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Okay, here goes…
An elderly man woke up one morning and was about to have a shave. He picked up the razor and started shaving his beard while looking at the mirror. The man then put his glasses on only to see that he had an even bigger beard but not grey like it was before and he didn’t have glasses on anymore.
What has happened here?
Good luck!
> Okay time for the second one, please don’t get too frustrated if you
> can’t work it out :D
A policeman was walking buy a house when he
> heard someone shout “Don’t shoot me John, John don’t
> shoot!”
There was then several gun shots.
The policeman
> hurried inside to see what all the fuss was about. Someone was dead
> and had blood pouring out from everywhere, obviously they had been
> shot.
Inside there was a priest, lawyer and an engineer. The
> policeman automatically arrested the priest even though he didn’t
> see him shoot the victim. The priest was then found guilty.
How
> did the policeman know it was the priest?
try the fact that the engineer was working?
A policeman was walking buy a house when he heard someone shout “Don’t shoot me John, John don’t shoot!”
There was then several gun shots.
The policeman hurried inside to see what all the fuss was about. Someone was dead and had blood pouring out from everywhere, obviously they had been shot.
Inside there was a priest, lawyer and an engineer. The policeman automatically arrested the priest even though he didn’t see him shoot the victim. The priest was then found guilty.
How did the policeman know it was the priest?
The mirror was infact the Daily
> Mirror and he was flicking through when he found an old photo of
> himself.
SHUT UP!
Who's going to have a copy of the Mirrow in their bathroom?
It'd be the Sun.
:-)
This is the answer then:
The elderly man put on his glasses while looking at the mirror and he found that he had a bigger beard and no glasses etc.
The mirror was infact the Daily Mirror and he was flicking through when he found an old photo of himself.
Heh, forgive me now?! ;-)