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"Ice Blaster Birthday party"

Hey all, It's my birthday tomorrow. So for fun, I am going to write, or start, a contineous story. I will post it here tomorrow. I hope you all contribute and make it good. If any one else has any other ideas for stuff to do tomorrow, put it here.

Meanwhile, Bandy had bought some hair gel and so he was able to finally do his hair!

Its a .. Its a ... Its a BIG STICK!!!!

And with that Mouldy Cheese got the big stick and shoved it up MJs egshaust. MJ dident relize and went full speed down the pit stop. But cos he had a stick up his eghaust his engiene blew up! MJ went spinning into the barricades and was forced into retirering from the race!

MJ also was annoyed and delivered deverstating swear words words 2 the maintance guy which couldent even be aired on channel 5 late night!

But IB was in the lead and they were in the home straight.

Would IB win?
Who could stop him?
Did anyone have a plan?

Anyway back to IB and firing that shell.

Just as IB was about to press the button, MJ through a bannana (he didn't take the skin off) at him which hit him hard on the back of the head knocking unconsious for a while. This caused IB to press the wrong button and he pressed the speed up one and began speeding uncontrolably fortunately (it's that good luck run again) he sped staright through the pits at top speed and out the other side cutting out a huge chunk of the track!

"Godammit not again" shouted MJ who wasnt having much luck in this race.
"Right then time for some cheating MJ style!" MJ Grinned to himself

Meanwhile Grandprix and RawisAndy were head to head battling to get in front. Andy was leaning on his steering wheel.
"Move over amatuer!" Laughed GP as he rammed into the side of Andy
"mhe mes dmhs sm dhsai" muttered Andy
"What?" said GP
Again Andy muttered something to himself under his breath
"Ha your drunk arent you"
GP leaned out of his car to try and sabbotage Andy's race but Andy sat up straight! A shocked GP who was now next to Andys car leaning over wasn't looking where he was going.
Andy smiled to him and slapped him across the face sending GP spinning.
"Mhwaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha! laughed Andy as he sped off!
GP however was not out of the race and soon got back onto the track and began racing toward Andy with an sadistic look on his face.

MJ knew what to do and decided to follow IB through the pit stops but as he was Mouldy Cheese ran out holding something and ran toward a speeding MJ!
What the hell has he got!
It's it's it's a...............

Ant asked why Jet always put his name in capitals, and also reminded him that he did not cheat.

"errrrrr...I don't know, and yes, I trust you." was his reply.

Jet went in for a pit stop, and Ant quickly sneaked round to the side of the car, and ripped off a small part of the suspension!

Jet drove out of the pits, and drove straight into 123123's garage. 123123 could not pit in cos of this, and ran out of fuel.

Now Ant, Jet and 123123 were out of the race.

But while ANT was too busy laughing aloud JET was still very annoyed with ANT cos Jets team dident win the tag team titles so Jet had pay back in his mind.

Jet quickley sped towards ANT and pulled out a automatic machine gun and said "Astalavista tag team champ" and shot thousands of bullets into ANTs car and ANT went flying of the track and he just managed to get out of the car before it blew up! Then Jet said Mwwwhhhaaaa!!!

ANT was very peeded of and took out his anger by deliveering a Hip Hop Drop onto a car maintance guy.

ANT was out of the race.

CONTINUE.

(No hard feelings ANT)

Meanwhile, Ant had turned around, and had decided to go backwards for a bit of fun!

IB was still in the lead, and Ant drove straight towards him at a rather high velocity.

IB's eyes filled with horror, and he screeched out of the way, which forced him to spin, and lose a lot of time.

Then a whole series of cars came, by having to dodge Ant. 3 cars crashed into the barriers.

"MWA HA HA HA HA!!!" Ant laughed evilly.

MJ had a evil grin on his face as he pulled out a LIGHTINING BOLT!!!!!! He then through it in to the air and everyone on the track turned in to tiny people in tiny F1 cars. MJ as you could of guessed soon took the lead and by the time everyone had returned back to normal size MJ was about a lap ahead.

