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Wed 01/08/01 at 16:14
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Please list your favourite insults, no swearing or hugely offensive posts please. My favourite is calling someone a 'shaved ape'.
Wed 01/08/01 at 18:45
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nope, hang on, its just ur Mum havin a swim!
Wed 01/08/01 at 18:41
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You gyes have missed a few:

Yo mamma is so fat her belt size is equator.
Yo mamma is so stupid she saw 911 on an American police car and thought it was a Porsch.
Wed 01/08/01 at 18:21
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Yo mama is so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts
Yo mama is so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph
Yo mama is so fat on her drivers license it says "continued on the other side"
Yo mama is so fat her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Yo mama is so fat when she tried to run away they had to use all FOUR sides of the milk carton
Yo mama is so fat she gets runs in her jeans
her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang
Yo mumma's soooo fat she uses the chimney as her ciggarett.
Yo mumma's soooo fat when she jumped on the talking scales its say "your as light as a feather a really really REALLY big feather".
Yo mumma's soooo fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scales.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she stepped on a talking scale it said, "I don't do trucks!"
Yo Mama is so fat, her belly button is a swimming pool!
Your mom's just like a racecar, she's the only person I know who can burn four rubbers at once.

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Wed 01/08/01 at 18:20
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"everyone says it"
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fat
Wed 01/08/01 at 18:09
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I then saw your dad sticking a small box on the side of the house, he said he was adding an extension.
Wed 01/08/01 at 18:08
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"everyone says it"
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I then saw your mum whipping fresh poo all over the can, and she said she was redecorating.
Wed 01/08/01 at 18:07
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"everyone says it"
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Yesterday I saw your mum and dad kicking a can along the road. When I asked what they were doing they said they were moving house!
Wed 01/08/01 at 18:06
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"everyone says it"
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Your mums so so like a dumb dog, yesterday I saw her chasing packed cars.
Wed 01/08/01 at 18:05
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"everyone says it"
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Your mum is like a petrol station, we pay she pumps.
Wed 01/08/01 at 17:43
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"Palace 5-0 Brighton"
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Ya Mum is like a car crash- blood at the front, skidmarks at the back.

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