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Slaveunit wrote:
> SPECIAL DIRECT - drop jaw on keyboard to continue... mind eyeballs on screen
I think this is brilliant - IT'S THE WINNER!!!
(providing Slaveunit did not copy it from somebody else's advertising, in which case we would have to choose another winner)
These were the rules:
All you have to do, to get your mits on the game of your choice, is to think up a snappy caption for SPECIAL DIRECT.
As you might assume, Special Direct will sell special offers direct and a range of games, computers, parts, dvd's etc.
For example:
SPECIAL DIRECT - where a lot more costs a lot less.
The best caption will win.
To enter please write:
SPECIAL DIRECT - enter your caption here.
Good luck
SPECIAL DIRECT - Give us your money
SPECIAL DIRECT - Online Leeds market
SPECIAL DIRECT - Why are you still reading this?
SPECIAL DIRECT - Go! Shop! Now!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Listen to me very carefully. Go. Burn. Down. Special. Reserve.
SPECIAL DIRECT - Better than sex!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Discount Home Computing and Video Games network
SPECIAL DIRECT - 99% of all customers come back
SPECIAL DIRECT - The rest came once and ran out of money
SPECIAL DIRECT - Head and shoulders above the rest
SPECIAL DIRECT - We bribe women to come to the website
SPECIAL DIRECT - Win a game every single day
SPECIAL DIRECT - DVD-tastic!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Earn Greenys with every purchase
That one might need more thought
SPECIAL DIRECT - Buy turbonutter GT3
SPECIAL DIRECT - We want your text
SPECIAL DIRECT - We want your money
SPECIAL DIRECT - We want your custom
SPECIAL DIRECT - You want games, we want money. Simple.
SPECIAL DIRECT - Live life to the max
SPECIAL DIRECT - Total games
SPECIAL DIRECT - Free thumb plaster with every copy of GT3
SPECIAL DIRECT - Semi-clad women selling RAM!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Win a car
SPECIAL DIRECT - Win a life
SPECIAL DIRECT - Win a PS2
SPECIAL DIRECT - Throw eggs at Dreamcasts for free
SPECIAL DIRECT - N64 destruction classes
SPECIAL DIRECT - Free booklet: 1001 ways to worship your PS2
SPECIAL DIRECT - 1. Buy a PS2 from us
SPECIAL DIRECT - 2. Buy GT3 from us
SPECIAL DIRECT - Buy 6 PS2s, 6 copies of GT3, 6 i.Link cables and a i.Link hub, all from us
SPECIAL DIRECT - We sell widescreen TVs
SPECIAL DIRECT - Garaunteed Pokémon free
SPECIAL DIRECT - Build up your word count here
SPECIAL DIRECT - Extra wide aisles available
SPECIAL DIRECT - Catering for the "special" gamers
SPECIAL DIRECT - Meeting other people optional
SPECIAL DIRECT - Personal communication skills not required
SPECIAL DIRECT - Buy or die
SPECIAL DIRECT - If gaming be the food of time, come here!
More soon!