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"Bloody Women!!!!!!!"

Thats right.

I am extremely annoyed :)

Tonight at about 12 I got txt message on phone asking to meet my new lady friend who lives down the road at 2 in the morning.

HURRAH I said.

Then I get another saying 1:20.... so I think shes keen. In the early hours of morning she wants to meet me and now she is even moving it forward HURRAH.

SO I set off on the minute walk early and arrive at her house. Hmmm I think she should be outside. So I knock on door and her friend answers it... by this time I was wondering what to think :D

Turns out her parents are away for the night and she has friends over and they thought it would be funny to see me walk down the road at bloody 1:15 to meet her

GRRRRRRR

I knew there was something fishy about it all. I wanted to stay :D. Well many yound women in scantly clad :D :D :D.

So she gave me a peck on the cheek and sent me on my way saying no way in hell was I allowed in...

ARGGGHHHH

Playing hard to get this one but I'll get her :D

Bloody Women

Now bloody mother is asking questions of my late night disapperence...

" I needed fresh air mum " :D

Grrrr

If you play in a band, dont let women near rehearsals, dont let them become involved in having any say in it.

Otherwise you'll have stress, problems and really, really crap songs.

I thought it was the very deep voice. Most things that make us attracted to the opposite sex have to do with human nature, stuff like that.

But, why on earth would a very deep voice be usable in nature? What possible use does it have?

Hmmm I don't mean to inturrupt your very, very intellectual conversation, but what the hell are you lot on about?

(;o|

Well, there are these creatures like men.
Only they are softer, smell nicer and dont look so stupid naked.

These are called women.

But they lead to many, many complications and problems.

Sorry, I get you now. Didn't read it right.

(;o|

No worries, men get confused about women easy, it's not our fault.

A woman would say it IS our fault.

Heh, I've got this picture in my mind now of Parker doing a gig and trying to perform a nice dance routine at the same time...

:-)

hehe

That's why we hired midgets at our last show, to do that for us.

So did Spinal Tap. Have you got the same manager?