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THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
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Profile #er-dunno - Er-no
The man who sprung the catchphrase of the FOG with his name. Never really seen taking sides with anyone, makes his alliances seem fairly shaded. Possibly a good quality for Survivor, and obviously liked around here. A recently appointed 'Notable', takes the srand against Cheats and outs his muscle and drives on Feebly attacked in an SR mag with THAT photo, his credibility woth the minions could only have been strengthened, but whetherhe has the might to take on the Rainbird once more, only time will tell.
The man who sprung the catchphrase of the FOG with his name. Never really seen taking sides with anyone, makes his alliances seem fairly shaded. Possibly a good quality for Survivor, and obviously liked around here. A recently appointed 'Notable', takes the srand against Cheats and outs his muscle and drives on Feebly attacked in an SR mag with THAT photo, his credibility woth the minions could only have been strengthened, but whetherhe has the might to take on the Rainbird once more, only time will tell.
Profile #do I care?: Ortega
One of Turbonutter's favourite posters, Ortega is always up for an argument. Usually seen at night, he is a die hard Ninty who will say anything to defend his console from attacks by Sony's legions. He knows almost everything there is to know about the GAMECUBE, this nut is a tough one to crack.
One of Turbonutter's favourite posters, Ortega is always up for an argument. Usually seen at night, he is a die hard Ninty who will say anything to defend his console from attacks by Sony's legions. He knows almost everything there is to know about the GAMECUBE, this nut is a tough one to crack.
Profile #???: Wonderboy
I just had to do this. Make no mistake, Wonderboy is a townie. Illiterate, innumerate, and downright stupid, Wonderboy posses the unique ability to compose a sentence (a feat amongst townies) consisting of 70% swear words. He trails round the FOG wearing his Kappa clothes and threatening to brae anyone he meets. When he's around, lock up your daughters, house, car, wallet, pockets and jacket.
I just had to do this. Make no mistake, Wonderboy is a townie. Illiterate, innumerate, and downright stupid, Wonderboy posses the unique ability to compose a sentence (a feat amongst townies) consisting of 70% swear words. He trails round the FOG wearing his Kappa clothes and threatening to brae anyone he meets. When he's around, lock up your daughters, house, car, wallet, pockets and jacket.
Profile #sod it: Bonus
Bonus, the man who is taking a BSc (Hons) Computer Games Technology degree, is probably one of the only members who actually knows what he's talking about. Knowledgeable in all things technical, if you need an answer, he's got them all. Bonus is a frequent visitor of the technical, Sony, DVD and of course, the Future of Gaming forums, and is a welcome visitor anywhere. He is the proud owner of a PlayStation 2 and a Dreamcast, and is quick to jump in and sort out the facts. The guy knows his stuff, so where it says "Bonus" next to a post, sit up and take note.
Bonus, the man who is taking a BSc (Hons) Computer Games Technology degree, is probably one of the only members who actually knows what he's talking about. Knowledgeable in all things technical, if you need an answer, he's got them all. Bonus is a frequent visitor of the technical, Sony, DVD and of course, the Future of Gaming forums, and is a welcome visitor anywhere. He is the proud owner of a PlayStation 2 and a Dreamcast, and is quick to jump in and sort out the facts. The guy knows his stuff, so where it says "Bonus" next to a post, sit up and take note.
Profile: Dringo
Even though he is a 100% Nintendo Manic he can see things in a differnet point of view. He can be smart or funny, serious or quite sick!. But he is the most interessting charaiter in ukdiscussions because he can see allof the gaming world at fair points, even though he will always side with Nintendo.
3 Gameadays
no Filmadays
Regular
Multi-thousand hit site
Reconsied by all and
A good friend to have
Even though he is a 100% Nintendo Manic he can see things in a differnet point of view. He can be smart or funny, serious or quite sick!. But he is the most interessting charaiter in ukdiscussions because he can see allof the gaming world at fair points, even though he will always side with Nintendo.
3 Gameadays
no Filmadays
Regular
Multi-thousand hit site
Reconsied by all and
A good friend to have
Profile # damn i cant count past 10, ortega: Ha now he is a funny fellow, about Nintendo he does like to bellow, he appears mainly at night to give us a fright about how sweetcorn amkes his teeth go yellow.
Profile: Turbonutter
Oh how he can create an argument out of thin air, you could be talking abut flowers yet he'd still be start a Playstation Vs Nintendo argument. He is highly skilled and a long serving and loyal memeber to UKchatforums, you either like him or loath him but whatever your feelings towards him maybe you will definatly get to know him!
Oh how he can create an argument out of thin air, you could be talking abut flowers yet he'd still be start a Playstation Vs Nintendo argument. He is highly skilled and a long serving and loyal memeber to UKchatforums, you either like him or loath him but whatever your feelings towards him maybe you will definatly get to know him!
Profile: Kon Artis.
Some claim him to be a God, others swear blind that he's the second coming. One thing's for sure, Messiah or not, Kon Artis definately started something very special within FOG.
"The Worlds Longest Thread", started by Kon Artis many months ago, has become a safe haven for most if not all FOG members. The WLT is Kon Artis' tool for bringing peace and tranquility to the harsh world of FOG.
I can't say if he is a God or not, but he is responsible for what many see as an act of God.
Sadly, it is all we have left of him :-(
Some claim him to be a God, others swear blind that he's the second coming. One thing's for sure, Messiah or not, Kon Artis definately started something very special within FOG.
"The Worlds Longest Thread", started by Kon Artis many months ago, has become a safe haven for most if not all FOG members. The WLT is Kon Artis' tool for bringing peace and tranquility to the harsh world of FOG.
I can't say if he is a God or not, but he is responsible for what many see as an act of God.
Sadly, it is all we have left of him :-(
Profile #lost count - SSXPRO
Very rarely seen around the fog, as he usually takes the secret tracks around the Ps2 forum. Defiantely one to watch in the future battles between the PS2 and the rest, as he flies through the air pulling of a misty. Seems to know what he is speaking about, again showing that the average PS2 owner is from the more intelligent breed of human. With a knowledge of all things SSX, it will take more than talent to keep up with this tricky character.
Very rarely seen around the fog, as he usually takes the secret tracks around the Ps2 forum. Defiantely one to watch in the future battles between the PS2 and the rest, as he flies through the air pulling of a misty. Seems to know what he is speaking about, again showing that the average PS2 owner is from the more intelligent breed of human. With a knowledge of all things SSX, it will take more than talent to keep up with this tricky character.
Profile: Freak of the Dark
Nintendo Is Simon, Thomas Cahill, Mr. Dark, FrEaK Of ThE Dark, and FrEaK Of ThE (mr) DaRk, whatever his name maybe when you are on you you will know who he is as his quick witted nature will blow you away. Sure he may seem nice but get on his wrong side and he'll give you a little slap. So Freak of the Dark he is indeed the a freak but at least he is our freak!
Nintendo Is Simon, Thomas Cahill, Mr. Dark, FrEaK Of ThE Dark, and FrEaK Of ThE (mr) DaRk, whatever his name maybe when you are on you you will know who he is as his quick witted nature will blow you away. Sure he may seem nice but get on his wrong side and he'll give you a little slap. So Freak of the Dark he is indeed the a freak but at least he is our freak!
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