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Hey all, It's my birthday tomorrow. So for fun, I am going to write, or start, a contineous story. I will post it here tomorrow. I hope you all contribute and make it good. If any one else has any other ideas for stuff to do tomorrow, put it here.
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"It's a-"
MJ was cut off by the slamming of the hall doors, as in walked...
Mouldy Cheese. "Lemme into the party! I wanna shmee what'sh going on!"
He appeared to be rather drunk.
Ant walked over to him, gave him sugar, and said, "Here, eat lots of this. It will make you high on sugar rather than on drink."
Cheese looked puzzled.
"It sounds more plausible," Ant explained. Cheese nodded, and began to eat.
MJ was cut off by the slamming of the hall doors, as in walked...
Mouldy Cheese. "Lemme into the party! I wanna shmee what'sh going on!"
He appeared to be rather drunk.
Ant walked over to him, gave him sugar, and said, "Here, eat lots of this. It will make you high on sugar rather than on drink."
Cheese looked puzzled.
"It sounds more plausible," Ant explained. Cheese nodded, and began to eat.
"Never mind ay Ant. I was about to open this....eerrrr present from MJ," said IB putting on a strong face.
"I know how about to make up for you being late you can finish opening MJs present for me," IB craftily said.
Thought IB
Ant walked straight over to the present sitting on a table and had not hesitations in ripping off the wrapping paper.
"Oh my god it's a.........," said Ant in a shocked voice.
"It's a what Ant?" said IB.
"I don't know. What is it then MJ?" Ant replied.
"It's a ..........
CONTINUE
"I know how about to make up for you being late you can finish opening MJs present for me," IB craftily said.
Ant walked straight over to the present sitting on a table and had not hesitations in ripping off the wrapping paper.
"Oh my god it's a.........," said Ant in a shocked voice.
"It's a what Ant?" said IB.
"I don't know. What is it then MJ?" Ant replied.
"It's a ..........
CONTINUE
Ant's face fell, "Sorry IB."
IB kept a straight face, and then burst out laughing, "It's okay Ant! Now, get on with the party!"
Ant had brough along 15 bags of sugar, and began sharing them out.
"SUGAR FOR EVERYONE!! CLASSIQUE!!"
IB kept a straight face, and then burst out laughing, "It's okay Ant! Now, get on with the party!"
Ant had brough along 15 bags of sugar, and began sharing them out.
"SUGAR FOR EVERYONE!! CLASSIQUE!!"
Ant had been discussing gaming with his mates on the FOG Forums when he suddenly remembered,
"Oh crap!! IB's birthday party!" Ant shouted, cutting off Grix as he was saying why the GameCube will win console wars.
10 minutes later, Ant ran into the hall, panting for breath.
IB hadn't seen him yet. Ant had an idea. He could pretend he'd been here all the time, without IB seeing him! It was very busy...
Ant calmly walked over to IB, and said, "Hey great party so far mate!"
IB looked at him harshly, "How would you know?? You're an hour late."
"Oh crap!! IB's birthday party!" Ant shouted, cutting off Grix as he was saying why the GameCube will win console wars.
10 minutes later, Ant ran into the hall, panting for breath.
IB hadn't seen him yet. Ant had an idea. He could pretend he'd been here all the time, without IB seeing him! It was very busy...
Ant calmly walked over to IB, and said, "Hey great party so far mate!"
IB looked at him harshly, "How would you know?? You're an hour late."
"Its FOGmaster!" shouted MJ, "woohoo the party is on. Whats with the big stick by the way?"
"When I heard you guys had a pinyatta I just had to come and join in," replied the FOGmaster.
The gang partied into the night......at least they would have had it not been for RawisAndy.
"Hang on a sec weren't we meant to be doing something tonight...around 10," said RawisAndy.
"Yeah we are meant to be meeting GP," said IB, "we better get goi....."
MJ rudely inturrupts the birthday boy.....
"No we cannot go yet you haven't opened my present yet," MJ complained.
"Yes I did you gave me Longy and KR," IB replied.
"Thats not the real present dummy," MJ went around the back of his decks and pulled out a small dodecahedron shaped box.
thought Jet.
"Your going to love this Icey," MJ said as he handed the strangely shaped box over to IB.
"Thanks MJ" said IB as he began to open it....he put on a happy face but deep inside he was very worried about the contents of MJs present.......
CONTINUE
"When I heard you guys had a pinyatta I just had to come and join in," replied the FOGmaster.
The gang partied into the night......at least they would have had it not been for RawisAndy.
"Hang on a sec weren't we meant to be doing something tonight...around 10," said RawisAndy.
