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THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
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Profile: Mr Snuggly
He arrived asking 'Who Am I?' Nobody knew who he was! Many had pointed their fingers but not many would have guessed he worked for the company. He came with competitions, he offers prizes, he chooses the winners and he makes the magazine. What exactly doesn't Mr Snuggly do?? He is probably your postman, milkman, garbage man, cable guy and one of the voices of Big Brother. One thing is for sure! This guy gets around!
He arrived asking 'Who Am I?' Nobody knew who he was! Many had pointed their fingers but not many would have guessed he worked for the company. He came with competitions, he offers prizes, he chooses the winners and he makes the magazine. What exactly doesn't Mr Snuggly do?? He is probably your postman, milkman, garbage man, cable guy and one of the voices of Big Brother. One thing is for sure! This guy gets around!
Profile: Mr Snuggly
Nobody knew who he was! Many had pointed their fingers but not many would have guessed he worked for the company. He came with competitions, he offers prizes, he chooses the winners and he makes the magazine. What exactly doesn't Mr Snuggly do?? He is probably your postman, milkman and the voice of Big Brother. One thing is for sure! This guy gets around!
Nobody knew who he was! Many had pointed their fingers but not many would have guessed he worked for the company. He came with competitions, he offers prizes, he chooses the winners and he makes the magazine. What exactly doesn't Mr Snuggly do?? He is probably your postman, milkman and the voice of Big Brother. One thing is for sure! This guy gets around!
Profile: I am the Tarrant
Is that your final answer? Are you sure? Obviously these questions have nothing to do with this poster, 'I am the Tarrant' is a strange name. What could it mean? He says his wife is also the Tarrant so it must get confusing when someone rings asking to speak to 'Tarrant please'..... He is a late night poster, he posts when the night is full and the moon is bright. With a great and interesting point of view, Tarrant offers an extra kick to the early morning posting sessions..
Is that your final answer? Are you sure? Obviously these questions have nothing to do with this poster, 'I am the Tarrant' is a strange name. What could it mean? He says his wife is also the Tarrant so it must get confusing when someone rings asking to speak to 'Tarrant please'..... He is a late night poster, he posts when the night is full and the moon is bright. With a great and interesting point of view, Tarrant offers an extra kick to the early morning posting sessions..
Prime Profile: Bonus
We at Special Reserve were quite shocked when Bonus came onto the scene a few months ago. Sporting his homemade kilt and tartan bagpipes he came out of the Highlands like a real brave-heart with all bums blazing. Well, he had to really, because being a Playstation 2 fan he was bound to be up against some stiff Nintendo competition, which came in the form of The Game. But despite losing a very high majority of console debates and slanging matches to 'Game' Bonus kept going, and to-date he has definitely won all our respect with his vast technical knowledge and kind, humorous nature. A superb lad, one of our favourites and a very worthy of the 2nd place position, Behind Game in the forum favourites list!
~ © 2001 The Game
We at Special Reserve were quite shocked when Bonus came onto the scene a few months ago. Sporting his homemade kilt and tartan bagpipes he came out of the Highlands like a real brave-heart with all bums blazing. Well, he had to really, because being a Playstation 2 fan he was bound to be up against some stiff Nintendo competition, which came in the form of The Game. But despite losing a very high majority of console debates and slanging matches to 'Game' Bonus kept going, and to-date he has definitely won all our respect with his vast technical knowledge and kind, humorous nature. A superb lad, one of our favourites and a very worthy of the 2nd place position, Behind Game in the forum favourites list!
~ © 2001 The Game
Profile: Your Honour
Always around to help out others, never convicted of a crime and says he wins without even trying! Is there anything wrong with this man? He came onto these forums trying to slay a dragon from typing too many songs??? Now he is found posting in every topic, he takes breaks from the forums and finds that when he returns from these breaks he is supercharged and ready to post without a pause. Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Honour.
Always around to help out others, never convicted of a crime and says he wins without even trying! Is there anything wrong with this man? He came onto these forums trying to slay a dragon from typing too many songs??? Now he is found posting in every topic, he takes breaks from the forums and finds that when he returns from these breaks he is supercharged and ready to post without a pause. Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Honour.
er-no wrote:
> Turbonutter wrote:
> Or not...
> ..or not what?
Dringo's profile of himself.
> Turbonutter wrote:
> Or not...
> ..or not what?
Dringo's profile of himself.
No. What a stupid question...
Turbonutter wrote:
> Or not...
..or not what?
> Or not...
..or not what?
Profile: Turbonutter
This web crazy youth is a gamer that was recently seen shouting he had 'given up' from the rooftops. One thing is for sure about this guy, he loves to post, infact he has just hit the top thirty and says he will one day rule the forums. He has talent and wit, he is fast and agile and he built the bridge with his bare hands, but with all these credentials, there is one question that haunts the boy known as Turbonutter. Will he ever win???
This web crazy youth is a gamer that was recently seen shouting he had 'given up' from the rooftops. One thing is for sure about this guy, he loves to post, infact he has just hit the top thirty and says he will one day rule the forums. He has talent and wit, he is fast and agile and he built the bridge with his bare hands, but with all these credentials, there is one question that haunts the boy known as Turbonutter. Will he ever win???
Or not...
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