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Slaveunit wrote:
> SPECIAL DIRECT - drop jaw on keyboard to continue... mind eyeballs on screen
I think this is brilliant - IT'S THE WINNER!!!
(providing Slaveunit did not copy it from somebody else's advertising, in which case we would have to choose another winner)
These were the rules:
All you have to do, to get your mits on the game of your choice, is to think up a snappy caption for SPECIAL DIRECT.
As you might assume, Special Direct will sell special offers direct and a range of games, computers, parts, dvd's etc.
For example:
SPECIAL DIRECT - where a lot more costs a lot less.
The best caption will win.
To enter please write:
SPECIAL DIRECT - enter your caption here.
Good luck
SPECIAL DIRECT - Jamie Oliver doesn't work for us
SPECIAL DIRECT - Dreams from your screens
SPECIAL DIRECT - poor people allowed
SPECIAL DIRECT - prices everyone can afford.
SPECIAL DIRECT - the best palce to buy online, safe, secure and reliable that the special direct Guarantee.
SPECIAL DIRECT - a games shops worst nightmare
SPECIAL DIRECT - does anyone really need to go outside again?
SPECIAL DIRECT - for all your entertainment needs
It's OK Goaty, I
> know you've been thinking hard.
Can you smell the burning from there?
SPECIAL DIRECT - Part exchange available, surgeons on hand
SPECIAL DIRECT - Part exchange on all computers
SPECIAL DIRECT - All computer parts exchange
SPECIAL DIRECT - Sells glass, just for Reaper
SPECIAL DIRECT - Sells cushions, just for Reaper
SPECIAL DIRECT - Sells tables, just for Reaper
SPECIAL DIRECT - Sells window locks, just for Reaper
SPECIAL DIRECT - The owner's 50 years old, for God's sake!
SPECIAL DIRECT - The happiest place in town
SPECIAL DIRECT - Get more from the Net
SPECIAL DIRECT - We're all nuts about something!
Hang on...
SPECIAL DIRECT - No additives
SPECIAL DIRECT - Why are we so cheap? WE GET KIDS TO DO OUR MARKETING! MMMMWWHHAAA HAAA HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Running out of ideas
SPECIAL DIRECT - Directly special
SPECIAL DIRECT - Special prices, direct to you
SPECIAL DIRECT - TCERID LAICEPS
SPECIAL DIRECT - Wheelchair friendly
SPECIAL DIRECT - Recluse friendly
SPECIAL DIRECT - Kind on those allergic to sunlight
SPECIAL DIRECT - Are you a lout? Why go out?
SPECIAL DIRECT - Like games? Hate money? Love Special Direct
SPECIAL DIRECT - Rabbit friendly
SPECIAL DIRECT - We take all major credit cards
SPECIAL DIRECT - Mad for it!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Gamer's catalyst
SPECIAL DIRECT - Purchasing catalyst