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"Best insults"

Please list your favourite insults, no swearing or hugely offensive posts please. My favourite is calling someone a 'shaved ape'.

Actually, it must be a random "Your momma..." word generator...

Do you have a book of insults, er-no?

yo mamma is so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody!

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says"okay!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into herpockets
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THEHOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time,please"
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't dolivestock.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior picture had to be arial view!

Yo mumma is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Oh my, tut tut, etc.

Your momma is so fat a beeping goes off when she backs up.

You're so utterly fantastic, no one can even compliment you, yet alone insult you - you're beyond recognition, therefore, you may as well not exist, oh yeah, you don't.

Pah

Your mum's so fat, you can slap her thigh and ride the wave.

TheBest_2k1 wrote:
> BREAKING NEWS!

Scientists have discovered a new island just off
> of Southend!....

nope, hang on, its just mum Mum havin a swim!

Its good of you to admit that Dan!