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THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
He rules, no one beats him, yep the best ever!
What was that that just flew by? It was so fast? Wow, look its the fastest regular alive... Bonus! He seemed to spring onto these forums as a regular, never having to suffer the torment of being a newbie. At the beginning he joined and helped lead the fight against cheaters, nowadays he can be found roaming the bridge between the forums and causing many debates about which was the better console... the time it took you to read this, Bonus has probably posted well over thirty replies! Catch him if you can!
It is a bonus to see things from Bonus (sorry). You see this man has a complete and utter loyalty to Playstation and combine him with a Nintendo fan (Cougth~Dringo~Cougth) and all hell breaks loose. He is a man with principles and by the time you enter FOG you will know about them.
Respect Sony and you dare argue!
A very special breed of Nintendo hunter but has he met his match with a few from the world of UKCHATFORUMS, I doubt it.
Who holds the sword that has the blood of thousands of Sony lovers on it, well Dringo might just be the culprit. Wherever there is a Nintendo talk, Dringo is in the middle, always the first to enter and last to leave. He survives and makes it a dirty fight. Warning to all Playstation fans, don't enter a Dringo topic, without being heavily backed up.
Two months ago he could be found starting his organisations and whipping and prodding newbies with the likes of RBS, since then he has retired and continues to post in all forums, his hatred for newbies has died since the election and Time Warp is a great character because he rarely complains about winning and has superb original topics and thoughts. Without him, the foru....newbies wouldn't be the same!
> Profile #Ninty - Dringo
Dringo is a strange one. People actually
> seem to like him, but his sharp tongue and blatant sarcasm are
> defining features of most of today's severe lunatics, not to mention
> his love of all things Nintendo. Seen ferociously devouring PS2
> fans as they stray away from the pack, if you are out on your own,
> be afraid, be very afraid. Fast and agile, he knows enough to hunt
> down and take out the weakest of minds, but easily backed up when he
> knows he is at risk. Never seen being given support by anyone other
> than Game, the future of this predator looks dim.
Very good but ortega, er-no, mr dark all also back me up oh and who can forget Edgy.
As long as its not Scottish, The Game can talk to it. This Nintendo loving poster is normally found following newbies around and giving them the third degree on why to hate Scottish people... The Game's style of posting is a pleasure to read, and then you will enjoy clicking the back button without comment...
What would the forums at ukchat be without the guy who creates all the competitions, well it would be a whole lot more boring, thats what! Whenever this guy is on the forum life seems to bounce into action. Countless topics have been started asking Tony a pointless question or two, and he will always try and answer, no matter how stupid the question...
Dringo is a strange one. People actually seem to like him, but his sharp tongue and blatant sarcasm are defining features of most of today's severe lunatics, not to mention his love of all things Nintendo. Seen ferociously devouring PS2 fans as they stray away from the pack, if you are out on your own, be afraid, be very afraid. Fast and agile, he knows enough to hunt down and take out the weakest of minds, but easily backed up when he knows he is at risk. Never seen being given support by anyone other than Game, the future of this predator looks dim.
Oh yes he is nice, unless you are a newbie, if you are stay away from him and he's accusing eyes. For becoming a regular then he is as nice as pie, a general friend and a clever one at that. He used to go by another name but that sordid past is behind him and now is an extremley regular, regular here at UKchatforums!