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"Bloody Women!!!!!!!"

Thats right.

I am extremely annoyed :)

Tonight at about 12 I got txt message on phone asking to meet my new lady friend who lives down the road at 2 in the morning.

HURRAH I said.

Then I get another saying 1:20.... so I think shes keen. In the early hours of morning she wants to meet me and now she is even moving it forward HURRAH.

SO I set off on the minute walk early and arrive at her house. Hmmm I think she should be outside. So I knock on door and her friend answers it... by this time I was wondering what to think :D

Turns out her parents are away for the night and she has friends over and they thought it would be funny to see me walk down the road at bloody 1:15 to meet her

GRRRRRRR

I knew there was something fishy about it all. I wanted to stay :D. Well many yound women in scantly clad :D :D :D.

So she gave me a peck on the cheek and sent me on my way saying no way in hell was I allowed in...

ARGGGHHHH

Playing hard to get this one but I'll get her :D

Bloody Women

Now bloody mother is asking questions of my late night disapperence...

" I needed fresh air mum " :D

Grrrr

You men are all the same!!!!!!

FM: In touch with his feminine side today.

*Stomps off to play on the Dreamcast, but breaks a nail picking up the controller and breaks down crying*

Women just suck dont they.......

This is the logic of women:

My mate/gf (it's kinda weird) before told me I was annoying her, I asked her why and we talked about it. So I stopped being "annoying".

A few minutes later, me and her walking down the road and she says "Your trying not to be annoying now" I say "I know, it's hard work!" to which she replies....

"Don't, it's annoying."

The logic of women. Us men can't do anything right!

DeltaJava wrote:
> BB gun? What's the world coming to, eh? Way too soft...

To soft, I good one can smash glass. Trust me I know , I have found out by "accident" ok accident not on purpose never ok. ;)

Ha well I went out with her for while tonight... to be honest can't be bothered with thsi one.

Listen closely to what I say,
and if you do this,
it will help you some sunny day,
Lord, take your time, don't live to fast,
Troubles will come, and they will pass.
You will find a women, and you will find love,
and don't forget son, there is someone up above.
and be a simple kind of man.
Oh won't you do this son, if you can.
What you need is in your sole.
You can do this, if you try,
What I want from you son, is to be satisfied.
Just be a simple kind of man.

Goatboy wrote:
> Worship er-no you dirty hippies.

I have created a
> monster...

LOL

Damn er-no, you the man!

Actually Goatboy... I went through a really bad patch yesterday... with the girl I have been getting very close to pulling a close friend in front of me.... I felt all dirty and dropped very low indeed...

:( But luckily I had the Famous 'Simple Man' song to listen to on the 'Lynynd Skynyrd' album.... that helps.

Ever though of geting a Woman a a girl friend rather than a (School?) Girl.

Worship er-no you dirty hippies.

I have created a monster...

LOL

Damn er-no, you the man!

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