other hand, her parents might inform the police and with a quick screech of the tyres and the sirens stopping, men will pile out of the back of the Armed Response unit shouting “Put the weapon down and get down to the ground! Keep your hands where we can see them! Do not make any sudden movements!”
Having all this been screamed at you and the risk of a Police Sentence I think that the safest bet is just to turn your phone off.
Ah, that's a shame.
hahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> At particular moment, I'm a bit narked with my woman.
Is that 'narked' or 'naked'?
> At particular moment, I'm a bit narked with my woman.
Is that 'narked' or 'naked'?
Sheepy, if you want her, heres a little trick for yers.
When she is asleep, stick a nicotine patch on her arm, then take it off her before she wakes. Keep it up for as long as you can.
If she ever leaves you, she will get withdrawl from the lack of patches, think its because she misses you, and allways come running back.
Thats how I reeled in Angelina Jolie......
When she is asleep, stick a nicotine patch on her arm, then take it off her before she wakes. Keep it up for as long as you can.
If she ever leaves you, she will get withdrawl from the lack of patches, think its because she misses you, and allways come running back.
Thats how I reeled in Angelina Jolie......
Do it Sheepy!
I promise you, she'll fall at your feet and beg for some Sheep Dip
I promise you, she'll fall at your feet and beg for some Sheep Dip
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