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THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
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THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
Bewarethetoadsoffate wrote:
> How do you read these profiles?
At age four or thereabouts you start going to school. Whereupon they will start teaching you about healthy eating, social citizenship and reading (but nothing about games).
After some basic mixed culture "Naz and Jill meet the Bill" books you can gradually progress to the more controversial stuff like "Undermining Tory values" and "Why tax is so good". But still nothing about games.
By the time you have been through five years of this you are ready to waiting for eveything plus a pension to come to you on a silver platter as it is indeed your right to have these things while protesting the bypass from a tall tree.
All the teachers may be off sick with stress, but you will have learned enough to be able to read THE PROFILES.
> How do you read these profiles?
At age four or thereabouts you start going to school. Whereupon they will start teaching you about healthy eating, social citizenship and reading (but nothing about games).
After some basic mixed culture "Naz and Jill meet the Bill" books you can gradually progress to the more controversial stuff like "Undermining Tory values" and "Why tax is so good". But still nothing about games.
By the time you have been through five years of this you are ready to waiting for eveything plus a pension to come to you on a silver platter as it is indeed your right to have these things while protesting the bypass from a tall tree.
All the teachers may be off sick with stress, but you will have learned enough to be able to read THE PROFILES.
Emm, do you want them posted in here or in the forum??? If you want them in here, you might want to move mine out of chat.
Bonus - just copy and paste it here. I can't get to the admin system from home.
Is there a limit to how many we can do?
Profile #blah - The Game
Game has chosen a well know wrestling character to be his role model into the 21st century, and what an appropriate role model he is. He is always trying to pick fights with the big boys and thinks that everyone else should bow down before him, but he fails to see everyone sniggering behind his back. He takes petty swipes at the Scots and Welsh, because being stereotypically English, he has an inferiority complex up there with women. Soon we may even be forced to him driveling on about the success of the Gamecube. but with everything in life, Game always backs a loser.
Game Over.
Game has chosen a well know wrestling character to be his role model into the 21st century, and what an appropriate role model he is. He is always trying to pick fights with the big boys and thinks that everyone else should bow down before him, but he fails to see everyone sniggering behind his back. He takes petty swipes at the Scots and Welsh, because being stereotypically English, he has an inferiority complex up there with women. Soon we may even be forced to him driveling on about the success of the Gamecube. but with everything in life, Game always backs a loser.
Game Over.
I can't think of anything to write.
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