"Yeah we are meant to be meeting GP," said IB, "we better get goi....."
MJ rudely inturrupts the birthday boy.....
"No we cannot go yet you haven't opened my present yet," MJ complained.
"Yes I did you gave me Longy and KR," IB replied.
"Thats not the real present dummy," MJ went around the back of his decks and pulled out a small dodecahedron shaped box.
"Your going to love this Icey," MJ said as he handed the strangely shaped box over to IB.
"Thanks MJ" said IB as he began to open it....he put on a happy face but deep inside he was very worried about the contents of MJs present.......
CONTINUE
OH MY GOD!!!!.... Its Tommy from Ground Fource!!!
No s**ts not said MJ s**ts..... Alan Tismarch!!!!
Lets beat him cried everyone and they all pounced on him and pummelled the s*s**t out of him then they hung Alan by his tiny scrotum!
Alan screamed that if he was gonna die he wanted to die in a bed of roses no one listened to him and then Grandprix said "Lets use him as a pinyatta first we need a big stick to hs**t him ws**th"
Then the cieling broke and anouther misterious person was there IB said "this is getting rediculas" and he/she had a big stick they then took of their mask..........
No s**ts not said MJ s**ts..... Alan Tismarch!!!!
Lets beat him cried everyone and they all pounced on him and pummelled the s*s**t out of him then they hung Alan by his tiny scrotum!
Alan screamed that if he was gonna die he wanted to die in a bed of roses no one listened to him and then Grandprix said "Lets use him as a pinyatta first we need a big stick to hs**t him ws**th"
Then the cieling broke and anouther misterious person was there IB said "this is getting rediculas" and he/she had a big stick they then took of their mask..........
*RRRRRriiiiiippppp* MJ cut the tunes. "Who the heck is this guy?" MJ exclaimed as he stepped down from the satge his decks were on.
"How dare he inturrupt me. I was about to play Roger Sanchez: Another chance to celebrate the Scrotum Hanging of Longy," MJ moaned.
The mysterious figure dressed in a black cloak with a executioner style mask on stepped into the middle of the room.
"Who do you think you are?" IB screamed, "come one explain yourself mystery man. Why have you inturrupted my party?"
The mysteriious figure looked as though he was bout to speak. He began to slowly lift his mask off his face.
"Holy macaroni," said Jet, "the mysterious figure is.........
CONTINUE
"How dare he inturrupt me. I was about to play Roger Sanchez: Another chance to celebrate the Scrotum Hanging of Longy," MJ moaned.
The mysterious figure dressed in a black cloak with a executioner style mask on stepped into the middle of the room.
"Who do you think you are?" IB screamed, "come one explain yourself mystery man. Why have you inturrupted my party?"
The mysteriious figure looked as though he was bout to speak. He began to slowly lift his mask off his face.
"Holy macaroni," said Jet, "the mysterious figure is.........
CONTINUE
Jet walked over to IB and said if he was enjoying his party.
IB replied "Its been strange but very entertaining".
Then the DJ for the night MJ swerve took to the decks and performed an amazing rytham which got everyone in the mood for luvvv.
Longy then somehow got cans among cans of booze everyone stared to down the booze especially RawIsAndy but then Longy said he had the peare du la resistance he weeled out a video player and TV then he put on the sickest vid anyone has seen it was so explist it couldent even be aired anytime during the day.
All the people there grabbed Longy by the scrotum and hung him from the roof with it.
While everyone was laughing at Longy the doors suddenly swung open and a misterious person walked in........
CONTINUE
IB replied "Its been strange but very entertaining".
Then the DJ for the night MJ swerve took to the decks and performed an amazing rytham which got everyone in the mood for luvvv.
Longy then somehow got cans among cans of booze everyone stared to down the booze especially RawIsAndy but then Longy said he had the peare du la resistance he weeled out a video player and TV then he put on the sickest vid anyone has seen it was so explist it couldent even be aired anytime during the day.
All the people there grabbed Longy by the scrotum and hung him from the roof with it.
While everyone was laughing at Longy the doors suddenly swung open and a misterious person walked in........
CONTINUE
Grandprix used this occasion to give IB a present.
"£10 is not really a great present, so I thought of something better," said Grandprix. "I have a few contacts and I have some arranging to do but everything should be ready at 10 pm tonight."
Grandprix then left with an intriging smile on his face.
Everyone began to wonder what was going to happen......
CONTINUE
"£10 is not really a great present, so I thought of something better," said Grandprix. "I have a few contacts and I have some arranging to do but everything should be ready at 10 pm tonight."
Grandprix then left with an intriging smile on his face.
Everyone began to wonder what was going to happen......
CONTINUE
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