But that dident mean it was over oh no it was just getting started IB was mighty p*ssed off and he wanted to win his birthday race and with that IB pressed a button on his steering wheel and a huge red shell came out and IB was just about to press the fire button when.......

Everyone was ready to race and in their cars except Mouldy Cheese and MJ, they were fighting over who got the yellow coloured car!

"It's mine you have the mucky brown one!" shouted MJ

"Brown thats the same coulor as......"

The cars screeched off leacing Mouldy Cheese left behind who didn't enter his car and instead snuck off in to the pits!

"Wahay! I'm winning!" Laughed IB
"You only took the first corner and you started first!" Screamed Jet who was obbvioulsy feeling the pressure of the race.

Grandprix was distracted by MJ who was pulling something out from under his seat and leaned over to get a better look (not something you do in the middle of an F1 race) and Granprix spun hitting into RawisAndy knocking him off the track. This woever gave GP his balance back and even put him in front more.

"Mhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Joyfully shouted GP
"Oh goddamit!" shouted MJ

MJ pulled up an object from under is car seat.
What was it?
What was he gonna do with it?
Is this Mario Kart all over?
And where the hell is Mouldy Cheese?

With everyone here, they all left to see Grandprix's surprise.

They went to Grandprix's house, but he weren't there. Everyone was confused.

"Hey everyone, I've found a note," said Ant. "The surprise is at Silverstone race circuit."

"Silverstone!" "He's given us all drives in F1 cars probably," said IB.

They all raced to Silverstone to meet Grandprix.

A floodlit track awaited them. Grandprix met them.

"F1 drives for all, but that is not the surprise," said Grandprix. "The surprise will be ready when you have finished."

Everyone was confused as there was a lot of noise and people shouting in the distance.

Grandprix was being very cagey. He would not let anyone behind the pit lane.

There was also a lot of helicopter and plane activity at the airfield in the centre of the circuit.

"The race is about to begin," said Grandprix. "IB is on pole position. The rest can slot in where they want."

The race was about to start.........

CONTINUE

GP and IB came running down the ramp to the ring with their video playing behind them on the titantron.

They were nearly at the ring when GP raised the sledge hammer in his hands and took a swing at IBs head.

"Wake up IB!" screamed Jet from the ring.

"What," were IBs last words as he was hit in the back of the head by the sledge hammer.

IBs limp body hit the floor with a sickening thud.

"AAAAHhhhh," screamed IB.

"Huh! I am alive and not at a match," IB said still a bit confused.

"You were having a dream," Jet explained at the same time as pulling IB off the floor.

"A dream.....but it seemed so real," IB replied.

"With the amount of achohol in your bloodstream I can believe that it seemed real," Jet said with a grin on his face.

"Did I really get Summerslam tickets from MJ?" IB asked.

"Yes you did! You collapsed just after Ant shouted out what the present was," Jet explained.

"This means that we need to meet GP still then?" IB muttered.

"Thats exactly where we are abot to go IB," Jet replied.

Jet and IB walked over to the rest of the group and RawisAndy checked evryone off a list to make sure they were still here.

"IB"

"Here"

"JEt"

"here"

"Mouldy cheese"

"Er...I think I am......." came the slaughtered voice of Mouldy cheese.

"123123"

Everyone turned around to see him still lying on the floor from his crash into Mouldy Cheese.

"I suppose we had better leave him there," RawisAndy suggested.

"Me"

"here"

"Bandy......."

"He ran out of hairgel," explained MJ.

"LONGY"

"dead"

"KR"

"dead"

"Yay!" everyone roared.

"MJ"

"Booyakasha!"

"Ant"

"The voices in my head.....aaaaahhhhh"

"I'll take that as a here" RawisAndy chuckled.

"Khazar"

"here!"

"FOGmaster"

A shadow pasted over the building as his name was read out. Everyone was filled with a strange feeling that each person could only understand.

"Is that everyone?" RawisAndy asked, "looks like it so lets get going!"

CONTINUE